Where Sanity Goes To Die

Tom and Alice discover Addie is pregnant. They'd better start making plans to keep that Doug Williams kid away from both her and her daughter. #DAYS

That was one low budget wedding ceremony. #DAYS

Bo to Hope: "You were my first love and you will be my last. Billie and Carly will be in between that. #DAYS

Phillip: "There are a lot of crazy people out there." It's Salem… where sanity goes to die. #DAYS

One Roll In The Hay

Gabi to Javi: "What do you want to come back to work for me? A raise? A promotion? A Ferrari?" Take the Ferrari. #DAYS

One roll in the hay and Ari is practically head over heels in love with Doug III. #DAYS

Leo extends an olive branch to Will. Even after he and Sonny carried Leo's dead body out of the living room rolled up in a carpet. #DAYS

Holly is wait-listed at the Sorbonne? Elle a jusqu a Septembre devenir fluid in Francaise. #DAYS

Holly is the salutatorian? I think in her case that means she has to be the one to salute the valedictorian. #DAYS

In-Flagrante-Delicto-Interruptus

Next on #DOOL — Jack: "Abigail, I know you're in heaven, just like you were when you took your shower with EJ… #DAYS

Hope tells Bo that Alice and Tom have been watching over the town all these years. Given the way things have been going in Salem, I'd say they're doing a lousy job of it. #DAYS

Now that John is gone, who is next for Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black-Unknown? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie gives Alex a picture of them together: "I thought I'd add a little charm to your office." Alex: "It would add even more charm if you were wearing a bikini." #DAYS

Kate walks in on Alex and Stephanie in-flagrante-delicto-interruptus. #DAYS

Marlena's Menagerie of Husbands

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Do I understand there is some kind of strain between you and EJ?" Johnny: "Don't worry about that. The next time I try to shoot him my aim will be better." #DAYS

Rachel doesn't want to say goodbye to Grandpa John. Given what a little brat she is the whole family would probably rather say goodbye to her. #DAYS

Three words I did not want to see at the end of this maudlin show… "To be continued." #DAYS

Eric: "Presiding over John's service is one of the great honors of my life." It stands right up there with being defrocked. #DAYS

Carrie: "Blending as a family is hard, but John and Marlena did it." Through multiple marriages and Marlena's menagerie of other husbands. #DAYS

John cites Belle's "love of fun." Right now she's having a lot of fun with EJ. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — John is my one true love," says Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black. #DAYS

Some Fun... With A Guy

Part One? Is it 1965? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ari: "I went out and had some fun… with a guy." Tate: "I'm guessing that by 'fun' you don't mean you were playing miniature golf." #DAYS

Paul: "Dad had some really cool spy stuff." No kidding… I think I saw a Captain Marvel decoder ring in that collection. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "That's John's Mickey Mantle baseball card. The Yankees were his favorite team." Rachel: "When he took me to the Cubs game he said the Cubs were his favorite team." Brady: "When kids lie, they get punished. When adults lie, they get what they want." #DAYS

Rachael: "Are you my brother's new girlfriend?" Ari: "No. We're cousins." With all the convoluted relationships in Salem, that doesn't seem to matter. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Julie tries to have Cat arrested for attempted murder for taking Chad skydiving. #DAYS

Ari: "I went out and had some fun… with a guy." (Translation: "I got laid.") Tate: "Don't wind up like me. I got a girl pregnant." (Translation "So did I.") #DAYS

Playing With Dolls

Rafe: "Arianna isn't exactly playing with dolls any more." Yep. Doug III is no doll. #DAYS

Chad: "Eleanor Roosevelt said, 'You should do something every day that scares you.'" I do. I watch #DOOL. Oh, waitaminute… she said "scares," not "bores." #DAYS

Cat: "Skydiving makes you feel alive." Until you hit the ground. If your chute fails it leaves you flat. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Doug III: "How old are you?" Arianna: "I'm 18." Doug III: "Whew! I'm glad you aren't underage. I could have been in real trouble for having sex with you. Thank God." God: "Don't thank me. The law may have its standards, but my standards are higher." #DAYS

A Former Serial Killer

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "What's wrong?" Kayla: "John died." Roman: "Again?" #DAYS

Roman: "With John dying I feel like I lost part of myself." You did since at one point John WAS you. #DAYS

The fool's parade marching through Marlena's apartment should consider she possibility that she might want some privacy right now. #DAYS

Marlena: "I take thee, John, for better or worse, in sickness or health, richer or poorer. Just FYI, I prefer better, health, and richer." #DAYS

Ciara to Bo: "Ben is a great guy." Except for being a former serial killer. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ciara: "We have some bad news about Victor." Bo: "What, he's still alive?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Hope: "I don't want Bo to know John died." Shawn: "OK, we can tell him at the funeral." #DAYS