No Nookie November

Brady to Holly and Tate: "Rachel is innocent in all this." Innocent yes, intelligent no. #DAYS

Sophia and Kristen bump into each other. This is quite unusual. With the way they slither and move about, it's a scientific fact that it's very rare for two snakes to bump into each other. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Xander and I don't have anything on the books today." EJ: "The only thing you and Xander have anything on is a bed." #DAYS

Gwen and Xander: Friends with Benefits… without being friends. #DAYS

Paulina: "One kind gesture does not cancel all the bad things EJ has done." True. In fact, in the business world it's the opposite that's true… One "Aw Sh*t" cancels out ten "attaboys." #DAYS

Adrienne to Justin: "You pull that book and it will be 'No Nookie November.'" She pulls out a woman's ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

Phillip asks Gabi to become his POSSLQ… an old 80s term meaning Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters. #DAYS

Theo gets "The Mother of All Surprises." No pun intended… OK, you caught me… put intended. #DAYS

EJ asks Theo if he can trust him with the secret that Lexie may come back to life. Perhaps he should have asked him that BEFORE he showed him who was in that room. #DAYS