A Denny's Grand Slam

Eric has had so many erotic dreams if I didn't know better I'd think he got his Ambien mixed up with Viagra. #DAYS

 

Jennifer's dress sure is showing off her... wait... is that cleavage or a heart transplant scar? #DAYS

 

Q: At first, why didn't Theresa buy pot from JJ? A: Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free... or something like that. #DAYS

 

Rory: About as helpful to JJ as a Denny's Grand Slam is to a heart attack. #DAYS