Target

Fun Fact: Did you know there is a department store chain named after EJ – Target. #DAYS

If they save his life, maybe EJ will make a big donation and save the hospital. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Cat: "Do you need to call anyone?" Chad: "EJ's insurance agent. I want to see if I'm his life insurance beneficiary." #DAYS

So EJ was shot through the heart but he's not dead. Pepto Bismol works wonders. #DAYS

It's Not Cheating Unless It's Cheating

Belle should have gotten back with EJ and THEN worn the wire once he trusted her. Of course she would have had to "compromise her honor" to do that but I'm guessing that wouldn't have been a problem. #DAYS

I'm already wondering who shot EJ and he hasn't been shot yet. #DAYS

Situational recap: It's not cheating if you don't know you're cheating. Unless your partner decides it's cheating. Then it's still not cheating but it might as well have been. #DAYS

Look at the bright side: Everyone hating on EJ won't be guilty of shooting him. Only one of them will. Unless this is a "Murder on the Orient Express" situation. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "We both know you wouldn't try to kill EJ." Gabi: "It's not about trying. It's about succeeding." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "How could I have been so stupid?" JJ: "I would think you should know. You have a PhD in stupid." #DAYS

Shawn: "How could I have been so stupid?" This from the guy who deliberately drove his motorcycle through a church stained-glass window. #DAYS

Estonia

Patch asked Bob Dylan when it would be the right time to go to Estonia. Dylan replied...
Estonia when you're walkin' 'long the street
Estonia when you're tryin' to keep your seat
Estonia when you're walkin' on the floor
Estonia when you're walkin' to the door

EJ texts Belle: "I moss you." Translation: "I'm horny."

Orpheus to Marlena: "I'm going to get rid of you and your meddlesome husband for good." Sounds like a death threat, Doc. This might be a good time to ram your knee into the family jewels. #DAYS

Orpheus says the love between John Black and Marlena Evans is eternal. It must be, they always get remarried after their string of multiple divorces. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — The guys looking for John decide to incorporate and name the company after themselves. They call it Steve Andrew Paul Services, then shorten it to its initials: SAPS. #DAYS

Belle agrees to wear a wire. Won't EJ find it when she takes her clothes off? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "I have something painful to tell you." Rafe: "You can tell me anything." Jada: "I slept with Shawn." Rafe: "You can't tell me that." #DAYS

Patch: "Where did they move the nuclear device to?" Karl: "Rosebud." They put them on a sled? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "Tell me how I can fix the fact that I slept with Shawn." Rafe: "Go back in time and don't screw him." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Prove you're not wearing a wire. Take off your dress." Belle: "That line wouldn't work in the sleaziest dive bar in town, but I'll give you credit for originality." #DAYS