Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Morning After

Kate and Rafe wake up next to each other and consider the consequences of their night of drunken debauchery.  Contrite and repentant, they agree their sinful act was a mistake.  As Kate begins to get out of bed Rafe stops her and tells her it would be an even greater sin not to have sex again.  Kate is skeptical, but Rafe insists it's even written in the Holy Book and reads, "Thou which layest in proximity to a woman enclothed in naught but bare bodkin and fornicateth not, commiteth an atrocity."

"I don't remember that being in the Bible," says Kate.

"It's not in the Bible," says Rafe, "It's in the Holy Book — I'm reading from The Guy Manual."


Blogger aplecheeks said...

A snarky picture and great little story to boot. Happy Valentine's Day Prevuze!

4:41 PM  

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