The One-Eyed One-Horned Flyin' Purple Manhood Eater

Victor wants Maggie to move back home. Translation: He's hornier than a brass band on the 4th of July. #DAYS

 

Abby says her breakup with Chad was her decision. Translation: "Let's be crystal clear about who broke up with whom." #DAYS

 

Miles wonders what changed Nicole's mind about covering Eric's story. Based on the scenes, it was a series of irritating flashbacks. #DAYS

 

Jordan vs. Kate: The coy therapist vs. the one-eyed one-horned flyin' purple manhood eater. #DAYS