A Pox On The DOOL Writers

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "You told your father EVERYTHING?" Gwen: "Well, I certainly didn't tell him you plowed me like an Iowa cornfield." #DAYS

Calista: "I'm already on my own private island." Sorry, Calista, any more, a million bucks doesn't buy a private island these days. #DAYS

The minister is as confused about the Justin-Bonnie nuptials as I am. #DAYS

A pox on the #DOOL writers for having Doug go all Alzheimer's on us. #DAYS

With their respective accents I feel very cosmopolitan watching Xander and Gwen. #DAYS

Now that Calista is dead I guess Bonnie "inherits" the million dollars. #DAYS