John and Lorena Bobbitt

Apparently in Gabi's mind "giving JJ another chance" entails spending a lot of time with Chad. #DAYS

 

Kate and Eduardo: It has the potential of being the greatest love story since John and Lorena Bobbitt. #DAYS

 

Eduardo says the world is a better place with Kate in it. The world must be in worse shape than I thought. #DAYS