Tinkerbell

Shawn pulls up a chair to dish the dirt on Jada's divorce. Move over Maggie, there's a new gossip in town." #DAYS

Belle" "Fixing the fact I slept with EJ will take some time." Shawn's a guy. The amount of time it will take is directly proportional to the amount of clothing Belle is wearing when they talk. #DAYS

Chad: "My son said you're the tooth fairy." Leo: "I'm not the tooth fairy. I'm more like some other fairy." Tinkerbell? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "Did you get a good look at the guy who threw the drink in your face?" Clyde: "No, but I got a really good look at the drink." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe sneaks in on Nicole: "Knock-Knock." Nicole: "What a pleasure!" Rafe: "What a coincidence! Pleasure is what I had in mind." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Rafe said until Abby's killer is brought to justice he won't stop." Meanwhile back at Rafe's place – Nicole: "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" #DAYS

Naked Women Dancing Around Poles

Chad: "Alex reminds me of someone. Can't figure who." Sonny: "Don't know." Ben used the same elixir to morph into Alex that Chris Kositchek used to morph into Roman. #DAYS

Johnny and Ava engage in a game of "If you show me yours I'll show you mine." #DAYS

BenAlex wants to take Chanel and Allie out for a five-star meal. The only five-star meal in Salem is when there are five chicken nuggets included and each nugget gets one star. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see – Thomas: "I'm afraid to eat toffee now because I have a loose tooth." Jennifer grabs a pair of pliers and chases Thomas around the room. #DAYS

Sarah: "Gwen seems to be a psychiatrist's worst nightmare." Marlena might differ with that. Probably being possessed by the devil is her worst nightmare. #DAYS

TOMORROW

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "You're a sweet-talkin' city-boy." Alex: "No, I'm from Salem." Chanel: "That makes you a sweet-talkin' country-bumpkin." Alex: "And I'm a Kiriakis." Chanel: "That makes you a sweet-talkin criminal." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "I'm over Chanel." Allie: "How did that happen so fast?" Johnny: "I just saw Ava naked." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "I'm sorry about walking in on you when you were naked." Ava: "Meh… it's all forgotten." Johnny: "For you, maybe." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I am filled with nothing but rage." Jennifer: "Last night you were filled with nothing but booze." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jennifer: "You and Thomas need a boys' night out." Chad: "If you insist. I hope he likes naked women dancing around poles." #DAYS

Assets or Asses?

Shinn to Rolf: "I like to keep an eye on DiMera assets." Did he say "assets" or "asses?" #DAYS

Gabi: "I am the Evel Knievel of jumping to conclusions." She should ask Mr. Knievel about his experience at Snake River Canyon. #DAYS

Nicole sees Eric and Jada head upstairs. She wouldn't misconstrue what's up with that, would she? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Shawn: "I hope it's all right that I call you my wife." Belle: "What else would you call me?" Shawn: "'Lousy cheating slut' comes to mind." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "Shawn said his marriage is complicated." Eric: "Take that with a grain of salt. 'Complicated' is a concept way beyond Shawn's level of competence." #DAYS

Detective (Man) Hunter

Rolf wonders how anyone could figure out he had removed Jake's heart. So, you think they might notice the big gash down his chest when they embalm his body or dress it in his Sunday finest? #DAYS

Detective (Man) Hunter seems disappointed to discover Shawn is married. #DAYS

Kristen to Rolf: "Can I trust you?" What are your options, Kristen? Maybe heading over to MadScientist.com to find someone else? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava to EJ: "I'll vote Gabi out when you vote me in… to your bed." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Let's just take the day off." Chloe: "This is not time to quote the DiMera mission statement to me." #DAYS

DOOL Doppelganger Dog Doo

Eric calls Sonny and tells him Chad is drunk and won't leave. He'll leave when he has to run to the bathroom to puke. #DAYS

If you want another drink, Chad, just go home. You've got more booze there than the local Drinks R Us joint. #DAYS

I already hate this Alex character. More #DOOL doppelganger dog doo. #DAYS

What would happen if Sarah put on the Sara mask? Just asking. #DAYS

Chanel and Allie get things started when someone knocks. Chanel: "Let's pretend we're not at home." In Salem, pretending you're  not at home never works. #DAYS

Sarah and Xander's dumpster diving escapade could kill two birds with one stone. Tomorrow is chowdah day at the pub. #DAYS

Mining Bitcoin

We don't quite know Jake's status yet but it brings to mind this interesting fact: The population of the world is approaching 8 billion. If you count the number of Salemites who have come back from the dead it's almost 9 billion. #DAYS

Gabi knocks. Ava jumps out of bed and answers the door. The straight male audience asks, "Why, why, why doesn't Ava sleep in the nude?" #DAYS

Rex to Sarah: "I should have realized something was off about you." Apparently, Rex does NOT have a firm grasp of the obvious. #DAYS

Shinn: "What are Ava's qualifications? Mob boss?" Wouldn't being a mob boss make Ava a perfect fit for DiMera enterprises? #DAYS

In Salem, you just ain't nobody unless you've come back from the dead. #DAYS

Looks like Shinn has figured out Jake and Ava's marriage certificate, in legal terms, was ex-post-croako. #DAYS

EJ invites Ava to move into the DiMera Mansion. Or, with all the people that have lived there, should we just call it the DiMera Air B&B? #DAYS

Kristen: "You must have a hell of an electric bill keeping Stefan alive." Rolf: "I make up for that. While the machines are running they are also mining Bitcoin." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rolf: "I knew I could bring Stefan back from the dead. I told myself nothing's impossible." Kristen: "If nothing's impossible then bring Jake back from the dead." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Evan: "I want to spend some time with Jan and my son." Orpheus: "Jan's dead." Evan: "This is Salem. No one's dead forever."

Next on #DOOL — Queen Elizabeth in need of more room, moves into the DiMera Mansion. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "You just want me to move into the DiMera mansion because you want to have sex with me." EJ: "You've been known to be generous in that respect in the past." #DAYS

Cray-Cray

Marlena walks into her office to find Orpheus. Since Hospital security is useless, she should press her "I-have-fallen-and-can't-get-up" button. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I wasn't that close with him but now Jake's dead… And Abby is dead. And Shawn is dead." Sonny: "Shawn isn't dead." Chad: "I was talking about his brain." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "Tell us what you decided and I'll act like a grownup." Allie: "I'll act like a grownup, too." Chanel: "OK, then. The person I want to be with for the rest of my life is Allie." Johnny: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "How long should we wait before we… you know." Allie: "It seems like we've waited forever." Chanel: "Forever is long enough." #DAYS

Gwen: "Are you saying I'm crazy?" Leo: "I'm saying you're the reason the overworked term "cray-cray" is making a comeback." #DAYS