Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Waffle House

I like how Nicole is making her infidelity all Eric's fault. #DAYS

This is a masterful turnaround. I'm now convinced Nicole's infidelity was 99% Eric's fault. #DAYS

With Theo and Ciara getting married tomorrow we can be sure she's on the verge of getting her memory back and remembering how much she loves Ben. #DAYS

Sami's right. EJ is cross-examining her. #DAYS

If Eric & Nicole's argument was a wresting match, Nicole would get two points for a reversal. #DAYS

Julie: "What do you want to do… tear down the Square and turn it into a Waffle House?" Dissing Waffle House? Julie has crossed the line. #DAYS

Pauline: "Your Grandparents were good people." Good people? Just think about it. They're the original couple that put this 50-year Salem Schlimazel in motion. #DAYS

Chanel and Eli have pancakes for breakfast. I hope they're not the now politically incorrect Aunt Jemima's. #DAYS

Monday, July 19, 2021

A Quickie

Eric to Nicole: "It took me 20 years to realize I can't live without you." And after Xander walked in, about 20 seconds to realize maybe he can. #DAYS

Eric: "Did you hire Xander to shut him up?" It's Nicole you're talking to, Eric. Did you even have to ask?

 Xander
| | | | | |<--Rain
Nicole's
 Parade

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "How could Nicole have slept with Xander?" John: "She must've been in a bad way." Belle: "I understand that, but doesn't she own a vibrator?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Do you have to go back to Africa?" Eric: "Yes. That's why what we just did had to be a quickie." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "OMG, what have I done?" Chloe: "In a nutshell, you banged Xander and got caught." #DAYS

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Those Pesky Wedding Vows

Sorry gals, in a rare #DOOL plot twist, all the guys seem to be dressed today. #DAYS

Sami certainly seems to have a vendetta against all cheaters… except for one. #DAYS

Nicole: "There were days I questioned everything, our marriage, our future..." and those pesky wedding vows, too. #DAYS

"Xander, you are the least discrete person to ever live," says Sami, the runner-up. #DAYS

I have a pet goldfish named Mortimer that is smarter than Lucas. And, by the way, Mortimer died a month ago. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Pauline: "Mi casa es tu casa." Chanel: "What does that mean." Pauline: "Ma maison est votre maison." #DAYS

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Justin Takes A Knee

Marlena: "Pino or cab?" John: "Cab" Marlena: "GASP!" John: "Did I say
'cab?' I meant 'pino.'" John said 'cab.' Then he said 'pino.' I say
"PW'd." #DAYS

Justin takes a knee to ask Bonnie to marry him. While he's down there I
hope he takes the chance to clean up the mess I made when I puked. #DAYS

Monday, July 12, 2021

A + J + K = E

Scenes we'd like to see: Gwen and Xander get naked on the Devereaux couch while Jack comes back home with his buddies for their weekly poker game. Xander stands up and says, "Deal me in, boys." #DAYS

A + J + K = E →  Adrienne + Justin + Kayla as Matron of Honor = Eeeeuuuwwwwwwwww!

Who celebrates an engagement with a game of chess? #DAYS

Kayla to Adrienne: "You wanting me to be matron of honor is a little strange. I mean, Justin and I…" To use Julie's terminology, "fornicated like rabbits." #DAYS

Friday, July 09, 2021

Burn Baby Burn

EJ: "Why do you have matches:" Sami: "I want to light a fire." EJ: "In July?" Sharp, conniving Sami seems to be losing her touch. #DAYS

Ben to Marlena: "How would you feel if your husband forgot all about you." Ben seems to have more insight than Dr. Marlena. #DAYS

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Protip: If you're oing to burn evidence, light it up instead of standing there with a lit match repeating, "Burn baby burn." #DAYS

Ben: "I'm going to ask Justin to represent me." Ciara: "I'm going to ask Justin to represent me."Justin needs the wisdom of King Solomon in this situation, which would lead him to relpresent neither of them. #DAYS  

Thursday, July 08, 2021

Chloe's Lips

Rafe: "Ava asked me straight up if I had feelings for Nicole, and she
did it in front of Nicole." Apparently Duke heard it, too. #DAYS

Well, Chloe's lips are certainly getting a workout today. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lucas: "Sami believes in true love." Nicole: "Too bad
she doesn't believe in marriage vows." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sami: "I really liked watching Hamilton with you." EJ:
"Yes, but why did you seem to get nervous at the line,'Uh-oh! You made
the wrong sucker a cuckold, So time to pay the piper for the pants you
unbuckled?'" #DAYS

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