They're All Doomed

EJ orders up the "height of romance and then top that." The guy's pulling out all the stops to get laid, isn't he? #DAYS

 

Rafe likes the name Daniel Raphael Hernandez, "It's so... so..." The word you're looking for, Raphael, is "me." #DAYS

 

Jennifer: upset because her daughter's a virgin. Dan: upset because his daughter's marrying the guy who's banging her lights out. WTH? #DAYS

 

Melanie says she doesn't know what she'd do if she lost Chad. Didn't she say the same thing about losing Phillip? Like 100 times? #DAYS

 

Brady reads "Living with loss." Keep it for your next girlfriend, too, Brady. They're all doomed. #DAYS