Gettin' Busy

Maggie: "Homework on a snow day?" Holly: "Yes I've been keeping busy." Gettin' busy with Tate, too. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I do not have cancer. They just removed cancerous cells." Paulina: "What is cancer made of?" Chanel: "Cancerous cells." #DAYS

Sophia needs to back off before her 'tude proves to Tate that he was right in choosing Holly. #DAYS

Sophia to Mrs. Choi: "Chanel and Johnny are very religious. They can drive past their church without using a GPS." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "There is something you should know before you meet my mother." Johnny: "What's that?" Sophia: "You're committed Baptists." Chanel: "We're Catholics." Sophia: "You converted." #DAYS

Another Roll In The Hay

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I was a fool to get involved with you." EJ: "I see. Are you up for a roll in the hay?" Belle: "OK, but we can't keep doing this." #DAYS

Belle: "I'm going to throw your two-faced lying ass in jail." Apparently she's seen the Janus tattoo on his butt.

The way they do DNA tests in Salem, Kayle can hold Arnold's hair up to a light bulb and prove it's him. #DAYS

Brady to Ava: "Please keep this to yourself." Nobody in Salem keeps anything to themselves. "Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead." ~Benjamin Franklin. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I just want to make sure Rafe is blissfully ignorant of my role in his kidnapping." Kristen: "Ignorance is Rafe's specialty." #DAYS

Kristen's Ass

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Give me one reason why Kristen is not in police custody." Belle: "SPD incompetence." #DAYS

Rita to Rafe: "Hopefully you and Jada can someday pick up right where you left off." Jada has certainly picked up where SHE left off. Unfortunately it was with Shawn. One out of two ain't bad. #DAYS

Kristen: "This sounds like a Stephen King novel." Except for the fact that Stephen King is a good writer. #DAYS

Brady: "I'm not leaving here until Kristen's ass is brought in." What do you know… Kristen's ass walks in and brings the rest of her with it. #DAYS

Kristen: "What do you think will happen to Rachael if I get arrested." How about they'll get her some professional help and the little brat won't be a total loss?" #DAYS

A Roll In The Hay

Shawn and Jada do the deed. Salem: Where the solution to every problem is a roll in the hay. #DAYS

They just have to save Salem Hospital. Cat is going to need somewhere to go to treat her for overdosing on french fries. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: 'What is Savannah doing here?" Rafe: "Me." #DAYS

Shawn to Jada: "I like spending time with you." Especially the last several minutes. #DAYS

Stephanie: "Rafe didn't cheat on you." Jada: "Oops." #DAYS

Bordello

Dudley Do-Right

Are recently divorced Shawn and recently cheated-on Jada getting just a liiiiiiitle too close? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "The hospital is broke. We're closing." Cat: "Couldn't we just have a fundraiser?" Marlena: "Well, if we could wash every car in the country for $10 each… nope, that wouldn't be enough." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "OK, I'll give you a chance to be a serious reporter." Leo: "Oh, thank you, Chadwick!" Chad: "Call me Chadwick again and you're fired." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "I hope you're going to treat Stephanie right." Alex: "I've changed. I'll be giving Stephanie love and respect and more." Roman: "It's the 'more' I'm worried about." #DAYS

In tomorrow's exciting episode Stephanie rushes to stop Jada from making the biggest mistake of her life while, in a similar situation, Dudley Do-Right rushes to untie a damsel in distress from the railroad tracks. #DAYS

Coming After Me

Ava: "I see Rachael three times a day when she brings me my gruel." She's ordering meals from the pub? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "You found out Rafe slept with a stripper the morning of our wedding? That was weeks ago. Why didn't you tell me?" Javi: "I was doing something most people in Salem don't do. I was minding my own business." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "My personal life is none of your business. We are divorced. We don't have anything in common any more." Shawn: "Claire?" #DAYS

If the whole Rafe-Arnold thing isn't cleared up by then, it will be a really interesting scene when Rafe walks in and surprises Jada. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "EJ is a snake and he's coming after you next." Belle: "He's been coming after me every night this week." #DAYS

Bladders of Steel

Tate Black Lifetime Stats:
Shags.....2
Gals......2
Kids......1
Definite Superstar Potential!
#DAYS

Bladders of steel: Neither Rafe nor Ava have been able to use the bathroom for a week. #DAYS

Oooooo… the scene transition from Javi's tablet to Jada's tablet. How… transitional. #DAYS

Brady tells Kristen CPS might take Rachel and they could lose her forever. If the little brat was my kid that would be good news. #DAYS

Frenemies With Benefits

EJ and Belle: FWB: Frenemies With Benefits

Shawn: "Trying to drink your problems away is a very bad idea." Especially the next morning when the hangover hits. #DAYS

