Happy Valentine's Day

Roses are red
Viagra is blue
Maggie and Victor's
Sex life ain't through.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hope trusts Aiden
But keeps her gun handy, too.

Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
Lonely Paul Narita
Needs a Valentine's fellow.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Brady and Melanie
Won't get out of bed.

Clint's no great prize 
But commitment's a pain 
And Theresa's a gal 
Who just can't abstain.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
JJ and Eve
Have a Valentine's...
Never mind


Happy Valentine's Day!