Lurking Outside the Women's Room

Renata and Scarface: I'll be their real names are Boris and Natasha. #DAYS

EJ tells cat he knows most people think the worst of him. Her reaction tells me she's not one of them. #DAYS

Rafe looks into Lexi's pod: "Dios mio." Translation: "Holy Sh*t." #DAYS

Alex appears to be a "slug first ask questions later" kinda guy. #DAYS

Jada to Jeremy: "I and a lot of other people owe you an apology." After every kidnapping in Salem they always need to apologize to the guy who was falsely accused. #DAYS

Rachel has been SORASed. The way things go on this show we're on the verge of her leaving for Europe and coming back a few months later after graduating from college. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Phillip startles Gwen: "Why are you standing there staring at me." Phillip: "Because the space where I usually lurk outside the women's room was closed for cleaning." #DAYS

Sarah: "Have you thought of using a different kind of birth control?" Holly: "Like what?" Sarah: "Like abstinence?" #DAYS

The Ultimate Sacrifice

Stephanie to Jeremy: "We are both cold… weak… dehydrated… overacting…" #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Stephanie and Jeremy escape and break into Fort Knox with a bobby pin. #DAYS

Paulina to EJ: You slither in a league of your own." Good one. #DAYS

Rafe says Alex can't go with him because he's unarmed. Alex grabs a scalpel. Well, I guess that's better than a butter knife. #DAYS

You just knew Alex would break in when Jeremy was wrapped around Stephanie "warming her up." #DAYS

It appears Cat is prepared to make the "ultimate sacrifice" to distract EJ. #DAYS

BOGO

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I want you to represent me in my divorce." Melissa: "Since I'm representing the other party, me representing you would be highly unethical." Gwen: "Your point?" #DAYS

Gwen is wearing the same skirt she had on when she and Xander were in the room with EJ. No doubt you could find Xander's fingerprints all over it. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Lexie comes back to life. Abe is immediately arrested for bigamy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Are you saying you don't want your sister brought back from the dead?" EJ: "Which sister?" Gwen: "The one that's dead." EJ: "I have two dead sisters… Lexie and Renée." Gwen: "Maybe Rolf will give you a BOGO deal." #DAYS

Bedroom Escapades

Gwen and Xander are running around town broadcasting their bedroom escapades like a couple of teenagers who have suddenly discovered new and exotic uses for human body parts. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "You and Holly be sure to use protection." Tate: "Right, Dad, I'm trying out for the baseball team and I've already packed my catcher's equipment." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "When you say my pregnancy is progressing normally, what does that mean?" Doctor: "It's like finishing a box of Cracker Jacks. There's a big prize at the end." #DAYS

If I were Melinda I'd check the contents of the box Sophia gave me and repack it. Then again, that might make sense after Sophia's threats, so she probably won't. #DAYS

Marlena's Winding Sexual Road

Theo says he's happy Abe is on board with his decision. Abe's huffy response makes me think he's not totally on board. #DAYS

When Xander grabbed Gwen's ass I thought EJ was going to throw up. #DAYS

Owen says Stephanie can trust him. After all he's only kidnapped her and threatened to kill Jeremy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "It's only a matter of time until I'm filthy rich again." Cat: "If you're counting your behavior, you've already got the 'filthy' part taken care of." #DAYS

Sarah to Holly: "Is there any chance you're pregnant?" Could be since any form of birth control is considered contraband in Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I'm not going to live like a monk." Marlena: "I take it that means you've found someone who's not going to live like a nun." #DAYS

Holly to Tate: "Sarah thinks I might be pregnant." So, you might want to take a test before you announce that to your boyfriend and give him a heart attack. #DAYS

Xander tells Marlena about his and Gwen's sexual escapades. He wonders if Marlena approves. Marlena: "It's not for me to approve or disapprove." Right. Especially with the winding sexual road you've been down. #DAYS

Maggie to Sarah: "I don't knw what you and Xander are up to, and I don't care." She knows and she cares. #DAYS

Booty-ful

Gwen and Xander share a booty-ful moment. #DAYS

Room Service

It seems like every conversation Chanel and Johnny have is either him saying he's sorry to her or her saying she's sorry to him. Same for Tate and Holly. Maybe they could stop doing things they're sorry for. #DAYS

Theo to Abe and Paulina: "I have great news." Jada's pregnant already? #DAYS

Rachel beats Tate at checkers. At least they didn't completely insult our intelligence by making it chess. #DAYS

Rachel is all but begging to hear the juicy conversation between Tate and Holly. #DAYS

Patch: "Are we really taking Susan Banks seriously?" Are we really taking Stephanie's overacting seriously? #DAYS

After Owen shows up and ties Stephanie up and threatens Jeremy Stephanie FINALLY figures he's the stalker. The gal is as sharp as a tack… that has been run over by a locomotive. #DAYS

Gabi orders room service. Phillip tries to step in and provide it. #DAYS