People Steal Babies

For the statisticians in the audience, records show exactly 0.27% of all weddings are stopped at the last minute. The same survey showed that figure rises to nearly 50% in Salem. #DAYS

Salem City Ordinance 120917B: When you have something important to tell someone, getting to the point without mumbling around and stalling is an offense punishable by a year in jail, a $5,000 fine, or both.

Justin: "I'm pretty sure there is not going to be a wedding." Man, that Justin is really on top of things. #DAYS

Kristen: "How could the hospital make such a terrible mistake." It's Salem Hospital, where medical protocol goes to die. #DAYS

Sonny: "People steal babies." Sarah: "Hold my beer." #DAYS