The town of Salem is pretty much a 200 square mile brothel. #DAYS

If the mega-corporation Titan buys the hospital the price of those appendectomies will skyrocket and patients without insurance will be fed to the pigs on Old MacDonald's farm. #DAYS

Belle: "If you have done anything that would make me walk out of here and never look back, you should tell me now." Should he start by telling her he kidnapped Rafe or save that for later? #DAYS

EJ: "Since I tried to get your job, I assume this is goodbye." Belle: "You assume wrong." Belle must be super-horny. #DAYS

Half Dressed

Patch pulls out all the stops for the combo Valentine's day and Anniversary and Kayla gets miffed. Sometimes you just can't win. #DAYS

Tate joins Holly in being half-dressed. Technically, he's half dressed; she's about ¾ dressed. #DAYS

Gabi: "You deserve the best." Jada: "I know that." Yet she settled for (real) Rafe anyway. #DAYS

Doug: "I have no intention of getting between Holly and Tate." At the moment that would be physically impossible. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly to Tate: "Sophia was wrong. You didn't call out her name when we were having sex. But who the hell is Gertrude?" #DAYS

FakeRafe makes a move on Belle. Belle pushes him back: "That will never, ever happen again." Isn't that the same thing she said to EJ? #DAYS

Grounded

Rachael says if EJ spills the beans about Ava, she'll blab about the special guest he brought to Aremid. It seems she's forgetting Option B, which involves EJ carrying her out in a body bag. #DAYS

Rachael: "I won't tell about your captive if you don't tell about Ava." EJ (half-hour later): I propose if you don't tell about my captive I won't tell about Ava." #DAYS

Stephanie comes up with a plan to save the hospital. Turn it into a casino? #DAYS

The gals are getting presents for Valentine's day. Talk about unfair. What do the guys get… Oh, never mind. #DAYS

Maggie asks Holly if she and Tate are planning to have sex. Holly nearly sucks the chocolate down her throat. Bwahahahaha! #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "I just want to have an honest conversation with you about this: are you and Tate planning to have sex?" Holly: "Yes. We're planning to 'be together' tonight." Maggie: "You're grounded." #DAYS

Checkered Past

"Your most vital organ is quite vulnerable." I don't know about that but Belle has seen to it that it's certainly getting a lot of use lately. #DAYS

Shawn says Paulina appointing Rafe commissioner is a slap in the face to Jada. Quid Pro Quo for the slap in the face Rafe got when Paulina appointed Jada commissioner. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "Rafe will be a calm hand at the wheel." Shawn: "Anyone is calm when they are asleep at the wheel." #DAYS

Patch: "We all know about Ava's checkered past." Says the man whose past could be used as a chessboard. #DAYS

We can keep Ava here until we come up with a more permanent solution." Killing her wouldn't work. In Salem, death is not permanent. #DAYS

Salem Hospital is declaring bankruptcy. A rare victory for the beleaguered US healthcare system. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Since when did you learn how to cook?" Tate: "Since I learned how to microwave popcorn." #DAYS

Apparently Salem Hospital's $1,000 charge for an aspirin has been too low. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Salem Hospital might have to shut down." Alex: "I hope so. Hundreds of lives could be saved." #DAYS

Alex: "So Salem Hospital is going belly-up?" Just like dozens of their patients. #DAYS

Spoil Sport

Chanel: "I don't see how you could think I would cheat on you." Johnny: "It's my fault. It's 100% on me." Chanel: "Of course it's 100% your fault. It's always 100% the man's fault." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "I'm glad you're moving back in. We don't have to sleep in our bed tonight." Chanel: "What a spoil sport." #DAYS

Alex to Stephanie: "I want to be with you." This week, anyway. Alex doesn't impress me as a long-term relationship kinda guy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle has to go to a speech therapist when she can't say anything except repeating to EJ over and over again, "We can't do this again." #DAYS

Kate: "Working with B&S used to bring joy. Now there is no more joy." Camera pans to the unconscious Joy. OH! THE ARTISTRY! #DAYS

Alex visits Joy in the hospital… probably not a good time for him to break up with her. #DAYS

He Left Fingerprints

Javi: "How can I keep this secret from Jada?" Well, I know it's a radical approach, but you could just not tell her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How did you find out I slept with EJ?" Shawn: "He left fingerprints." #DAYS

Belle to EJ: "I came here to find out how to handle our relationship going forward." I don't think "relationship" was a word EJ wanted to hear. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How do we handle our relationship going forward." EJ: "Simple… I keep banging you and you keep saying, 'We can't do this again.'" #DAYS

Rafe has taken so long to say what Jada did, whatever it was the statute of limitations has run out. #DAYS

Belle is a tower of strength. So strong, in fact, that she can drag EJ upstairs while they grope each other every step of the way. #DAYS