A Bit Over The Top

 

 

How Quaint

Marlena to John: "I always love spending holidays with you." When they're not divorced, that is. #DAYS

John wrote to Marlena frequently while she was away. Marlena wrote John almost every single day, but now the letters are missing. Letters… how quaint. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Jennifer's Thanksgiving day prayer: "Good food, good meat, good God, Let's eat." #DAYS

Sister Mary Strumpet

 

 

The “I’m-Victor-Kiriakis-Granddaughter” Card

Uh-oh. Time for Ciara to play the "I'm-Victor-Kiriakis-Granddaughter" card on Ray. #DAYS

Walking into the lion's den like that Ciara should have brought a taser… if not a gun. #DAYS

Flattered

 

 

Hey, Mickey!

 

 

Signals

 

 

Turning The Tables

Scenes I'd like to see: Steve walks in and beats the crap out of Justin. #DAYS

Talk about turning the tables on Gina's plan. I thought John and Marlena might just throw it down right there on the couch in front of her. #DAYS

At least the flashbacks we're seeing these days aren't scenes we just saw five minutes ago, like they usually are. #DAYS

Interrupting

 

 

Ripping the Fabric of the Space-Time Continuum

With this one-year leap ahead I can't tell the flashbacks from the flash-forwards. #DAYS

Gabi is surprised to find Chad and Abby in bed. Why… they're married. Oh, yeah, I forgot post-marital sex is discouraged in Salem. #DAYS

A scene from seven months ago, which is actually five months from now, so we just saw a flashback into the future, ripping the fabric of the space-time continuum to shreds. #DAYS

A Day of Rest

 

 

Scuttlebutt

Ciara: "I believe you Grandpa. I don't love Ben any more." Dangle that lucrative junior executive position with all its perks in front of Ciara and she'll tell you anything, Vic. #DAYS

Scuttlebutt from Titan: That little b*tch Ciara only got promoted to junior executive because she's Victors granddaughter. Watch out for her. She'll be your boss someday. #DAYS

Apparently the news on Ben's appeal wasn't very appealing. #DAYS

Ward Cleaver

I'm surprised Jennifer didn't wake up with amnesia since #DOOL has never done that story line before. #DAYS

Xander looks like a regular Ward Cleaver. #DAYS

Jordan is dead. What a tragedy. Now all that plastic surgery she had done goes to waste. #DAYS

Jennifer Is Woke?

 

 

A Frickin' Doctor

Nicole: "How can I keep Sara's pregnancy a secret?" Just a thought but
you might try NOT TELLING ANYONE. #DAYS

Sarah explains Kristen's bleeding. Kristen: "I find it odd you would
know all this first hand." SHE'S A FRICKIN' DOCTOR. #DAYS

Ben to Ciara: "I'll drop you off." Exact same thing Princess Gina said
to Jennifer. #DAYS

A Perfect B-Flat

Fashion statement: Apparently Jennifer was wearing her fall outfit. #DAYS

Did you notice when Jennifer hit the ground the sound of the thud was a perfect B-flat? #DAYS

Lani: "I don't want to talk any more," said no woman on #DOOL ever. #DAYS

Flexibility

Protip for engaged couples: To save money, use the setup for some couple's failed wedding for your own nuptials. To be really cheap about it, make it a double wedding. #DAYS

Telling Princess Gina she's Hope Brady would be as painful as telling Dr. Jekyll he's Mr. Hyde. #DAYS

In a Salem wedding "for as long as you both shall live" has to be given a certain amount of flexibility. #DAYS

Pam Ewing's Dream

So the cops haven't found any leads on Jordan. Hey, it's the SPD. The only thing they consider to be leads are two-for-one donut coupons. #DAYS

Jordan to Claire: "We're BFFs. Yeah, Batsh*it Flaky Females. #DAYS

Now I get it. Today's episode is Pam Ewing's dream. We'll all wake up and find Bobby in the shower. #DAYS