Everything But A Threesome

Leo says he's feeling bummed. In fact, he hasn't felt so bummed since Will and Sonny hauled his dead body out of the Kiriakis mansion in a rolled up carpet. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Joy to Johnny: "Can I guess what your dream about me was about or do you just want to tell me… Every. Juicy. Word." #DAYS

EJ accuses Gabi of destroying his marriage. Gabi accuses EJ of destroying her marriage. Sounds like the basis for a great budding relationship to me. #DAYS

Rafe: "The Commissioner's work is never done." It is when he gets replaced by his girlfriend. #DAYS

In the past few days Chanel has invited Joy to everything but a threesome. #DAYS

Gabi to EJ: "I don't ever want to see your ugly face again…" So the next time she seduces him they'll have to do it doggy-style. #DAYS

Who Gets Stephanie For Dessert?

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "I can't believe that all those people in Salem got sick." Kate: "What's more unbelievable is that none of them ate at the pub." #DAYS

Sarah walks in. Bonnie: "This is a Thanksgiving miracle." No. It's a lame #DOOL writer's trick. #DAYS

Someone needs to get Alex on the list to get a shirt when charities start distributing clothing to the poor for Christmas. #DAYS

Stephanie to Alex: "Phillip and I have a history. Five years ago we won the three-legged race at the Titan picnic." #DAYS

Alex to Steph: "What do you mean you and Phillip have history?" Don't jump to conclusions. Alex isn't a clueless doofus as long as that was a rhetorical question. #DAYS

Alex and Phillip crash the Brady pub Thanksgiving dinner. Who gets Stephanie for dessert? #DAYS

A Bag of Edibles

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Are you still beating yourself up for cheating on Chanel with that actress?" Johnny: "I feel awful. She's the best person I know. She's beautiful, kind and supportive… and so is Chanel." #DAYS

Paulina apparently hasn't learned that criticizing is easy but doing is hard. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "Are you the new Lady Whistleblower?" Javi: "No, I'm the new Leo blower." #DAYS

EJ: "Telling Chanel about your affair with Joy will unburden you." Of a wife. #DAYS

Marlena to Paulina: "Let me help calm you down by buying you an herbal tea." Or a bag of edibles. #DAYS

Pump Me Instead

Next on #DOOL — Johnny talks in his sleep: "Oh, Joy… We shouldn't do this." Chanel: "What shouldn't you and Chanel be doing?" Johnny: "For one thing, talking in our sleep." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "Why would you tell Ava you don't know if you want a future with me?" Brady: "Because I don't know if I want a future with you." #DAYS

Phillip and Stephanie… their relationship was as on-again off-again as a flickering light bulb. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "You just said I've been poisoned. Shouldn't I go to the hospital and get my stomach pumped?" Chanel: "Pump me instead." #DAYS

To boil down the message Kristen's hysteria is sending to Brady: "RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK." To boil down what Kristen is really saying: "The next time you see Rachel, she'll be proud to show you her college degree." #DAYS

A Frosty Vibe

So this serum is supposed to have Sarah walking within 12 hours? There are nasal sprays that don't work that quick. #DAYS

Ava comes at Brady like Jake Paul took off on Mike Tyson. Brady: "I'm sensing a real frosty vibe coming from you." A frosty vibe? Man, that Brady doesn't miss a thing, does he>?" #DAYS

For Sara's serum to work within a day would take nanotechnology we won't have for another 100 years. #DAYS

Holly backs off when she finds out Sophia broke up with Tate rather than vice-versa. Protip for Tate: When it comes to women, sometimes it's best just to keep your mouth shut. #DAYS

Given the music playing in the background at the pub I'm surprised it doesn't have a dirt floor. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Aaron: "Your life could be worse, you know." Sophia: "How?" Aaron: "You could pick the wrong guy on the rebound." Sophia: "You mean if I would start going out with you?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Do you want to take you upstairs?" Tate: "No. I want to do this right. I want to take you on a real date. I want to take you to dinner… to a movie… then I want to bang your lights out." #DAYS

May The Force Be With You

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "So you're 100% committed to quitting?" Rafe: "Absolutely 100%. So the odds I really will quit are 50-50." #DAYS

Leo and Javi: Trouble in paradise. #DAYS


In Rafe's defense, this is not about him being OK with Jada working for him but not OK with him working for Jada. This is about the department treating him in a crappy way. #DAYS

Jada wants Rafe to come back to the force: "Please come back. The force will treat you right. May you be with the force and may the force be with you." #DAYS

JJ: "I'll be OK. I'm a trained cop." And an ordained Internet minister. #DAYS

Poison Cupcakes

We know Kate didn't send the poison cupcakes. She uses brownies to poison people. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "Are you the Whistleblower?" Leo: "No. I don't whistle. I hum." #DAYS

Alex to Joy: "My life was on a completely different track before this." Right, it was so different they called you Ben. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I love you and I'm not going anywhere." Johnny: "No matter what?" Chanel: "I'm not leaving you… no matter what." Johnny: "OK. This would be a good time to let you know I slept with Joy." #DAYS

Laced With THC

Scenes we'd like to see: The cupcakes are laced with THC. #DAYS

Javi: "You have the smile of an angel… the body of a god…

The Bible forbids what Javi and Leo are doing. It is very clearly opposed to extramarital sex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate (at the pub on phone with Abe}: "The breakfast crowd has left." Abe: "Both of them?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "The show has drama, intrigue, romance." Javi: "What does "Body and Soul have?" #DAYS

Johnny wants Chanel to undo her invitation to Joy. Unfortunately he can't undo what he has done. #DAYS

