Loose Women

Ciara to Ben: "Shouldn't you have talked to me about having kids before you married me?" He was too busy trying to rescue you and get your memory back. #DAYS

Tripp gives Allie a grim look as he prepares to tell her about Doug. Practicing the Salem Hospital's "look of death" is a requirement of any doctor's internship. #DAYS

Julie (on phone with John): Marlena is in with Dough right now but we haven't heard anything from him." Only because it's tough to scream with a pillow stuffed in your face. #DAYS

John heads to the hospital so he can pray with Marlena. God used to be everywhere but he's so busy right now he has to confine himself to the Salem Hospital Chapel. #DAYS

Nicole: "Are you asking me on a date." Ej is a pragmatist. It's been a while since he had sex so he's fishing around in the "Loose Women" section of his little black book. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "OMG! Is that the Devil?" Johnny: "No. That's my Uncle Tony. He's not Satan, but he knows him well. He has died and gone to hell a couple of times." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jack: "Gwen was not a drug dealer. She was a prostitute." Abby: "Oh, well, that makes it all better." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "Put me in charge of Gabi Chic." Phillip: "We'll have to rename it." Ava: "What do you have in mind?" Phillip: "How about 'Ava Sh*t?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: Didn't you say you're trying to put your feelings for Rafe behind you?" Nicole: "Yes…" EJ: "Then I think the best way to do that would be to bend over and put me behind you." #DAYS

Nicole says going on a date with EJ would drive Sami insane. I'm sure if they did what EJ has in mind it would drive Sami even more insane. #DAYS