Fifty Shades Of EJ

EJ says from now on he's Sami's boss and she'll be working under him... Conjures up images of "Fifty Shades of EJ." #DAYS

 

Abby — I've seen longer skirts on a ballerina.  I guess she's on a mission to do something about her "condition." #DAYS

 

Sami asks if Eric thinks a priest collar will stop Nicole.  Heck, it probably won't stop Eric. #DAYS

 

Regarding Jennifer's earrings, I always wondered what happened to the Gong Show gong. #DAYS

 

The Virgin Abby brings flowers to Jennifer. Jen takes them from her. Abby is now officially... (Are you ready for this?) deflowered. #DAYS