Unique

Gabigail and Hope are whispering so we can hear the way-too-loud background music better. #DAYS

Marlena vows she won't talk about her personal history. Proceeds to talk about her personal history. #DAYS

Marlena's possession: "You're seeing something very unique in #DOOL — a flashback of something that happened more than five minutes ago. #DAYS

Chad's "Just Let Me Go" Strategy

Chad's "just let me go" strategy doesn't work. Ordinarily it wouldn't be worth trying for someone under arrest but this is, after all the Salem Police Department. #DAYS

Abby refuses to leave Stefan. Maybe it'll work out. Since they're both as nutty as a fruitcake maybe they'll get a room together in the looney bin. #DAYS

Attention, Red Carpets And Glory

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "We both deserve a second chance at love." Eve: "I think for both of us the second chance came around years ago." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Let Claire have the attention, the red carpets and the glory." Ciara: "What do I have?" Tripp: "Me." Claire: "I'll take the attention, red carpets and glory." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Miguel: "I'm a huge fan of Chloe Lane." Julie: "That makes one of us." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eli: "When it comes to having a baby, we're both rookies." Lani: "Yes, and nine months from now, you'll still be a rookie." #DAYS

A Proud, Card-Carying Charter Member

Protip for Wyatt and Ciara: Real bikers leave their helmets with the bike. #DAYS

Patch is blind, Gabigail. You could just sneak off. #DAYS

Claire whines that no one cares that she won the New Face of Bella Contest. I'm a proud, card-carrying, charter member of that club. #DAYS

Fake Blood Shortage

BULLETIN: Recording of many Hollywood dramas has been suspended due to the fake blood shortage created by yesterday's episode of #DAYS.

 

The Psycho Scale

Hope gives Rafe the "hands that have touched Sami shall never touch me" look. #DAYS

Sonny tells Will that Clyde is a total psycho. On the psycho scale, I'd say Clyde isn't as far gone as his son Ben. #DAYS

Did you ever notice how all the Weight-Watchers commercials show people shoveling in food like they haven't eaten in weeks? Maybe it's a trick to get people to gorge themselves so they will get more customers. #DAYS

It's What You Think

Vivian works Stefan by telling him Abby will be locked away forever and he'll never see her or Gabby again. Frightening words for Stefan… music to my ears. #DAYS

Gabigail tells Kate: "It's not what you think." Protip: Whenever someone says, "It's not what you think," it's probably what you think. #DAYS

Once again, #DOOL characters are trapped in a place without a bathroom. Salem is the burst-bladder capital of the world. #DAYS

Barney

I can certainly understand Brady's obsession with Eve since she's the only woman on the face of the earth. #DAYS

Claire thinks being the New Face of Bella is the greatest honor ever. Let's see… yes… it's the New Face of Bella followed by the Congressional Medal of Honor. #DAYS

Brady to Eve: "I want you. You want me." Now I've got the "Barney Song" running through my head. #DAYS

So Excited

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE NEW FACE OF BELLA CONTEST I COULD JUST… uh oh. I have to go change my pants. #DAYS

Maggie is happy Brady thinks outside of the box. I sure hope so because he doesn't do much thinking anywhere else. #DAYS

Keeps Her Promise

Chad thinks Stefan may have brainwashed Abby. If he did he forgot to use the gentle cycle and everything shrunk. #DAYS

Chad: "Hope looked for the dark-haired woman in Hong Kong but didn't find here." I don't get it. Only 99% of the women in Hong Kong have dark hair and it's such a small place. #DAYS

Jennifer keeps her promise to drop the conversation about Hope and Rafe, right up until she brings it up again. #DAYS

A Dark, Empty Space

They can't even afford a voice to talk back to Claire as Theo. I'll bet when he comes back he'll be a buff hottie and his first scene will include the dropping of a towel. #DAYS

Abby wakes up in a dark, empty space. In case you didn't catch the metaphor, that was her brain. #DAYS

