Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Indecent Exposure

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie and Alex are at the fireworks show. Stephanie: "Did you ever see anything so beautiful?" Alex: "Yes, and that's what I'm looking at right now." Stephanie: "Hey! You're looking down my blouse." #DAYS

Kayla: "You need to talk to the management." Javi: "I thought you were management here at the hospital." No, she's only the Chief of Staff. #DAYS

Gwen says she has no intention of giving anyone the necklace. In most states possession of stolen property can get you five to ten in the pen. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I heard you are spending time with Doug Williams." Ali: "Never heard of him." Rafe: "I heard you slept with him." Ali: "So who asks their names?" #DAYS

Gwen vs. Julie. For some reason, my money is on Julie. #DAYS

Stephanie: "Never have I ever made love in a park." And never has she ever been arrested for indecent exposure. #DAYS

Monday, July 07, 2025

Sex Once A Year

Next on #DOOL — Holly: Tate and I are taking thing slow." Sarah: "What does that mean?" Holly: "So far it means we're having sex one a year." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "I'm trying as hard as I can to avoid those Braxton-Hicks."Tate: "That's good. Those Braxtons really are a bunch of Hicks." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah to Xander: "I can't live with you… I can't live without you. What are we going to do about it?" Xander: "Live apart and just get together for sex?" #DAYS

Holly thinks things are going well with Tate because Neptune is in retrograde. Retrograde is an illusion just like thinking someone who doesn't speak French could attend the Sorbonne. #DAYS

Sophia wants to write her baby a letter. Silly girl, that kid can't read. #DAYS

Friday, July 04, 2025

Our Little Hookup

Rachael: "Mom says I'm an acquired taste." Translation: You're a little brat. #DAYS

So if they called Tate "Tater-Tot" I guess this baby is "Tater-Tot-Two." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "Do you think we can make a long-distance relationship work if we're starting from scratch?" Tate: "We're not starting from scratch unless you count our little hookup as a one-night-stand." #DAYS

Sophia delivered her own baby by watching a YouTube video? I hope she never needs brain surgery. #DAYS

I'm sure narrow-minded Mrs. Choi would flip her lid if she knew Salem's premiere gay couple taking care of her grandson. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Rachael has gotten to be a real handful. Kristen and I would like to know if you believe in spanking?" Marlena: "Well, I certainly did when John was around."

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I can assure you I will handle my job with integrity." Paulina: "How can I be sure of that?" Belle: "The bigger the bribe the more integrity." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Henderson steps up and admits he shot EJ. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "I have to go toe-to-toe with my boyfriend." Marelna: "I thought you were already sleeping with him." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't want you to forget all the bad stuff EJ has done." Johnny: "I won't forget. He's a literal M..........r." #DAYS

Wednesday, July 02, 2025

Gibberish

Young Johnny, from Salem, out on bail,
Had a look that was woefully pale.
"I swear it's a frame!
I'm not to blame!"
He cried, as they hauled him to jail.

Next on #DOOL — Ali and Doug's relationship progresses… from a one-night-stand to a double-feature. #DAYS

Rachael to Brady and Kristen: "STOP FIGHTING! Don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to each other." Thank God there's at lease one adult in the room. #DAYS

Chanel to EJ: "You may think blood is thicker than water but I'm Johnny's wife and I don't believe that." Scientific fact: blood is thicker than water. #DAYS

Looks like the baby isn't pulling Braxton-Hicks. It's full blown contraction-tricks. #DAYS

Apparently Ali is getting to know Doug "love-'em-and-leave='em" Williams a little better. #DAYS

Maggie to Holly: "Why did you not decide to go to Salem U?" Let's see, Salem U vs. the Sorbonne… decisions, decisions. #DAYS

I think Sophia is about ready to literally throw out the baby with the bath water. #DAYS

Holly: "I'm going to the Sorbonne." Tate: "Est-ce tu parle Francaise?" Holly: "Stop talking gibberish." #DAYS

OK, Bayview – get a room ready for Sophia. #DAYS

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

Doug “love-’em-and-leave=‘em” Williams

Young Johnny, from Salem, out on bail,
Had a look that was woefully pale.
"I swear it's a frame!
I'm not to blame!"
He cried, as they hauled him to jail.

Ali and Doug's relationship progresses… from a one-night-stand to a double-feature. #DAYS

Rachael to Brady and Kristen: "STOP FIGHTING! Don't be sorry to me. Be sorry to each other." Thank God there's at least one adult in the room. #DAYS

Chanel to EJ: "You may think blood is thicker than water but I'm Johnny's wife and I don't believe that." Scientific fact: blood is thicker than water. #DAYS

Looks like the baby isn't pulling Braxton-Hicks. It's full blown contraction-tricks. #DAYS

Apparently Ali is getting to know Doug "love-'em-and-leave='em" Williams a little better. #DAYS

Friday, June 27, 2025

From Bar Wench to Corporate Tycoon

Kate goes from bar wench to corporate tycoon in one conversation with Alex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You can tell me anything." Johnny: "OK… your fly is open." #DAYS

Phillip to Xander: "What were you thinking when you came into my hospital room and tried to murder me?" Just a guess but I suppose he was thinking he would come into your hospital room and murder you. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "There is some personal erotic stuff in the romance novel I wrote." Jada: "Like what?" Stephanie: "Like… it's practically a diary." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad and Cat continue to insist they aren't interested in each other while they go engagement ring shopping.

Kate: "Have we acquired the rights to 'One Stormy Night?'" Alex, "No, but I think there is something I can do with Stephanie tonight." And after he does that, I wonder if he'll work on getting the rights to the book. #DAYS

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Slipping Into A String Bikini

Sarah to Xander: "There isn't a judge in their right mind that would give you custody of Victoria." What judge in Salem is in their right mind?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "We have no budget for a model. What are we supposed to do, pick up some rando off the street?" Johnny: "Sure. I'm great at doing that. In fact, that's how I found Joy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "OK. I'm in. I'll be your model for the new campaign." Johnny: "Great. Let's start with you slipping into a string bikini." #DAYS

Gabi: "We put out a line last year inspired by the Cowboy Carter album." Then Beyonce sued them. #DAYS

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