Half Dressed

Patch pulls out all the stops for the combo Valentine's day and Anniversary and Kayla gets miffed. Sometimes you just can't win. #DAYS

Tate joins Holly in being half-dressed. Technically, he's half dressed; she's about ¾ dressed. #DAYS

Gabi: "You deserve the best." Jada: "I know that." Yet she settled for (real) Rafe anyway. #DAYS

Doug: "I have no intention of getting between Holly and Tate." At the moment that would be physically impossible. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly to Tate: "Sophia was wrong. You didn't call out her name when we were having sex. But who the hell is Gertrude?" #DAYS

FakeRafe makes a move on Belle. Belle pushes him back: "That will never, ever happen again." Isn't that the same thing she said to EJ? #DAYS

Grounded

Rachael says if EJ spills the beans about Ava, she'll blab about the special guest he brought to Aremid. It seems she's forgetting Option B, which involves EJ carrying her out in a body bag. #DAYS

Rachael: "I won't tell about your captive if you don't tell about Ava." EJ (half-hour later): I propose if you don't tell about my captive I won't tell about Ava." #DAYS

Stephanie comes up with a plan to save the hospital. Turn it into a casino? #DAYS

The gals are getting presents for Valentine's day. Talk about unfair. What do the guys get… Oh, never mind. #DAYS

Maggie asks Holly if she and Tate are planning to have sex. Holly nearly sucks the chocolate down her throat. Bwahahahaha! #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "I just want to have an honest conversation with you about this: are you and Tate planning to have sex?" Holly: "Yes. We're planning to 'be together' tonight." Maggie: "You're grounded." #DAYS

Checkered Past

"Your most vital organ is quite vulnerable." I don't know about that but Belle has seen to it that it's certainly getting a lot of use lately. #DAYS

Shawn says Paulina appointing Rafe commissioner is a slap in the face to Jada. Quid Pro Quo for the slap in the face Rafe got when Paulina appointed Jada commissioner. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "Rafe will be a calm hand at the wheel." Shawn: "Anyone is calm when they are asleep at the wheel." #DAYS

Patch: "We all know about Ava's checkered past." Says the man whose past could be used as a chessboard. #DAYS

We can keep Ava here until we come up with a more permanent solution." Killing her wouldn't work. In Salem, death is not permanent. #DAYS

Salem Hospital is declaring bankruptcy. A rare victory for the beleaguered US healthcare system. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Since when did you learn how to cook?" Tate: "Since I learned how to microwave popcorn." #DAYS

Apparently Salem Hospital's $1,000 charge for an aspirin has been too low. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Salem Hospital might have to shut down." Alex: "I hope so. Hundreds of lives could be saved." #DAYS

Alex: "So Salem Hospital is going belly-up?" Just like dozens of their patients. #DAYS

Spoil Sport

Chanel: "I don't see how you could think I would cheat on you." Johnny: "It's my fault. It's 100% on me." Chanel: "Of course it's 100% your fault. It's always 100% the man's fault." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "I'm glad you're moving back in. We don't have to sleep in our bed tonight." Chanel: "What a spoil sport." #DAYS

Alex to Stephanie: "I want to be with you." This week, anyway. Alex doesn't impress me as a long-term relationship kinda guy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle has to go to a speech therapist when she can't say anything except repeating to EJ over and over again, "We can't do this again." #DAYS

Kate: "Working with B&S used to bring joy. Now there is no more joy." Camera pans to the unconscious Joy. OH! THE ARTISTRY! #DAYS

Alex visits Joy in the hospital… probably not a good time for him to break up with her. #DAYS

He Left Fingerprints

Javi: "How can I keep this secret from Jada?" Well, I know it's a radical approach, but you could just not tell her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How did you find out I slept with EJ?" Shawn: "He left fingerprints." #DAYS

Belle to EJ: "I came here to find out how to handle our relationship going forward." I don't think "relationship" was a word EJ wanted to hear. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How do we handle our relationship going forward." EJ: "Simple… I keep banging you and you keep saying, 'We can't do this again.'" #DAYS

Rafe has taken so long to say what Jada did, whatever it was the statute of limitations has run out. #DAYS

Belle is a tower of strength. So strong, in fact, that she can drag EJ upstairs while they grope each other every step of the way. #DAYS