Salem's Champion Incel

Next on #DOOL — Bell: "What happened between us was a long time ago. We're in a good place now." Phillip: "True, but the bedroom would be a better place." #DAYS

Johnny; "I want to move on with my life." Starting right now with Susan leaving and continuing festivities with Chanel. #DAYS

Johnny: "I was just offered an adjunct professorship at Salem U." You misunderstood, Johnny. What they offered was a JUNK professorship. #DAYS

"Kristin is not ethically driven," says St. Gwen.

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "Maybe I should live here at home instead of in the dorm." Brady: "No, you should live in the dorm. That way someone like Belle won't be walking in on you when you and Holly are having monkey-sex." #DAYS

Holly vs. Sophia: Last one to jump into bed with him is Salem's champion incel. #DAYS

Cat approaches EJ for a job as his administrative assistant. Are we being set up for a Chad-Cat-EJ triangle? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Anyone who could do what you did to me was never my friend to begin with." Leo: "I didn't do it to you. I did it with Dmitri." #DAYS

A Terrorizing Rampage

Ari and Hollie are going to room together in a college dorm. They'll hate each other by midterms. #DAYS

Sarah doesn't want Holly to get hurt in her relationship with Tate. I guess Tate having a kid with another gal doesn't count as hurting. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: S'mores gets out of his cage, turns out to be venomous, and goes on a terrorizing rampage. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "What was the name of the adoption attorney's firm?" Tate: "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe." #DAYS

Rachael: "I miss my mom." Too bad she didn't miss EJ. #Rimshot #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia to Tate: "Not everything is about you… Mostly it's about me. #DAYS

Cheating, Lying, and Swindling

Gabi and Phillip do the deed. Gabi carves another notch on her bedpost. Phillip carves another notch on his wooden leg. #DAYS

Jada busts in on Alex. Walking in on people half naked is one of the traditions in Salem. #DAYS

Belle is making a habit of walking in on people en flagrante delicto. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ari: "Where have you been?" Gabi: "Out doing what you had better not be out doing." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: I don't think cheating, lying, and swindling should be rewarded with kindness… unless I do the cheating, lying, and swindling." #DAYS

Nice Ass

Next on #DOOL — Rachael: "What could be worse for me than losing Mommy?" Marlena: "Reform school." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "You and Cat Green have been spending quite a bit of time together." Chad: "Not quality time." EJ: "What does that mean?" Chad: "We're not having sex." #DAYS

Brady: "Rachael is the best that came out of my time with you." So the BEST thing that came out of that relationship is a trigger-happy brat. #DAYS

Gwen and Cat have a few things in common. Conniving, cunning, vengeful, deceitful, nice ass. #DAYS

Rachel: "Is Mom OK?" How could she not be? She has the best cell in the SPD dungeon. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Rachel remembers and confesses but it has a happy ending because she gets thrown in the same cell with Kristin who is being held for making a false confession. #DAYS

A Heartless Sociopath

Johnny thinks trying to predict a jury verdict is a fool's errand. There must be a lot of people in Salem trying to predict the verdict. #DAYS

Brady thinks it's strange Sophia referred to the baby as "he" when Sophia previously said it's a girl. Maybe the baby is already trans. #DAYS

Paulina: "Only a heartless sociopath would do what Kristin did." Chanel: "You're right… which explains why Kristen did it." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "You look like a kid whose ice cream just fell off his cone." Marlena: "Her cone. My pronouns haven't changed." #DAYS

Kristen pleads guilty in order to protect her daughter Rachael "Annie Oakley" Black. #DAYS

Rachael owes Kristen a pretty big Mother's Day present next year. #DAYS

A Quickie

Alex says he knows Stephanie is busy and he shouldn't distract her. Stephanie: "I'm always ready for a certain kind of distraction." Translation: A quickie. #DAYS

Rachel breaks the glass ball after being told to put it down, then it's revealed she shot EJ. She needs both a spanking and a 20 year prison sentence. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Johnny is found guilty. EJ and Marlena have to go through all kinds of machinations to try to get the verdict reversed while keeping Rachael out of the Salem Reform School for Hopeless Brats. #DAYS
Tate thinks it would be better to stop obsessing over meeting his daughter, to "let it go." Doesn't he know people in Salem don't stop obsessing over things and just let them go? #DAYS

Kristin wants to wait until the jury decides and if they find Johnny guilty file an appeal. And in our slow-as-molasses court system the appeal would only take a few years. #DAYS

Even if EJ tells the court Rachael shot him and Kristen doesn't back him up, there is no corroboration and his revelation might not have much clout and wouldn't really change things. #DAYS

The SODDI Defence

Rachael tells the bookseller she's only interested in snakes. Because she knows so many of them in Salem. #DAYS

Chanel: "That video was doctored." Belle: "That's an insinuation." This from the woman who put the sin in insinuation. #DAYS

Chad and Cat reach the "you're a good friend" stage. FWB stage pending. #DAYS

Mr. Foster gives Rachael the book. She can read it in reform school. #DAYS

Johnny gives his summation using what is known as the SODDI defense. (Some Other Dude Did It). #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "I'm taking an indefinite leave of absence." Cat: "For how long?" Marlena: "What part of 'indefinite confuses you? #DAYS

Mr. Foster is delighted the bookstore will be in Julie's capable hands. And her money will be in his capable hands. #DAYS