Deer Abby

It's amazing how much she resembles her father Jack at the bottom of that elevator shaft.

Bling

Victor: "WHAT ARE THE HANDCUFFS FOR?" What did you thing… that they were bling? #DAYS

 

A car runs over Abby. OMG! Was the car damaged? #DAYS

 

Hattie: "I find you high and mighty." Right now Marlena isn't very mighty but in her drugged state she sure is high. #DAYS

 

What's-His-Name

Anj, Hattie and Bon-Bon. Which Shakespeare play is this? #DAYS

Roman: ":Johnnie and Allie are all grown up." They'll probably both be
doing their residency at Salem Hospital next month. #DAYS

Abby: "What's his name is my son, too." #DAYS

"I don't like to be all whiny and insecure," says Gabi right before she finds out about Dario & goes whiny and insecure to the max. #DAYS

 

Dario: "You come with me or Chad goes to jail." Damn, that Dario really knows how to sweep a gal off her feet. #DAYS

 

The Salem doctor's Hippocratic Oath: "First, do no harm… after that, all bets are off." #DAYS

 

Constipations

Patch: "Mama Brady's chowdah… good for what ails you." Only if what ails you is constipation. #DAYS

 

Gabi gets upset that Chad had Abby's ring in his pocket. Apparently Gabi would be happier if Chad had her ring through his nose. #DAYS

 

Ladies' man Dario sure knows how to get the gals.  If blackmail doesn't work maybe the nest step is out-and-out kidnapping. #DAYS

Computer McGenius Theo

 

 

A Z-Hole

Holier than thou Rafe lectures Dario for being a crook. Let's see… what's worse… counterfeiting or accessory to attempted murder? #DAYS

 

Raines is a z-hole. That's because his people skills are so bad he'd have to improve to be an a-hole. #DAYS

 

Computer McGenius Theo beats two-factor authentication without the second factor. #DOOL is truly fiction. #DAYS

 

Fried Circles

Eric & Jennifer give each other that "It's about time for another one-night-stand" look. #DAYS

 

Brady & Nicole give Victor that "It's about time for the old folks home" look. #DAYS

 

Jennifer: "I hope these fried circles remind people of Gram." They remind me of Rafe's IQ. #DAYS

 

Delightful Duplicity

 

 

Needy, Self-absorbed, Whiny Teen

 

The closed captions have just informed me the show started with "suspenseful music." Thank goodness—I never could have figured that out. #DAYS

 

Claire has gone from being a self-absorbed whiny teen to a needy self-absorbed whiny teen. #DAYS

 

Marlena: "Keeping the letter from Theo doesn't compare to some of the things Ciara has done." Or some of the things Marlena has done. #DAYS

Jobus Interruptus

Hope: "Deimos' murder brought back memories." Hope gets nostalgic when it comes to murdering someone. #DAYS

 

Lani calls off nookie with JJ when she remembers she's supposed to be at work — jobus interruptus. #DAYS

 

Gabi: "JJ and I shared a dance when we were both out of our minds." That doesn't exactly narrow down the time frame. #DAYS

 

Chad: "We've all moved on." Right, except for Abby, Gabi, JJ and Chad. #DAYS

 

Dario Scores

 

 

Abigail Gets A Clue

One day with a new writer and Abigail's brain comes back to life. Let's hope this trend continues.

 

You Should Live So Long

John thanks Kate for the warm welcome home. It's not as warm as the one she gave him years ago when they wound up in bed. #DAYS

 

Angelica: "I do NOT have MOOD swings."

 

Hattie: "Go to MarlenaEvansGoppleDanger.com." LOL!

 

Adrienne to Lucas and Justin: "I can't wait until the two of you grow up." You should live so long. #DAYS

 

The Thrill Of Victory

...or, from Anjelica's point of view, the agony of defeat.

