Chastity, Poverty, and Obedience

Kate says at the monastery Lucas is being forced to live a life of chastity poverty and obedience. Sounds like he just traded one prison for another. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "What are you doing here?" Stefan: "I own the place." Ava: "What a lame excuse!" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate: "I can be pretty nasty. Look it up. Do a deep dive on me." Harris: "I wouldn't be the first guy who ever did that." #DAYS

Abe chastises Paulina for leaving and radiating everyone at the cabin. Paulina goes nuclear. Literally. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina gets the Three Mile Island "Woman of the Year" award. #DAYS

Roman refuses to let Ava stay with Harris in the pub. Harris can sneak her up to his room… just like we all did in college. #DAYS

Hanky-Panky

Next on #DOOL — Constantine: "Once we are married, do you think we can engage in a little hanky-panky?" Maggie: "It's a marriage of convenience. There will be no hanky… let alone panky." #DAYS

Now when someone tells Paulina: "You just light up a room when you walk into it," that will be literally true. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "It looks like Jude is down for the night." John: "He should be. The bottle I gave him had bourbon instead of milk." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Thomas comes back with cookies: "I got three big ones." Chad: "Stephanie has two big ones… I've seen them." #DAYS

Conjugal Visit

Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "I just visited Gabi in prison and I feel great." EJ: "Conjugal visit, eh?" #DAYS

If Maggie was any dumber they'd have to water her. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "That settles it. We're getting married. I'll work things out with my lawyers." Constantine: "And I'll move my things into your bedroom." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "You can't make a man fall in love with you." Theresa: "No, but you can sure keep him interested for a while." #DAYS

Constantine says spreading the word about Maggie's proposal is "strictly verboten." If that's the case he shouldn't have told Theresa. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Fear is totally normal and healthy." Wendy: "Having Ava as a mother-in-law would not be totally normal and definitely not healthy." #DAYS

Chernobyl

When defrocked priest Eric married Sloan he didn't realize he'd be taking another vow of poverty. #DAYS

Paulina can definitely help with the search for Chanel. When night falls, she's so irradiated she'll glow in the dark. #DAYS

Eric comes up with a bold new concept for his financial situation. He decides to see if he can get involved with something called WORK. #DAYS

Paulina stole her hat from one of the King's Guards the last time she was in London. #DAYS

It's a little-known fact and also quite ironic that Paulina's middle name is Chernobyl. #DAYS

If Paulina, Chanel, Johnny, and Julie all hold hands and stand near the municipal generator, Salem will have it's own nuclear power plant. #DAYS

Stoking The Fires Of Hell

I like the all-white look, but Sarah's slacks are a little too baggy. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: After hours of panicked searching, Julie and Johnny find Chanel relaxing in a geothermal pool. #DAYS

Paulina hopes Chanel and Johnny are having a good time on their honeymoon getaway. What they probably want to getaway is Julie. #DAYS

Nicole: "God has other plans for me." True, and he's stoking the fires of hell as you speak. #DAYS

Paulina to Johnny (on phone): "I didn't want to interrupt…" Then why did you? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — While EJ plays politics, Chad tries to get a story for the paper, Johnny searches for Chanel, Paulina breaks out of the hospital, and Xander and Sarah risk botulism at the pub, Tate gets to second-base with Holly in the storage closet at the high school. #DAYS

Making Out In The Janitor's Closet

Holly wonders how she can give Tate the letter she wrote. How about when they're making out in the janitor's closet at school? #DAYS

Heaven on Earth: Being snowbound in a secluded cabin with your new bride. Hell on earth:  Being snowbound in a secluded cabin with your new bride and Julie. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sloan: "Let's discuss my retainer." Stefan: "I didn't know you ever had braces." #DAYS

Stefan to EJ: "We are family at the end of the day." For the rest of the day they are mortal enemies. #DAYS

Holly hands Brady, Theresa, and Tate letters she has written. Brady's and Theresa's say, "I'm sorry." Tate's says, "Let's meet in your car in the school parking lot." #DAYS

Arctic Armageddon

Sarah has her PPE on. Now she's ready for the Pandemic four years ago. #DAYS

Chanel in jeans. She should rename her bakery "Sweet Buns." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "One way or another, I'll help you extend your Visa." Constantine: "With your money, I hope you're talking about my Visa credit card." #DAYS

Constantine says Maggie's generosity is boundless. Maggie's generosity has the same bounds as Constantine's greed. #DAYS

Johnny: "Happy wife, happy life." Translation: "Happy wife, happy sex life." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Constantine: "Salem feels right for me." Maggie: "Why?" Constantine: "Because your bank account is here." #DAYS

Abe says the weather report is calling for flurries. I have a feeling those flurries are going to be Arctic Armageddon. #DAYS