Hormone-Saturated

Jennifer, instead of shouting so everyone in the square can hear you grilling JJ about his affair, use a megaphone. #DAYS

 

JJ keeps trying to explain his affair with Eve. All he needs to say is he's a hormone-saturated guy with the IQ of a bagworm. #DAYS

 

Roman says he loves Hope like she's his sister. Given the slump his sex life is in these days that applies to every woman he knows. #DAYS

 

Daniel consults the Guy Manual for advice about Nicole: "Next time bang her THEN kick her out." #DAYS