Thursday, January 01, 2026

Psycho Child

Patch is shocked to find Stephanie and Alex making out. Alex rounds first and heads for second base. Patch calls him out for making an illegal pass and ejects him from the game. #DAYS

Rafe 'proves' Stegfan is dead by showing Gabi a picture of his tombstone. Because no one could ever put up a fake tombstone or photoshop a picture of one. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Jeremy is ambidextrous. He used to grope them both at the same time." #DAYS

Marlena: "Will is starting a new screenplay. He's writing it for his gay community. It's called "'Splendor in the Ass.'" #DAYS

Kate to Xander: "You're a fighter. You get knocked down, spit some blood out of your mouth and get right back up. Just like me." Makes you really want to see them get in the ring together, doesn't it? #DAYS

Anna: "You're the most handsome man I ever laid eyes on." Tony: "And you're the most beautiful woman ever." Love is blind. #DAYS

Rachel wakes Sophia by blowing a horn in her ear at full volume, proving she's the same little sh*t she's always been. #DAYS

Kristen whines: "Now everyone is going to look at her like she's a psycho child who shot her own uncle." That's because she's a psycho child who shot her own uncle. #DAYS

Belle and EJ are flirting.  With those two horn dogs that may count as foreplay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ, Tony, Chad, and Kristen stand at Peter's bedside deciding whether or not to pull the plug. Peter: "Don't I get a vote?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "I don't know how to decide about pulling the plug on Peter." EJ: "Flip a coin?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "We should leave Peter's fate in God's hands." EJ: "I don't want to make that kind of decision." #DAYS

Leo and Javi don't seem to be adhering to the tradition of not seeing your spouse-to-be before the wedding. #DAYS

I think Chanel may be suffering from post-adopt-'em-depression. #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "If it was up to me, you wouldn't go ahead with your pregnancy."
Johnny always knows the perfect thing to say. Perfectly wrong, that is. #DAYS

I can't understand what Johnny is saying. It would help if he took his foot out of his mouth. #DAYS

Friday, December 26, 2025

The Order of the Crypt

Next on #DOOL — Chad, Kristen, EJ, Theo, and JJ blackball Peter from getting into the exclusive Order of the Crypt. #DAYS

Jennifer: "I think we should go to mediation." If they're going to go anywhere it should be back to Boston, leave the kids in Salem and, above all, butt out. #DAYS

The Horton bulb hanging ceremony proceeds… the bulbs of the living, the dead, and those yet to return from the dead. #DAYS

Thursday, December 25, 2025

A Refund

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "You'll be back on your feet in no time." Kristen: "Just give me a head start before the Statesville boys come after me." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: After Rachel declares that Christmas sucks, three ghosts visit her during the night… you probably know where I'm headed with this. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Home from Bayview on a one-day pass, Rachel escapes, finds an empty boxcar and goes on the lam. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I'm pregnant." Johnny: "So can we return Trey for a refund?" #DAYS

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Bottom's Up

Chanel sees Sarah for her "results." In Salem, the "results" are never good. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "So this might mean my cancer is back. What can I do?" Sarah: "Just don't jump to conclusions. And make sure your will is up to date." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Since when do you want to work at DiMera?" Johnny: "Since they showed me what my salary would be." #DAYS

If Tate doesn't go to Paris with Holly he'd better hope she doesn't meet Monsieur Droit while she's there. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Peter: "Is there anyone here you haven't lied to or betrayed? EJ: "Uncle Enrique DiMera." Peter: "I don't think that counts since he died in 1939." #DAYS

I had a pizza the other night that was smaller than Paulina's ring. #DAYS

Tate and Holly have some time before she leaves for Paris. They head off to get naked and do "something festive." In some circles this is known as "one for the road." #DAYS

Brady: "It's time for me to get my own place." I hate to tell you, Brady, but most men your age have had their own place for 30 years. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly (in bed with Tate): "When I said we should do something festive, I meant we should bake some Christmas cookies." Tate: "This is "Days of our lives, not some Hallmark movie." #DAYS

Monday, December 22, 2025

One For The Road

Chanel sees Sarah for her "results." In Salem, the "results" are never good. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "So this might mean my cancer is back. What can I do?" Sarah: "Just don't jump to conclusions. And make sure your will is up to date." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Since when do you want to work at DiMera?" Johnny: "Since they showed me what my salary would be." #DAYS

If Tate doesn't go to Paris with Holly he'd better hope she doesn't meet Monsieur Droit while she's there. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Peter: "Is there anyone here you haven't lied to or betrayed? EJ: "Uncle Enrique DiMera." Peter: "I don't think that counts since he died in 1939." #DAYS

I had a pizza the other night that was smaller than Paulina's ring. #DAYS

Tate and Holly have some time before she leaves for Paris. They head off to get naked and do "something festive." In some circles this is known as "one for the road." #DAYS

Brady: "It's time for me to get my own place." I hate to tell you, Brady, but most men your age have had their own place for 30 years. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly (in bed with Tate): "When I said we should do something festive, I meant we should bake some Christmas cookies." Tate: "This is "Days of our lives, not some Hallmark movie." #DAYS

Friday, December 19, 2025

Crypt Confined Cranky Kristen's Kryptonite

Disguised as his mild-mannered persona, Superman busts into the tomb to save the trapped prisoners. Confined In the crypt, Kristen's 2 Karat Kryptonite Cameo curtails Clark Kent's capacity as he creeps toward the crank of the curbstone door.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Cryptic About Crypto In The Crypt

Trapped in the DiMera Tomb, EJ and Kristen talk about finances. Kristin says she owns some Bitcoin. EJ asks how much. Kristen won't tell him. In other words, Kristen is cryptic about crypto in the crypt. #DAYS

The red high heel shoes Xander gave Sarah look like the shoes gals wear at strip clubs… so I've heard. #DAYS

Theo: What are Kristen and EJ fighting about?" Chad: "EJ gave her some bad news." Theo: " So apparently Kristen believes in "kill the messenger." #DAYS

Julie: "Your generation doesn't follow the news, do they?" Liam: "We most certainly do. I'm on Tik-Tok all day." #DAYS

Paulina threatens Abe… she tells him to go get some of the pub's chowdah. #DAYS

Theo says Celeste used to tell him if you want something badly, you have to will it into existence. I'm still willing my new Ferrari into existence but no luck yet. #DAYS

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