Chasing Tail

Brady "accidentally" meeting Sarah half naked was the #DOOL gratuitous male nudity scene for December. Females of the hetero persuasion may now remain at ease until January's gratuitous male nudity scene. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "You're still wearing your wedding band." Xander: "I'll remove it as soon as I start chasing tail again." #DAYS

Alex: "This tree is a little too sappy." Just like the show? #DAYS

Patch: "I thought coordinating the FBI and Salem Police Department would get us something." It will. It will get the FBI downgraded to the level of the Keystone Cops. #DAY

Jada calls 911: "We have a hazardous materials situation here." A pub chowdah delivery? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Why didn't you three men overtake that guard?" Theo: "She looked pretty mean." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Susan: "Isn't it a little early to tipple?" Gwen: "Yes, but it's the perfect time to get stinking drunk." #DAYS

When Susan takes her glasses off she has an uncanny resemblance to Kristen. #DAYS