Friday, March 30, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/30/12

Another SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEjami day.

Lucas says when Sami feels sorry for herself she does something stupid. She must feel sorry for herself a lot.

Sami: "I'm not going to let you buy me, EJ." Yeah, Sami gives away free samples.

Gabi says the earring is hers and Melanie asks if Gabi slept with Chad. Melanie has the IQ of a salad bar.

Sami wonders what she has that EJ wants. A couple things come to mind.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/29/12

Sami accuses Rafe of going from one tramp to the next. Did she forget she's part of that string of gals?
It would have been so cool if Stefano had opened that door & Rolf would've been there.  But, you know, #DOOL ain' cool.
Caroline wants to know if there's anything she can do to help. How about going back in time several years & having herself sterilized?
EJ shows compassion, sympathy and tenderness to Sami causing a world-wide mass Ejamigasm.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/27/12

The only way Madison's dress hit the runways of Paris is if a suitcase fell out of an airplane.
Marlena reminds Will of a Lady Gaga song he played for her once. He's a Lady Gaga fan? That does it. He's gay.
Ian says he's created a foundation in Madison's name. If that's the case the name must be the Indecisive Whine-Ass Foundation.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/26/12

Interesting how Stefano has his video cameras placed all over town, but the ones in the DiMera mansion never seem to be working.
Nicole shouldn't call Sami a "cup of crazy." Sami's a 55 gallon drum of crazy on her best day.
Billie is again "Agent Reed." That was the title of the very first Prevuze -

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/22/12

John says Hope can't give up when Bo needs her the most. Bo's practically brain dead. Bo don' know & Bo don' care.
Kate's toying with Sami like a cat toys with a mouse.  Only unlike Sami the mouse in that situation usually has a clue.
Rafe tells Nicole she's no dummy. True. But with hard work and perseverance, she can always hope to get there.
For those of you who failed to notice, Jack is pissed. Jen, too.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/21/12

Carrie is looking to kill some time.  She could always watch #DOOL That'll blow an hour to hell every time.
Lexie: "Abe, I am NOT here for you." I think she's the first person ever to say that on #DOOL.
Kayla announces Bo is stable. So is everyone in Salem Cemetery.
Lucas is upset Austin slept with his niece. In Austin's defense, it was his first affair since sleeping with Lucas' wife...
...which was his first affair since sleeping with Lucas' other wife.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/19/12

I must say, I got absolutely nothing out of this episode...
Gabi (n) - A word derived from an ancient Scottish dialect meaning "creepy stalker." Synonym: Abby.
Watching in hi-def and wondering: Is that a touch of gray I see in EJ's hair?
Nicole thinks Rafe is a saint.  Yeah, St. Dufus.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/19/12

Billie says Bo gave her a beautiful daughter. Who grew up onto a selfish, bratty nutso, child-killing adult.
Abe asks Lexie if she's looking for a pick-me-up. Knowing Lexie, she's looking to GET picked up.
Lucas went to EJ's to put his foot down and, as usual, wound up putting it in his mouth.
Looks like after Billie's punch, Daniel will be singing soprano in the Vienna Boys' choir.
Nicole: "EJ has eyes and ears everywhere." And brains on his bedroom wall.
Billie: "You've been with my daughter; you've been with my mother..." Yep. Dr. Cop-a-feel. Going for the trifecta.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Show Thoughts 03/16/12

So let's see, Nicole is somewhere puking her guts out and Bo is comatose. They must've both been watching today's episode of #Days
I tried that trick of yanking a tablecloth off a table with stuff on it and it worked out just about like Madison's attempt.
When I heard Madison blubbering I thought she might as well have been holding her teddy bear. Then I looked up AND SHE WAS!
What kind of role model were you, Lucas, being in on the plot to frame Sami and send her to the death chamber?  Trying to gaslight her with a Will doll?  Shooting EJ in the head?  Putting limburger cheese on a car engine? (I forget who's car it was.)  And probably a bunch of other things I can't remember.
EJ lets Will go with no strings attached and Will stays with him. Lucas in some circles that's called a BUURRRNNN.
EJ & Will certainly had their own little mutual admiration society going today, didn't they?
If Brady's drowning his sorrows it'll take more than one beer.
Don't worry about Brady throwing the ring into his drink. Beer has been shown to be a very effective cleaning agent.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Show Comments 03/15/12

Beware the Ides of March...
Sonny wants to know if everyone is caffeinated. I am. It takes a gallon of coffee to keep me awake during this stuff.
What's with Salemites that they don't even know how to close doors, let alone lock them?
HAHA... did you notice the Huggeys commercial sucking up to dads in the aftermath of last week's big kerfuffle?
Sonny brings Marlena a specialty drink just for her: Coffee flavored Geritol.

Recent Thoughts

Next on #DOOL - Billie: "I know Carrie. She's my sister-in-law." Austin: "Not for long." #Days

Next on #DOOL - Carrie: "Rafe, despite what Austin did, I want to take the high road. So I’ll be on top." #Days

Next on #DOOL - Billie: "Austin, how could you even think you could get together with Abby. You don't even own a cradle." #Days

Next on #DOOL - Melanie: "Austin was drunk. It was your job to keep your head on." Abby: "I kept my head on... just not my skirt." #Days

Next on #DOOL - Rafe: "Carrie, your husband cheated. My wife cheated. Do you know what that means? We're free to romp like teenage minks.

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