Film Capital of the World

This is the episode where Chanel learns Hollywood, not Salem, is the film capital of the world. #DAYS

Johnny and Chanel discuss whether he should accept the job. Johnny: "You make the decision." Way to punt, Johnny! Why not just hand Chanel your family jewels and have her make all the decisions? #DAYS

Johnny: "I might not want the job for reasons I can't articulate." Sometimes I think Johnny has trouble articulating "Good morning." #DAYS

Leo's Gay-Dar

Next on #DOOL — Sarah (on phone): "Steve has been shot. The ambulance to get him is on its way." Kayla: "For God's sake don't take him to Salem Hospital. I want him to live." #DAYS

Xander called Konstintin a "lavvy head." For those wondering… this is a Scottish insult. "Lavvy" is short for "lavatory." In other words, Xander called him a "toilet head." #DAYS

Is Johnny considering the job and moving away from Chanel right after they were married? Who does he think he is, Eric? #DAYS

Leo's gay-dar is malfunctioning. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "Would you like to go out?" Greene: "Yes, with your sister." #DAYS

Your Tight Little Ass

Marleana: "When you talk to Everett, don't use the word 'crazy.'" True. "Nutty as a fruitcake" is far more descriptive. #DAYS

Everett/Bobby, Stephanie, and Jada all together… a barrage à trois. #DAYS

Kayla: "A ring tattoo would be hard to get off." Xander walks up as Kayla attempts to pry her foot out of her mouth. #DAYS

On the bright side for Clyde, he seems to be very popular right now. #DAYS

Harris finds nude pix on Snake's phone. I hope they're not of Clyde. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Patch: "When it comes to protecting my family I'll never change." Kayla: "So you'll keep doing what you've always been doing… leaving us whenever things get tough?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "If I were you, I'd lower my expectations." Sarah: "I already have… I'm marrying you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "You tried to kill my son. Now I'm going to kill you." Clyde: "Before you do, can I have one more look at your tight little ass in those jeans?" #DAYS