BOGO

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "I want you to represent me in my divorce." Melissa: "Since I'm representing the other party, me representing you would be highly unethical." Gwen: "Your point?" #DAYS

Gwen is wearing the same skirt she had on when she and Xander were in the room with EJ. No doubt you could find Xander's fingerprints all over it. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Lexie comes back to life. Abe is immediately arrested for bigamy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "Are you saying you don't want your sister brought back from the dead?" EJ: "Which sister?" Gwen: "The one that's dead." EJ: "I have two dead sisters… Lexie and Renée." Gwen: "Maybe Rolf will give you a BOGO deal." #DAYS

Bedroom Escapades

Gwen and Xander are running around town broadcasting their bedroom escapades like a couple of teenagers who have suddenly discovered new and exotic uses for human body parts. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "You and Holly be sure to use protection." Tate: "Right, Dad, I'm trying out for the baseball team and I've already packed my catcher's equipment." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "When you say my pregnancy is progressing normally, what does that mean?" Doctor: "It's like finishing a box of Cracker Jacks. There's a big prize at the end." #DAYS

If I were Melinda I'd check the contents of the box Sophia gave me and repack it. Then again, that might make sense after Sophia's threats, so she probably won't. #DAYS

Marlena's Winding Sexual Road

Theo says he's happy Abe is on board with his decision. Abe's huffy response makes me think he's not totally on board. #DAYS

When Xander grabbed Gwen's ass I thought EJ was going to throw up. #DAYS

Owen says Stephanie can trust him. After all he's only kidnapped her and threatened to kill Jeremy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "It's only a matter of time until I'm filthy rich again." Cat: "If you're counting your behavior, you've already got the 'filthy' part taken care of." #DAYS

Sarah to Holly: "Is there any chance you're pregnant?" Could be since any form of birth control is considered contraband in Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "I'm not going to live like a monk." Marlena: "I take it that means you've found someone who's not going to live like a nun." #DAYS

Holly to Tate: "Sarah thinks I might be pregnant." So, you might want to take a test before you announce that to your boyfriend and give him a heart attack. #DAYS

Xander tells Marlena about his and Gwen's sexual escapades. He wonders if Marlena approves. Marlena: "It's not for me to approve or disapprove." Right. Especially with the winding sexual road you've been down. #DAYS

Maggie to Sarah: "I don't knw what you and Xander are up to, and I don't care." She knows and she cares. #DAYS

Booty-ful

Gwen and Xander share a booty-ful moment. #DAYS

Room Service

It seems like every conversation Chanel and Johnny have is either him saying he's sorry to her or her saying she's sorry to him. Same for Tate and Holly. Maybe they could stop doing things they're sorry for. #DAYS

Theo to Abe and Paulina: "I have great news." Jada's pregnant already? #DAYS

Rachel beats Tate at checkers. At least they didn't completely insult our intelligence by making it chess. #DAYS

Rachel is all but begging to hear the juicy conversation between Tate and Holly. #DAYS

Patch: "Are we really taking Susan Banks seriously?" Are we really taking Stephanie's overacting seriously? #DAYS

After Owen shows up and ties Stephanie up and threatens Jeremy Stephanie FINALLY figures he's the stalker. The gal is as sharp as a tack… that has been run over by a locomotive. #DAYS

Gabi orders room service. Phillip tries to step in and provide it. #DAYS

Banging Gwen

Scenes we'd like to see: Kayla discovers the guard under the sheet, picks up the phone and shouts, "The guard is unconscious! Send a doctor stat!"

Next on #DOOL — EJ on phone: "Stephanie is missing. I want the hospital locked down." Security Guard: "Right away sir. Just as soon as I finish lunch." #DAYS

Sarah says she can't let her baby's dad part of her life right now. And it has nothing to do with the fact that Xander is banging Gwen… Well, maybe just a little. #DAYS

Jada: "Did the man who attacked you have any distinguishing marks?" Like what… maybe he had "JEREMY" tattooed on his forehead? #DAYS

If Alex dies he could always come back as Ben. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "You can tell me. What's wrong?" Holly: "It's everything," Maggie: "Could you narrow it down just a bit?" #DAYS

Barfing Your Brains Out

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "You want to see me again tonight? I don't have a thing to wear." Phillip: "Great. I prefer it when you're not wearing anything."

Patch: "There is still a chance Jeremy isn't the stalker." With these clods convinced it's him there is almost a certainty Jeremy isn't the stalker. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "Johnny is here to buy my book." Justin: "How many copies?" #DAYS

Stephanie: "EJ wants me to put out a press release about the success of the clinic." Kayla: "So he wants to toot his own horn." Tooting your own horn is exactly why you hire PR agents. #DAYS

Johnny: "Chanel is doing OK. She does have a little morning sickness." Bonnie: "That's great. Of course I know it's not pleasant barfing your brains out." How does the woman come up with such astute insight?" #DAYS