Nutty As A Stuckey's Pecan Log

Gotta admit... Stefano isn't lying. He definitely did not send Bernardi to kill Rafe. #DAYS

 

Nick is nutty as a Stuckey's Pecan Log but surely he isn't crazy enough to buy what Vargas is selling. #DAYS

 

Sami says every cop looks at her like she killed one of their own. Justified or not, she did. #DAYS

 

Cecily lights a cigar and hands it to Stefano. It's a low budget show, so she doesn't get one for herself. #DAYS

 

Will tells Sonny: "I want you to go on this hike." Translation: "I don't want you to go on this hike." #DAYS

Torn Between Two Men

Abe wants to talk about Sami off the record. Any conversation about Sami should be where Sami usually is... off the rails. #DAYS

 

Kayla tells Abe she thought Bernardi would make it.  She forgot one fact: this is Salem Hospital where the healthy go to die. #DAYS

 

EJ has issues being around Abe. Those old mayoral campaign memories die hard. #DAYS

 

Have you been in a hospital lately? What doctor has time just to drop everything and examine someone without an appointment? #DAYS

 

The bailiff and EJ play tug-of-war with Sami.  It's not the first time she's been torn between two men. #DAYS

The Hospital Of The Damned

Adrienne says if Sonny listened to her, none of this would have happened. Wouldn't have happened if she'd kept her mouth shut, either. #DAYS

 

If Sami comes home Johnny says he'll eat broccoli without saying a word.  Yeah, you can't talk when you're choking. #DAYS

 

Nick tells Maggie he doesn't want to talk about this. You're out of luck, Nick. You're with the town mouthpiece. #DAYS

 

Kate says she wants Rafe out of the damned hospital. This is Salem. She should call it the hospital of the damned. #DAYS

More Like A One-Night Stand

Jennifer admires the Horton memorial.  How soon do we get her memorial? #DAYS

 

Daniel ignores Theresa's flirting. I guess if she ripped her blouse open that would be a bit too obvious. #DAYS

 

Rafe learns Nick and Gabi's marriage was more like a one-night-stand. #DAYS

 

Theresa says a ring has never stopped her before.  I have a feeling a freight train couldn't stop her. #DAYS

New Beginnings

Brady brings daffodils to Kristin because they represent "new beginnings." I say they represent a tired story line. #DAYS

 

Nicole learns Brady & Kristin are back together, meaning her FWB relationship with Brady will now lack two things: friends, benefits. #DAYS

 

Jennifer tells Nicole Lewis Carroll was one of fiction's greatest minds. That no doubt killed his chances to become a #DOOL writer. #DAYS

 

Kate says she prayed for Rafe. God might just let Rafe recover anyway. #DAYS

A Slow Motion Train Wreck

Not that Kristin's video "reveal" took forever, but wasn't Dr. Tom Horton in the scene when it started? #DraggingOut #DAYS

Today's viewers get the "I witnessed a slow-motion train wreck" badge. #DAYS

Sami and Bernardi... Kristin and Brady... one more incriminating video and it would be a rare trifecta. #DAYS

EJ: "Nicole, People are starting to stare at us." Well certainly isn't the viewers. #DAYS

Eric: "Dr. Jonas gave me a clean bill of health." You've been with Kristin, Eric. Did he check for STDs? #DAYS

Bass-Ackwards

Three words, Jennifer: "You're fired, Theresa." #DAYS

 

Brady says he's in an alternate universe where everything is bass-ackwards. Some would call that Salem. #DAYS

 

Kristin got off to a good start with the Bishop because she wore her skirt knee-length and didn't wear patent leather shoes. #DAYS

 

Brady: "I'm either going to forgive Kristin or not." The man is a probability statistics genius. #DAYS

Saminado

So Will encourages Sonny to do things with other people, then feels left out when Sonny works with Brent. #Figures #DAYS

 

Every time I see Sami I think she's copying Chad's hair-do. #DAYS

 

EJ: "You could read me the encyclopedia backwards in Cantonese and it wouldn't bore me."  If you want to be bored, try watching #DAYS

 

Sami blows her stack after Adrienne leaves. A #Saminado makes a #Sharknado look like a walk in the park. #DAYS

If You're Going Skinny Dipping...

Eric suggests he and Brady be honest with each other. I don't know about Brady but isn't that what Father Eric is supposed to be? #DAYS

 

Maxine tells Kate, "You're good for Rafe because you care." No, it's because she puts out. #DAYS

 

Kristin tells Jennifer, "Don't be an idiot." Too late. #DAYS

 

Note to Brady: If you're going swimming, don't forget your trunks. If you're going skinny dipping, don't forget a girl. #DAYS

Darth DiMera

Sami asks about Rafe's relationship with Kate, "You can't be that desperate, right?" He's a guy, Sami. Draw your own conclusions. #DAYS

 

Daniel didn't want the break, Jennifer didn't want it. So they broke up.  There's an indication of intelligence level there somewhere. #DAYS

 

Whoever made Nicole's dress, it looks like they ran out of the print and had to finish with black cloth. #DAYS

 

EJ says there will be changes around the mansion. Yeah, from now on they'll be calling him Darth DiMera. #DAYS

Simon LegreEJ

Simon LegreEJ twirls his mustache, kicks Stefano out of the house and ties Cecily up to the railroad tracks. #DAYS

 

Theresa may be the "older woman" but she's as immature as EJ. #DAYS

 

How can Theresa be a bad influence on JJ when he's already as badly influenced as it can get? #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Daniel would never discuss a patient with her. We will revisit this the next time Daniel discusses a patient with her. #DAYS

Flipping Off Jennifer

Daniel tells Jennifer, "We are not going to do this." Then they proceed to do it for half the episode. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says she just can't flip off a switch.  Frankly, I'd like to flip off Jennifer. Interpret any way you want. #DAYS

 

Kayla to JJ: "Good to have you back, Buster." In JJ's case, the word is BUST-ED. #DAYS

 

Rafe is to consciousness as oil is to water. #DAYS

Postpartum Fire-Breathing Bitchiness

Eric says Ciara is his favorite cousin.  Heck, she's the only one anyone can stand. #DAYS

 

The grand jury didn't indict.  So insanity won't be Sami's defense... just her normal state of mind. #DAYS

 

Can't find the razor, Sami shot Bernardi in the back and no indictment.  Yep. It's Salem. #DAYS

 

Gabi has a major case of postpartum fire-breathing bitchiness. #DAYS

 

Did I interpret that right... Kristin would have found a trip to the Sami Buffet to be a "glorious" thing? #DAYS

 

Nicole says she hasn't changed? So when does her next Misty Circle film come out? #DAYS

 

The switching of the tablets... #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Days

 

Sami and Kristin having same password... #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Lame #Days

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

JJ walks onto the porch: Jenn and Dan, my oh me, they're k-i-s-s-i-n-g. #DAYS

Roman says the Abe put him on ice. I guess he figures why waste the ice, let's pour a lot of scotch into it. #DAYS

Maggie promises to keep it quiet that JJ was caught shoplifting.  Until her next bridge club meeting, that is. #DAYS

Flipping between the grand jury and funeral scenes: Oh, the artistry! #DAYS

Mrs. Bernardi screams at Sami, "I don't want my son to hear those lies about his dad." Unless her son is deaf, he's heard it now. #DAYS

 

Virgin Abby The Righteous continues to lobby for sticking her nose into something she really knows nothing about. #DAYS