The Best Boobs

Have you noticed how close some characters stand in #DOOL scenes? I keep getting the feeling that Vivian and Phillip are going to throw it down right where they stand. #Eeeeeuuuwww #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —   Tate: "You always wanted me to be handy with tools, didn't you? Brady: "Yes." Tate: "Then you'll be happy to know I hammered Sophia last night." #DAYS

Javi is moving into Rafe's place and he'll be working as Gabi's assistant. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Having sex can get a guy in trouble." Tate: "Just so I can avoid some pitfalls, when does sex not get a guy in trouble?" Brady: "Never." #DAYS

I thought Tate pretty much told Holly he had sex with Sophia when he said he was "with" her. Does he think Holly thought they were playing Parcheesi? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate:  "How do I choose between Sophia and Holly?" Brady: "Which one has the best boobs?" #DAYS

A Sea of Tears

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I think it was so meaningful that we lost our virginity together." Sophia: "Yes. And for me it was even more meaningful than the first two times I lost it." #DAYS

Phillip says Xander can kill him and hands Xander a gun. If Xander kills him one good thing would be that Phillip is an organ donor. Some poor deserving soul out there would get his fake leg. #DAYS

Vivian: "All I want is love and respect." Buy a dog. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I was with Sophia last night." Holly: "What movie were you watching?" #DAYS

I'm watching this tender Brady-Kristen-Rachel moment through an ocean of tears. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Brady, Kristen, and Rachael gather in a group hug while they sing the Barney Song. (This may actually happen so have your mute button at the ready). #DAYS

Friends With Expired Benefits

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't care what Seth Burns said. I don't care if he said he saw me having an orgy." Abe: "When did you have the orgy?" #DAYS

Miranda to Arrow: "Reagan called you a no good, dirty… I can't say that name in Pineview." I'm pretty sure the word is poop-head. Sorry to be so crude on this family friendly venue. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: The plunger actually kills someone with a toilet plunger. #DAYS

The show opens with Phillip sitting there half naked. If he had his pants off, too, we could get a look at his spiffy new mahogany bedpost peg-leg. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "So… we did that. Are you glad it happened?" Tate: "It's hard to say. Why don't we do it again so I can tell for sure." #DAYS

From now on Johnny and Joy will have to remain friends with expired benefits. #DAYS

Tate-Sophia-Holly is starting to remind me of Archie, Betty, and Veronica. Maybe Tate should pick up a few Archie comic books for pointers on how to play both ends against the middle. #DAYS