Busty Broads

Lani and JJ celebrate the fact they are both off.  They certainly are, and as an added bonus, they aren't on duty either. #DAYS

Theo: "Dimera security is state-of-the-art." The art he's talking about must be cave drawings. #DAYS

"Coy doesn't cut it with me," says Anjelica coyly. #DAYS

That Weekend Master's Degree From MIT

André: "What's the problem?" Abby: "It's my husband." It's your husband AND his wackadoodle wife. #DAYS

 

André to Abby: "Which husband were you referring to?" Good one, André. #DAYS

 

So now Theo is a computer expert? They must've SORASed his education. Maybe he got that master's degree from MIT over the weekend. #DAYS

 

Dario's Tactical Error

Cooties

Jade: "Kayla treated me like dirt." Was that before or after you filmed your friends having sex? #DAYS

 

Brady panics when he finds Nicole & Eric's kissed. WITHOUT PROTECTION. Now everyone in the room has everyone else's cooties. #DAYS

 

Tripp orders a burger – medium. Kayla adds to her mounting list of screw-ups by serving it medium-well. #DAYS

Crazy In Love

Abby & Dario — They may not be crazy in love but they sure prove you don't need to be in love to be crazy. #DAYS

Slept With Half The Guys In Town

Dario tries to cozy up to Abby until Jennifer, the human chastity belt, walks in. #DAYS

 

Kayla: "You're smart, quick and empathize with patients." So your instincts are right, Tripp. You don't belong at Salem Hospital. #DAYS

 

Jade: "I can't be with you this summer." Joey: "Drat the bad luck." #DAYS

Jeez, Nicole, I wouldn't think a kiss would be that big of a deal for a woman who's slept with half the guys in town. #DAYS

Theo Has A Lot To Learn

 

 

Hell Hath No Fury

Theo: "Can't we be friends?" Claire (veins bursting from neck): "CAN'T
WE BE FRIENDS?" Hell hath no fury, Theo, hell hath no fury. #DAYS

Sonny's angst is a little confusing since he voluntarily confessed and
refused to listen to his attorney. #DAYS

Waitress: "The guy left a phone charger & a dirty magazine." Hope: "What
magazine?" Waitress: "Soap Opera Digest." #DAYS

Tripped Up

Kayla: "I"m trying to figure out how I screwed up meds on three
different patients." It's simple—you "Tripped" up. #DAYS

Everyone wants Sonny to get away with murder. Who do they think the is,
Hope? #DAYS

Kayla: "My marriage hasn't fallen apart." ...lately. #DAYS

Who's been married the most times? Marlena
Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black
#DAYS

That Cute Little Maid's Uniform

Steve may only have one eye but he can still see it all.

 

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!

Hope feels guilty about taking the night off — Apparently more guilty
than she felt about about trying to murder Stefano. #DAYS

Let's say Sonny really is guilty. Protip: Go to your attorney THEN
confess. #DAYS

Rafe & Hope — SQUEEEEEEEEE!! OK, that wasn't what you thought it was. It
was the sound of alarms going off in my brain. #DAYS

Bo's Gift

Justin's Opinion

Platonic Marriage Capital Of The World

Weird Platonic Relationship

Adrienne says she doesn't want Jen worrying about the paper. When does
Jennifer ever worry about work? #DAYS

JJ: "I killed a man. I can't live with that." Seems to me Deimos is the
one who can't live with that. #DAYS

Andre: "It's been a long time since I had lamb." In his weird platonic
relationship I wonder if lamb is a code word for something else #DAYS

The Simple Things

Whad'ya mean? Sonny didn't fire those employees without cause. He fired
them BE-cause he didn't trust them. #DAYS

POP QUIZ! Q:Who is Earl Snodgrass? A:The only person in Salem Rafe
didn't have to get permission from before asking Hope to marry him. #DAYS

Rick: "It's the simple things that mean a lot to me." Then he should get
to know Rafe. #DAYS

The real crime that's been committed here is there is someone out there
that would name some poor dog Noodle. #DAYS

Quicker To Cut Off His Testicles

Rafe & Hope should get it on there at the campsite & get arrested for
public indecency. It would be one of their lesser crimes. #DAYS

Rafe has to beg half the town before he can ask Hope to marry him.
Wouldn't it just be quicker to cut off his testicles? #DAYS

Married In A Bar

The Real "Hope" Diamond

Criminal To Criminal

Off Their Rockers

It just could be that Dario is more off his rocker than any other
Hernandez. An off-their-rockers family if there ever was one. #DAYS

Wacky Dario + Wacky Abby = Wacka-paloosa. #DAYS

TBD staff now must ask, "Fries and a quickie wedding with that order?"
#DAYS

Drat That Obligation

Lani: "I'm a police officer. I'm obliged to tell the truth." Drat that
obligation. Otherwise she could just lie like a rug. #DAYS

Marlena should use a spinning hourglass to hypnotize JJ. It works for me
every day. #DAYS