Hamburglar

 

Trouble In Paradise

Cheer up, Hope; they just gave you and Rafe nice awards you can hang on your prison cell walls. #DAYS

 

Rafe: "OMG, what would the real Antony & Cleopatra do in a situation like this?" Hope: "They both committed suicide, bonehead." #DAYS

 

Trouble in paradise: Hope and Rafe have a little spat. #DAYS

The Vomitorium

 

Saving Hope's Asp

 

Conjoined Twins

Rafe thinks they're being punished for doing their jobs.  What, banned from the donut shop again? #DAYS

 

Hope plays the you-said-you'd-do-anything-to-make-me-happy card to get Rafe to wear a costume. #DAYS

 

The way Hope and Rafe are fusing themselves together they could go to the Halloween party as conjoined twins. #DAYS

Sycophant

Chad says Thomas lights up every time he sees Arianna. Seems like Thomas' dad lights up every time he sees Arianna's mom, too. #DAYS

 

Eduardo says he's trying to score points with Kate. Probably just wants to score, period. #DAYS

 

Eduardo doesn't want Dario becoming a yes-man. He wants him to have more character than that. A yes-man with character is a sycophant. #DAYS

Valerie

Maggie says she didn't mean to eavesdrop. That's why she was just standing there while Nicole babbled on. #DAYS

 

Victor doesn't trust Nicole. Imagine that. #DAYS

 

Is Valerie going to operate on Abe's heart or steal it? #DAYS

 

 

 

 

Technology... Ya Gotta Love It

 

Flashbacks

Kate to André: "You remind me of Tony." BWAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

 

Rafe confronts Aiden: "Why do we keep having the same conversation?" That's easy — Flashbacks. #DAYS

 

Kayla: "I ordered the premium cable package. You can watch all the sports you want." How can any man resist that? #DAYS

 

 

 

 

Sonny Has The Blues

Salem forecast: Sonny and blue.

Excellence Hits A New Low

Chloe: "Tell me I haven't misjudged you or made a horrible mistake." Deimos silence says it all. #DAYS

 

Chad says he's an excellent storyteller—proceeds to tell about an accountant giraffe named Marty. Excellence hits a new low. #DAYS

 

Protip for Nicole: "When a guy acts like he'll tear you apart stop asking his forgiveness & get as far away from him as you can." #DAYS

A New Kind Of Threesome

 

That Pesky Hippocratic Oath

Anne: "You're not Chad." Lucas: "Nothing gets by you, does it?" BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Lucas. #DAYS

 

Let's see… Anne needs a love-interest; Roman needs a love-interest… just thinkin' out loud. #DAYS

 

Cop: "The prisoner needs medical help." Marlena: "DAMN!" Oh, that pesky Hippocratic Oath gets in the way again. #DAYS

A Project Runway Winner

 

John's Predicament

 

Cop Of The Year

 

Family Crap

Gabi serves Paul Mrs. Wilkerson's chicken surprise.  Careful, Paul, you don't know what the surprise might be.

 

Lucas notes it's a year since Will died. Yet, late at night you can still hear his ghost whining in Salem. #DAYS

 

Chad: "Abby never wanted me to get involved in this family crap." You have a crappy family, you get family crap. #DAYS

Halloween Costumes

Well, Halloween is right around the corner.

Brady Has Seen The Promised Land

Theresa has a meltdown. Tate starts screaming. Theresa heads for Tate. Helpful Brady stares at the wall and drools. #DAYS

 

Theresa: "Every time I turn the corner I run into your extended family." That's because everyone in Salem is related. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "You can look, Brady, I'm dressed." Meh... in the words of MLK, when it comes to naked Nicole, Brady has seen the promised land. #DAYS

A Flying Leap

Clyde insists he's not dumb. He's also not smart enough to notice Orpheus doesn't give a flying leap about what Clyde is telling him. #DAYS

 

Rafe sees through Hope's "take a break" scheme. It's either a rare flash of insight or his ego. #DAYS

 

Ciara's attitude about Theo sure has changed after she saw him and Claire sucking face. #DAYS

The Other Times He's Died

 

The Importance Of Accuracy

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Give It To Him Straight, Kayla

 

Normal Level Of Dysfunction

 

Thomas — A True DiMera

 

Outnumbered

André wants to start with a sign of good faith. Chad asks what sign that would be. I expected André to raise his middle finger. #DAYS

 

Today: Kiriakis business—running on all cylinders. DiMera business—running on all cylinders. SPD—running on Dunkin' Donuts. #DAYS

 

Theresa sets the Kiriakis boys straight. One woman against five men… No fair, she had them outnumbered. #DAYS

The Gehenna Cafe

Phillip: "Was it a one-night-stand?" Chloe: "I'm such a slut there's no telling." Her words, not ours. #DAYS

 

Nicole wants to eat somewhere better than the Brady pub. How about the city dump…  Salem Wastewater Treatment Plant… the Gehenna Cafe? #DAYS

 

Aiden to Hope: "You lied to me." Nicole to Deimos: "You lied to me." Deimos to Chloe: "You lied to me." Just another day in Salem. #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Perfect Disguise

 

Phillip's Penetrating... Eyes