Massagin’ Mystic.

Sarah tells Rex she's pregnant. Rex assumes he's the daddy. Silly boy. #DAYS

A clerk misplaced the paperwork on Sarah and Xander's divorce. How conveeeeeeenient. #DAYS

Maggie tells Alex she's going to be CEO. Alex: "Get serious." Way to suck up to your new boss, who can also groom you for the CEO job you want, Alex. #DAYS

Rex to Sarah: "I understand. You're not shopping for a relationship right now." She may not be shopping for one but she's sure done a lot of browsing lately. #DAYS

Xander to Sarah: "Maybe we should give our marriage another shot." Married or not you've given her a shot that will keep on giving. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "Your actions with women could be seen as mysogynistic." Alex: "I love massaging women. That's why they call me the massagin' mystic." #DAYS