Thursday, August 07, 2025

A Drug-Crazed Sex Frenzy

Susan claims Stefano is alive. Maybe, if's not unusual to live to be 120… If you're a Galapagos Turtle. #DAYS

Chanel says she heard EJ was hard on Paulina in court. He was. And now he's pretty hard on Belle. #DAYS

Belle: "I'm doing my job to the best of my ability." She's also doing EJ to the best of her ability. #DAYS


Next on #DOOL – EJ: "Can you say what exactly is my relationship with your aunt Belle?" Johnny: "You're hammering her like Thor on a drug crazed sex frenzy." #DAYS

Wednesday, August 06, 2025

A Fornication Playground

Xander opens the show dreaming about having sex with Sarah while she's fully clothed. #DAYS

Julie: "Gabi Hernandez fornicated her way through my family." The last I checked it takes two to fornicate, which makes Julie's family a fornication playground. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "If you don't think I have mono, what do you think it might be." Sarah: "You're pregnant." #DAYS

Julie: "I should keep my big mouth shut." That's a tall order. Maybe Super Glue comes in gallon jugs. #DAYS

Both Belle and EJ should recuse themselves from this case, but I understand. Salem is the place where responsibility and due diligence go to die. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "I know you believe Johnny is innocent, but what if he isn't?" Rafe: "Then he's guilty." #DAYS

Monday, August 04, 2025

His Morning Dump

Julie to JJ: "Under these circumstances ordinarily I'd call the police, but you are the police." Maybe she should call the REAL police. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Sami: "I miss John so much… the way he talked about baseball… the way he droned on and on… the little peephole he used to look into my bedroom. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Felicity: "My sister is missing." JJ: "So? She wouldn't be the first woman in Salem to spend the night at the guy's place." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: "The elevator doors open and Chad & Cat are… oh, hell you're all thinking the same thing. #DAYS

I sure hope Chad can hold off on taking his morning dump. #DAYS

Friday, July 18, 2025

Post-Partum-Batshitcrazy

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "I gave Ari a box of condoms to take to the lake." Rafe: "Cool. Those things make great water balloons." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "I gave Ari a box of condoms to take to the lake." Rafe: "How many were in the box?" Gabi: "Two dozen." Rafe: "Two dozen? Lake week is only seven days." Gabi: "I know but if she needs more she can buy them there." #DAYS

Gabi gave Ari a box of condoms to take to lake week. That makes Ari the leading contestant to win the camp's Miss Congeniality contest. #DAYS

Victoria hears the story of Robert the Bruce read by Xander the Scum. #DAYS

Cat drops Felicity off at gymnastics camp. I hope she didn't give Felicity what Gabi gave Ari for lake week. #DAYS

Sophia is suffering from post-partum-batshitcrazy. #DAYS

Shawn to Rafe: "We're flying blind." With those two involved, what other kind of flying is there? #DAYS

Sophia: "I'm not capable of raising a child." Too bad you also weren't capable of keeping your legs together. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny

Tate can't wait to see Holly in her "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini." The operative words being "itsy bitsy teeny weeny." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "At the lake there will be no drinking and no drugs." Ari: "Thank God you didn't say 'no sex.'" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Excuse me… what do you think you are doing?" Doug: "You if things work out." #DAYS

Chanel to Johnny: "It won't be long before all of Salem thinks I shot your dad or you did. At least they're keeping it in the family. #DAYS

Belle and EJ… a match made in heaven. Every once in a while the guys in heaven make some big mistakes. That's why hell exists –  it makes a great incinerator. #DAYS

Gwen: "I am now stinking rich." I'll bet that fortune she's inherited will fall through, so… one out of two ain't bad. #DAYS

Friday, July 11, 2025

His Bedside Manner

Phillip says he has signed Xander up for an anger management course. Interesting, isn't it, that nothing makes a person angrier than someone else sighing them up for an anger management course. #DAYS

Phillip irritates Xander by doing his stretches in the office. What, you may ask, does all this prove? It proves Phillip has the most flexible wooden leg ever. #DAYS

Tony to EJ: "You are both Johnny's attorney and his victim." No conflict of interest there, right? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I have nothing to hide. I don't need an attorney." Jada: "We have a recording of you threatening EJ's life." Chanel: "Get me an attorney." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "You are a mean and horrible person." Xander: "Flattery will get you nowhere." #DAYS

EJ wants to go upstairs and show Belle his "bedside manner." Belle tells him that didn't work… right before she drags him upstairs. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Indecent Exposure

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie and Alex are at the fireworks show. Stephanie: "Did you ever see anything so beautiful?" Alex: "Yes, and that's what I'm looking at right now." Stephanie: "Hey! You're looking down my blouse." #DAYS

Kayla: "You need to talk to the management." Javi: "I thought you were management here at the hospital." No, she's only the Chief of Staff. #DAYS

Gwen says she has no intention of giving anyone the necklace. In most states possession of stolen property can get you five to ten in the pen. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I heard you are spending time with Doug Williams." Ali: "Never heard of him." Rafe: "I heard you slept with him." Ali: "So who asks their names?" #DAYS

Gwen vs. Julie. For some reason, my money is on Julie. #DAYS

Stephanie: "Never have I ever made love in a park." And never has she ever been arrested for indecent exposure. #DAYS

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