Wigged Out

Marlena to Kayla: "How's Stephanie?" What's the medical term for "wigged out?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I need a search warrant for the DiMera's secret room." Jada: "What do I use for probable cause?" Rafe: "Probable what?" #DAYS

Alex tries to put Stephanie's wedding ring back on her finger. Stephanie jerks away. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of the marriage so far. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You kissed EJ in Italy when he was unconscious? Isn't that sexual harassment?" Cat: "Only when it's a man kissing a woman." #DAYS

Steph asks Alex to go to the hospital cafeteria and get her a latte – listed on their menu as hot milky water. #DAYS

Salem's Oldest Virgin

Leo to Dimitri: "Are you saying someone tried to kill us?" Well, the guy who shot at you wasn't duck hunting. #DAYS

EJ: "I feel sorry for you, Belle." Well, she's not the one in handcuffs. #DAYS

Phillip: "What are you doing the rest of the night?" Gabi: "What do you have in mind?" Is that a rhetorical Question? #DAYS

Ari tells Liam he's about to pass out due to his flesh wound. Heck, I've had a mosquito bite bigger than that. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "What if Shawn starts drinking heavily again?" Jada: "He'll get drunk." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ari: "How did you get mixed up with the mob?" Liam: "A mob boss hired me to put a horse's head in a some guy's bed." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rachel (on phone): "Why do you think I'm going to come out of this hearing OK?" Sophia: "You're smart, you're slick, you know how to get exactly what you want… and you're Salem's oldest virgin." #DAYS

Lurking Outside the Women's Room

Renata and Scarface: I'll be their real names are Boris and Natasha. #DAYS

EJ tells cat he knows most people think the worst of him. Her reaction tells me she's not one of them. #DAYS

Rafe looks into Lexi's pod: "Dios mio." Translation: "Holy Sh*t." #DAYS

Alex appears to be a "slug first ask questions later" kinda guy. #DAYS

Jada to Jeremy: "I and a lot of other people owe you an apology." After every kidnapping in Salem they always need to apologize to the guy who was falsely accused. #DAYS

Rachel has been SORASed. The way things go on this show we're on the verge of her leaving for Europe and coming back a few months later after graduating from college. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Phillip startles Gwen: "Why are you standing there staring at me." Phillip: "Because the space where I usually lurk outside the women's room was closed for cleaning." #DAYS

Sarah: "Have you thought of using a different kind of birth control?" Holly: "Like what?" Sarah: "Like abstinence?" #DAYS

The Ultimate Sacrifice

Stephanie to Jeremy: "We are both cold… weak… dehydrated… overacting…" #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Stephanie and Jeremy escape and break into Fort Knox with a bobby pin. #DAYS

Paulina to EJ: You slither in a league of your own." Good one. #DAYS

Rafe says Alex can't go with him because he's unarmed. Alex grabs a scalpel. Well, I guess that's better than a butter knife. #DAYS

You just knew Alex would break in when Jeremy was wrapped around Stephanie "warming her up." #DAYS

It appears Cat is prepared to make the "ultimate sacrifice" to distract EJ. #DAYS

BOGO

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I want you to represent me in my divorce." Melissa: "Since I'm representing the other party, me representing you would be highly unethical." Gwen: "Your point?" #DAYS

Gwen is wearing the same skirt she had on when she and Xander were in the room with EJ. No doubt you could find Xander's fingerprints all over it. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Lexie comes back to life. Abe is immediately arrested for bigamy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Are you saying you don't want your sister brought back from the dead?" EJ: "Which sister?" Gwen: "The one that's dead." EJ: "I have two dead sisters… Lexie and Renée." Gwen: "Maybe Rolf will give you a BOGO deal." #DAYS

Bedroom Escapades

Gwen and Xander are running around town broadcasting their bedroom escapades like a couple of teenagers who have suddenly discovered new and exotic uses for human body parts. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "You and Holly be sure to use protection." Tate: "Right, Dad, I'm trying out for the baseball team and I've already packed my catcher's equipment." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "When you say my pregnancy is progressing normally, what does that mean?" Doctor: "It's like finishing a box of Cracker Jacks. There's a big prize at the end." #DAYS

If I were Melinda I'd check the contents of the box Sophia gave me and repack it. Then again, that might make sense after Sophia's threats, so she probably won't. #DAYS

Marlena's Winding Sexual Road

Theo says he's happy Abe is on board with his decision. Abe's huffy response makes me think he's not totally on board. #DAYS

When Xander grabbed Gwen's ass I thought EJ was going to throw up. #DAYS

Owen says Stephanie can trust him. After all he's only kidnapped her and threatened to kill Jeremy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "It's only a matter of time until I'm filthy rich again." Cat: "If you're counting your behavior, you've already got the 'filthy' part taken care of." #DAYS

Sarah to Holly: "Is there any chance you're pregnant?" Could be since any form of birth control is considered contraband in Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I'm not going to live like a monk." Marlena: "I take it that means you've found someone who's not going to live like a nun." #DAYS

Holly to Tate: "Sarah thinks I might be pregnant." So, you might want to take a test before you announce that to your boyfriend and give him a heart attack. #DAYS

Xander tells Marlena about his and Gwen's sexual escapades. He wonders if Marlena approves. Marlena: "It's not for me to approve or disapprove." Right. Especially with the winding sexual road you've been down. #DAYS

Maggie to Sarah: "I don't knw what you and Xander are up to, and I don't care." She knows and she cares. #DAYS