Another Chance To Lose His Dignity

Face it, Hope, Ciara will never live up to your standards. She'll probably never murder a single person. #DAYS

 

Shawn: "Great sex makes great parenting." Well, in Belle and Shawn's case it just made parents... period. #DAYS

 

It's amazing Aiden can't win Hope's affection. After all, he only THOUGHT about killing her. #DAYS

 

Shawn wants another chance. With Belle that would amount to another chance to lose his dignity all over again. #DAYS

One-Night-Stand

Belle says she and Shawn aren't back together—But it was one of the most meaningful one-night-stands a gal ever had with her husband. #DAYS

 

Aiden says Chase lost his way "a little bit." Ask Ciara if she thinks it was just "a little bit." #DAYS

 

Belle and Shawn might as well have a blinking neon sign above their heads saying, "I had sex with my ex." #DAYS

How Jack Spends His Time

 

Where Will The Debauchery End?

Belle sinks so low she makes a pass at her husband. WHERE WILL THE DEBAUCHERY END? #DAYS

 

Kate to Nicole: "What are you doing?" Hope to Aiden: "What are you doing?" Me to myself watching #DOOL: "What am I doing?" #DAYS

 

Belle says she's failed at wifedom, but not at being a dumb wife. #RimShot #DAYS

 

Belle grovels. Audience weighs in—Gals: "Have some self-respect!" Guys: "Nail her, Shawn! She won't even remember in the morning." #DAYS

The No-Sex-Before-Marriage Type

Could Nicole be the no-sex-before-marriage-type? Absolutely... except on days when the sun happens to rise in the east. #DAYS

 

Observation: Guys like Deimos are always cautious and wanting a pre-nup, but don't have the same concern about a pre-romp. #DAYS

 

Nicole says there is only one way into town. Salem: the hick town with an international airport & direct flights to Europe.

Combating The Flu At NBC

 

A Lost Puppy

Brady says he and Theresa had a rocky start to their relationship—And that has changed... how? #DAYS

 

Maggie says she didn't know summer's father very well. Well enough to have a kid with him, I'd say. #DAYS

 

Aiden promises he won't pressure Hope. That is, if you don't consider following someone around like a lost puppy pressure. #DAYS

 

Maggie notes there are many memories Julie would like to forget—Leave it to Maggie to help her remember every excruciating one of them. #DAYS

 

 

Pot - The Non-Organic Kind

Hope, as you consider your options remember Rafe's an accomplice to murder and Aiden isn't. Just thought I'd point that out. #DAYS

 

I thought the opening shot was Deimos. Stands to reason—after sex with Kate he might be in the hospital for a penicillin infusion. #DAYS

 

Patch asks Carl, "What's with the Jimmy Buffet look?" Jimmy Buffett must've really let himself go to pot – uh, the non-organic kind. #DAYS

It Must Be An STD

Dr. Robinson tells Abby she's going through a tough time. For Abby that time is called her entire life. #DAYS

 

Only Salem is experiencing the big outbreak. Proof positive it must be an STD. #DAYS

 

Seth wonders what Fynn means by "no good news." Let me take a stab at that one. I think it means there is no good news. #DAYS

 

 

Tranquility Base

 

The SPD Brain Trust

No one believes this is Aiden. Did it ever occur to the SPD brain trust that the other guy wasn't Aiden? #DAYS

 

Ciara says she's glad Theo kissed her.  She'll change her tune if he catches the flu that's going around. #DAYS

 

John wants Eduardo to do something that might save everyone's lives. Send doctors to Salem Hospital who know what they're doing? #DAYS

 

The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu Epidemic

Next on #DOOL – Ciara: "You're letting me move out but your face says I'll screw up." Hope: "Wait'll you hear what my lips say." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – John: "Salem Hospital is a great facility." Adrianna: "Yes, but it's a lousy hospital." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Roman: "Aiden's back." Rafe: "Son of a bitch." Roman: "Husband of one, too." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Caroline: "A really good tipper has a soul." Kayla: "A really good tipper has money... a soul is optional." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – The Dengue Fever-Ebola-Zika-MRSA-West Nile-Bird Flu epidemic continues to cripple Salem. #DAYS

Survey

 

Dopple Gangered

AHA! So Aiden's dopple gangered up with André to try to kill Hope. #DAYS

 

He's caged up with a loon. I don't know what kind of bird it is though. #DAYS

 

Aiden to himself: "Can't lose it now." Too late for that. You're talking to a dead bird. #DAYS

Trigger-Happy

Rafe's note: "Trade your gun for a night of romance." That's a lot to ask a trigger-happy murderess like Hope. #DAYS

 

Brady asks Theresa if they are done fighting. Done fighting, yes. Done lying, not so much for Theresa. #DAYS

 

Passion fruit — not too subtle. I guess Rafe's idea of a night of romance isn't a double feature on Netflix. #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – Summer: "I don't want you to leave when you're mad at me." Brady: "Then I'll never be able to leave." #DAYS

 

Next on #DOOL – JJ: "I was mad at my dad for a long time." Gabi "What changed?" JJ: "He took a 70-story fall in an elevator." #DAYS

 

 

Killer Donuts

Paul's taking John on a tour of his favorite ball parks on the east coast starting with Wrigley Field.  Must be Wrigley Field East. #DAYS

 

Uh-oh. Paul has the shakes. Maybe he should have forgotten that coffee refill. #DAYS

 

Brady tells Theresa that Summer conned a guy out of $50,000. Yeah, and the guy's name is "Brady" #DAYS

 

JJ: "Mom makes some killer donuts." And Kate makes killer brownies... literally. #DAYS

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Ciara: "When you're my age mom's can get really annoying." So can their kids kids. Especially ones who spray–paint cars. #DAYS

 

Dr. Robinson: "Ben's in prison. He can't get you." Abby: "That's what they said before." Actually, Abby's got a point. #DAYS

 

Doug to Hope: "You turned out OK." For a cold-blooded murderer. #DAYS

 

When they get to LA I hope Joey takes Jade to the Military Poster Museum so she can see the one that says, "Loose Lips Sink Ships." #DAYS

Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016

Victor: "The presence of a neurotic grifter will only enhance our suburban townhouse fun." Good ole Victor always brightens my day. #DAYS

 

Brady truly is a superhero. Powerful enough to stop a locomotive... or in this case the wrath of Theresa. #DAYS

 

Maggie: "Deimos poisoned me and took the mansion from Victor in exchange for the antidote." Wins Emmy for Soapiest Dialogue 2016. #DAYS

Brady Black — Super Hero