Chanel: "Thank you for coming. We should do it again sometime." Joy: "That's exactly what Johnny said to me the other night." #DAYS

Neutral Ground

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "Oh, Tate…" Tate: "Oh, Holly…" Sophia: "You just called me Holly!" Tate: "Would you believe… uh… Holly is the Japanese word for Sophia?" #DAYS

Protip for Tate: From now on, stay on neutral ground and just call your partner "Babe." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "What's the serum made of?" Kayla: "Snips and snails and puppy dog tails combined with sugar and spice and everything nice. You may never be able to walk again but it will probably make you transgender." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah to Tate: "I sleep with people I love.I don't sleep with people I like… they only get a hand job." #DAYS

Oops

Rafe was commissioner, Jada was a detective. Now Jada is commissioner and Rafe is a detective. Sometimes Rafe's on top, sometimes Jada's on top… even when they're not in bed. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I'm used to taking orders from women." Roman: "Of course you are. You've been married before." #DAYS

Jada: "Rafe says he's OK with me being commissioner. I think he's being honest about that." Gabi: "I know he's not OK with it. Not everyone is honest 100% of the time." Jada: "Are you being honest with me?" Gabi "100%" #DAYS

Gabi to Jada: "Whatever is said in this kitchen is secret between you, me, and the tomatoes." The tomatoes are the only ones we can count on to keep the secret. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "I can feel your heart." Tate: "And I can feel yours." Sophia: "That's not my heart." #DAYS

Sophia: "Tate…" Tate: "Sophia…" Sophia: "Tate…" Tate: "Sophia…" Sophia: "Oh, Tate…" Tate: "Oh, Holly…" Oops. #DAYS

Crack Whore

When things fall apart with Rafe and Jada, who gets the ring? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "My son-in-law is an idiot." Roman: "Let me remind I am that idiot's grandfather." Paulina: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." #DAYS

Chanel: "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Tell Alex Stef would be quite a catch." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Stephanie is easy to be around, smart, beautiful." Chanel: "And as loose as a crack-whore who needs a fix." #DAYS

Alex: "I'd like to get this strap to stop digging in to my chest." Stephanie: "Let me dig in instead." #DAYS

R U DTF?

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "There are none so blind…" Brady: "As blind people?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Why do you want Cat Green to be released?" Chad: "Have you seen her ass?" #DAYS

Chad: "I get it. Clyde is a homicidal maniac." Well, nobody's perfect. #DAYS

Javi gets a text: "What's your best Spanish pick-up line?" Is "R U DTF" Spanish? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Javi: "I didn't realize I'd just be an errand boy." Gabi: "You're much more than that. You're the Chief Gopher." #DAYS

Leo: "I didn't set out to be a home wrecker." Casey Jones didn't set out to wreck his train, either, but these things happen. #DAYS

Leo to Joy as she leaves: "Wait! You didn't tell me who you…" Maybe, just maybe, it's none of your business. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel after her love scene with Alex: "That wasn't so bad, was it?" Johnny: "Not for you." #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "I want to be the husband that you deserve." Too late. #DAYS

The Best Boobs

Have you noticed how close some characters stand in #DOOL scenes? I keep getting the feeling that Vivian and Phillip are going to throw it down right where they stand. #Eeeeeuuuwww #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —   Tate: "You always wanted me to be handy with tools, didn't you? Brady: "Yes." Tate: "Then you'll be happy to know I hammered Sophia last night." #DAYS

Javi is moving into Rafe's place and he'll be working as Gabi's assistant. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Having sex can get a guy in trouble." Tate: "Just so I can avoid some pitfalls, when does sex not get a guy in trouble?" Brady: "Never." #DAYS

I thought Tate pretty much told Holly he had sex with Sophia when he said he was "with" her. Does he think Holly thought they were playing Parcheesi? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate:  "How do I choose between Sophia and Holly?" Brady: "Which one has the best boobs?" #DAYS

A Sea of Tears

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I think it was so meaningful that we lost our virginity together." Sophia: "Yes. And for me it was even more meaningful than the first two times I lost it." #DAYS

Phillip says Xander can kill him and hands Xander a gun. If Xander kills him one good thing would be that Phillip is an organ donor. Some poor deserving soul out there would get his fake leg. #DAYS

Vivian: "All I want is love and respect." Buy a dog. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I was with Sophia last night." Holly: "What movie were you watching?" #DAYS

I'm watching this tender Brady-Kristen-Rachel moment through an ocean of tears. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Brady, Kristen, and Rachael gather in a group hug while they sing the Barney Song. (This may actually happen so have your mute button at the ready). #DAYS

Friends With Expired Benefits

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't care what Seth Burns said. I don't care if he said he saw me having an orgy." Abe: "When did you have the orgy?" #DAYS

Miranda to Arrow: "Reagan called you a no good, dirty… I can't say that name in Pineview." I'm pretty sure the word is poop-head. Sorry to be so crude on this family friendly venue. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: The plunger actually kills someone with a toilet plunger. #DAYS

The show opens with Phillip sitting there half naked. If he had his pants off, too, we could get a look at his spiffy new mahogany bedpost peg-leg. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "So… we did that. Are you glad it happened?" Tate: "It's hard to say. Why don't we do it again so I can tell for sure." #DAYS

From now on Johnny and Joy will have to remain friends with expired benefits. #DAYS

Tate-Sophia-Holly is starting to remind me of Archie, Betty, and Veronica. Maybe Tate should pick up a few Archie comic books for pointers on how to play both ends against the middle. #DAYS