OFPS, Kate. If André had lived you'd probably be divorced by now. #DAYS

A Derriere Fetish

The show opens with Kate’s deep thought look, in which she looks like she just ate a persimmon. #DAYS

In a dramatic moment Rafe walks over to the waste basket and annuls the annulment papers. #DAYS

Rafe shows his undyling love for Hope by getting defensive and belligerent with her. #DAYS

Unless Leo's scheme has something to do with working at Titan he could just quit and continue to work Sonny while Vivian bankrolls the operation. #DAYS

Ciara wants to smoke Claire's sorry ass and says she'll be all over Hope's butt about Rafe. Sounds like she's developing a derriere fetish. #DAYS

Thirty To Life

Brady and Eve "accidentally" bump into each other. If they could get
particles in the Hadron Collider to hit at the rate people bump into
each other in Salem it would advance nuclear physics by years.

Rafe grovels for Hope to come back to him. Hope grovels for him to sign
the annulment papers. Grovel-o-rama. #DAYS

Chad: "I need time to prove Stefan is behind this." Gabi: "I don't have
a lot of time." Check again… you have thirty to life. #DAYS

Driving A Car Without Tires

Tripp mocks Ciara and Claire: "What could be more meaningful than being judged by your appearance?" Well, judging these two by their intellect would be like test driving a car without tires. #DAYS

Gabby: "The only thing I need is Stefan." And a frontal lobotomy. #DAYS

Marlena runs through the things that invalidate the confidentiality law. Way to tip your hand, Doc. #DAYS

Gimme a 'G'; an 'R'; an 'O'; a 'V'; an 'E'; an 'L'; What's that spell? 'RAFE!' #DAYS

The DiMera Couch

Leo says Titan is growing like crazy. Sonny thinks it might have grown by one employee too many. #DAYS

Guilty! Justin's strategy of not calling any witnesses in Gabi's trial was very effective – If he was looking for a quick verdict so he could get home in time for supper. #DAYS

Kayla: "This is the toughest thing Steve has ever gone through." Except maybe dying two or three times. #DAYS

Careful, Gabby, you can get pregnant just by sitting on that DiMera couch. #DAYS

Black Hole

Leo bops in and Justin and Adrienne figure their little Sonny was not upstairs playing with his erector set. Or maybe he was. #DAYS

Dr. Laura doesn't want Marlena "digging around in Abby's head." I should say not. That might release the galaxy's biggest black hole. #DAYS

Devastated

Abe is qualified to help Steve with his blindness. Don't forget, Abe was blind and got his sight back when Zack died and Abe got his corneas. #DAYS

Jennifer says JJ is devastated Lani's baby isn't his. Not only that he's stuck with those two stupid bikes he bought. #DAYS

Dr. Laura: "I'm protecting Abigail from something she's not capable of processing." You know… like… reality. #DAYS

Winging It

Abby: "Can you explain how I wound up in another country and don't know how I got there." Marlena: "Probably the Salem Transporter." #DAYS

Abby: "So what do you think is wrong with me?" Marlena: "Your brains have a lot in common with scrambled eggs." #DAYS

Paul: "I was impressed you didn't read up on me before you interviewed me." Translation: Will was winging it. #DAYS

Two Patches

Steve should be wearing two patches instead of those glasses. #DAYS

Dr. Laura falls, hits her head and brings out her alter Gabby. Whenever I fall like that it brings out some idiot with Tourette's Syndrome who cusses a blue-streak.

Eli: "Life rarely goes according to plan." Statistics show there is a greater chance of that happening when you don't use protection during your one-night-stands. Hope is not the best strategy for family planning. #DAYS

Take a drink every time Patch says, "You don't have to worry about me," or "I'm going to be fine." #DAYS

Kayla walks into Lani's room: "Sorry to keep you waiting." Great acting that's exactly what a real doctor would say — every time. #DAYS

Cone Of Silence

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Gabby's pants burst into flames. #DAYS

Eli drags JJ into "the box" i.e., the conference room, also known as the "cone of silence." #DAYS