Bonnie Lockhart Doesn't Do Virgins

Sami to EJ: "I know you can't hear me but…" and on and on she goes. #DAYS

Apparently Chloe thinks "DNA" stands for "Do it Now Asshole."

Mimi catches Bonnie in a compromising position. Unfortunately, Bonnie can't tell the difference between Lucas and a pillow. #DAYS

Roman talks about the tradition of Brady-Horton unions in Salem. Known in some circles as incest. #DAYS

Shawn tells Lucas to calm down. One more word and Lucas might sucker-punch him into the next county. #DAYS

Bonnie threatens to blow the baby scam unless Mimi treats her to a steak dinner. Mimi got off easy but we've always known Bonnie is a cheap date. #DAYS

Rex and Sarah bump into Mimi and Bonnie. Bonnie: "This is awkward." Awkward moments are a way of life in Salem. #DAYS

Sarah invites Bonnie and Mimi to the party. Sweat is coming out of Rex' forehead like a Texas oil gusher. #DAYS

Bonnie: "Bonnie Lockhart doesn't do virgins." I'll bet she would if she had the opportunity. #DAYS