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Sex With A Dead Woman

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Chloe (on phone): "I want to report a dead body." SPD: "We're busy. We probably can't get there until she comes back to life." #DAYS

John: "Imagine we're alone. I put my arms around you. I slip my hand under..." Marlena: "Watch it, buddy." #DAYS

Brainchild Chloe doesn't want to give her name as she calls on her cell phone to a place where they no doubt have caller-ID. #DAYS

Marlena Gets A Taste Of Her Own Medicine

See What I Did There?

Let's hope this trap Raines in the suspect… (see what I did there?) #DAYS

Raines: "If I were you I'd be very careful." Myron: "Is that a threat?"
Sounds more like a promise to me. #DAYS

Ethel And Lucy

Angelica: "What have you done?" Bonnie: "Lucas." #DAYS

Bonnie refuses to leave Lucas.  It's kind of like when you bring a lost
puppy home. #DAYS

Chad & Abby are sooooo happy. Something is bound to spoil it. Maybe Ben
is almost done digging his way out of prison. #DAYS

Angelica: "My Marlena and Adrienne look-alikes turned out to be Ethel
and Lucy." A disgusting insult to Ethel and Lucy. #DAYS

Dr. Alex North gets a mention.  Marlena's sixth husband… or was it 7th? 
With Marlena, it's easy to lose count. #DAYS

The "Poor-Me's"

Chad (on phone): "I support whatever decision Kate makes." Yeah, unless
he doesn't like the decision. #DAYS

Lucas has a case of the "poor-me's.  Alcohol fueled, of course. In that
case I guess you could call it the "pour-me's." #DAYS

A Prevuze protip for Lucas and Brady: Drinking solves all problems… as
long as you never sober up. #DAYS

Dream → Dream → Nightmare

Lucas has a dream about a dream and wakes up to a nightmare. That's the way they do things on #DAYS.

 

Angelica reminds Bonnie she can't be with Lucas because of "the boob thing." Is she talking about her breasts or Lucas? #DAYS

 

Roman: "Sami and Eric are twins." But, just to be clear, not doppelgangers. #DAYS

 

Abe's Gift

Dr. Kayla needs to write herself a prescription… for a chill pill. #DAYS

One Or The Other

 

 

Understand And Forgive

Abe to Theo: "I respect your right to make your own choices." Then proceeds to tell him what choices he should make. #DAYS

 

Kayla didn't come home last night. Neither did my cat. Maybe they were together. #DAYS

 

Tripp to Kayla: "I can't expect you to understand or forgive but please understand and forgive me." #DAYS

 

Can You Hear Me Now?

Chloe: "You're Lucas, the recovering alcoholic." Apparently the "recovering" part is on hold. #DAYS

 

John can't hear Doc. It's the old no-reception trick. Marlena—you're supposed to say "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW—works every time. #DAYS

 

Sonny: "Deimos knew exactly what he was doing when he slipped us that halo." Uh, setting up his own death? #DAYS

 

Take a drink every time Lucas says, "It's like Adrienne turned into a totally different person." #DAYS

 

A New Drinking Game

 

 

My Trashy Girlfriend

Hey, Marlena, to get out of the looney bin you might try not acting… you know… looney. #DAYS

 

Bonnie and Hattie select adult entertainment. Well, at least we know they're not watching #DAYS.`

 

Brady: "Watch what you say about my trashy girlfriend." Lucas: "She was my trashy girlfriend, too."  Nicole was my trashy girlfriend isn't exactly an exclusive club. #DAYS

 

Salem Cemetery

 

 

I Need A Scorecard

Dierdre playing Hattie playing Marlena; Judi playing Bonnie playing Adrienne… I need a scorecard to keep track of things. #DAYS

 

Steve defends Tripp: "He didn't kill anyone." Maybe if Tripp had tried to slice  Steve's carotid instead of Kayla's he'd feel differently. #DAYS

 

Abby: "I want to go with you." Chad: "You need to stay and get better." She's in the wrong kind of hospital for that. #DAYS

 

Butt Bump

A Good Option

Why bother to turn Joey in for killing Ava? Salem's penalty for murder only ranges from community service to about six months in jail. #DAYS

 

Hattie: "I'd never kill nobody." We'll give Hattie a pass on that. I'm guessing she doesn't get the concept of a double negative. #DAYS

 

Bonnie wonders how she can escape. If the prison is anything like Salem Hospital I'd say walking out the front door is a good option. #DAYS

 

Dry-Spell

With the dry-spell Roman has had in his love life I'm pretty much rooting for Hattie's plan to get together with him to work out. #DAYS

 

Brady to Nicole: "Say 'hi' to Eric for me." Translation: "Tell Eric to go jump in a lake." #DAYS 

 

Hattie: "I want a divorce." John: "We're not married." LOL. Hattie's right. With John and Marlena it's hard to keep track anyway. #DAYS

 

Rafe: "Eli didn't give me a damn thing." He gave the audience an eye-full when he stepped out of the shower. #DAYS

 

Do You Miss EJ?

 

 

Aw, Crap!

ABBY'S BACK! Is there any hope the impact of the crash realigned her brain and now she can think straight? #DAYS

 

Dr. Shah to Jennifer: "Your daughter is awake." If ever a look said "Aw, crap," it's the one on Gabi's face. #DAYS

 

Tripp: "Real families don't lie to each other." Either Tripp hasn't spent enough time in Salem or he's not very observant. #DAYS

 

The Vote

 

 

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Brady: "Where did you go?" Nicole: "I went for a walk." Liar, liar, pants on fire. #DAYS

 

Joey: "I don't get what you're saying." Joey says that a lot. #DAYS

 

Tripp is being really stupid unless he plans to bow Kayla away here and now. Of course, blowing her away is stupid, too. #DAYS

 

Bad News

Brady says he's not in the mood for a movie. Well, I'm not in the mood for #DOOL but, trooper that I am… I'm watching. #DAYS

 

Jenn to Kayla: "Please tell me it's good news." Nope. It's bad news… Abby survived. #DAYS

 

BULLETIN: Scientists announce the speed of light was broken when Brady left the room and Nicole headed out to see Eric. #DAYS

 

Netflix For Kids

 

Jennifer: "I wish Abby would never have married that man." JJ: "Which one?" #DAYS

 

Gabi says Abby always beats the odds. How is living with a serial killer or being committed to a mental institution beating the odds? #DAYS

 

Marlena is trapped in a trunk, I hope she doesn't literally have to be Dr. Poo Poo until she gets out. #DAYS

 

Dr. Poo Poo, Mr. Roman, Mr. Dimples. I feel like I'm watching Netflix for Kids. #DAYS

 

André: "If there is no photo there is no crime." Apparently a dead body doesn't make it a crime? #DAYS

Crazy

Brady: "Things are crazy and tomorrow things will be just as crazy." It's Salem. It's crazy every day. #DAYS

Gabi tells Kate that Dario is going into WitSec. Or as they call it with Dario there, WitLess. #DAYS

Give an episode enough Rope and it will hang itself. #DAYS