Stinking Drunk

Kristen: "Rachel probably thinks I abandoned her." I, for one, wouldn't blame anyone for abandoning the little brat. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "What are you thankful for?" Phillip: "Prosthetics." #DAYS

Sarah: "What does a girl have to do to get some turkey?" Well, you went so far as to marry one once. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "Your mom will be happy to spend Christmas with her little girl." Holly: "I haven't been a little girl for a long time… not since Tate busted my cherry." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "No one wants to be left alone on Thanksgiving." Xander: "They do if they're with you." #DAYS

Holly: "You don't have to worry about me." Translation: They have to worry about her. #DAYS

Gwen: "EJ doesn't care about Thanksgiving. He let the whole staff off for the day." Wouldn't that mean he cares enough to let the staff have the day off with their families? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Do you want to share with me why you're hungover?" Xander: "I think it has something to do with the fact I got stinking drunk last night." #DAYS

Sarah: "I can't say anything…" Then proceeds to say everything. #DAYS