From Bar Wench to Corporate Tycoon

Kate goes from bar wench to corporate tycoon in one conversation with Alex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You can tell me anything." Johnny: "OK… your fly is open." #DAYS

Phillip to Xander: "What were you thinking when you came into my hospital room and tried to murder me?" Just a guess but I suppose he was thinking he would come into your hospital room and murder you. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "There is some personal erotic stuff in the romance novel I wrote." Jada: "Like what?" Stephanie: "Like… it's practically a diary." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad and Cat continue to insist they aren't interested in each other while they go engagement ring shopping.

Kate: "Have we acquired the rights to 'One Stormy Night?'" Alex, "No, but I think there is something I can do with Stephanie tonight." And after he does that, I wonder if he'll work on getting the rights to the book. #DAYS

Slipping Into A String Bikini

Sarah to Xander: "There isn't a judge in their right mind that would give you custody of Victoria." What judge in Salem is in their right mind?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "We have no budget for a model. What are we supposed to do, pick up some rando off the street?" Johnny: "Sure. I'm great at doing that. In fact, that's how I found Joy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "OK. I'm in. I'll be your model for the new campaign." Johnny: "Great. Let's start with you slipping into a string bikini." #DAYS

Gabi: "We put out a line last year inspired by the Cowboy Carter album." Then Beyonce sued them. #DAYS

Irresponsible Sluts

Marlena promises Rachel she will keep the secret that Johnny shot EJ – Immediately blabs it to Roman. #DAYS

Alex to Johnny: "Are you saying this company could go under?" Well… it was named after the Titanic. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Melinda: "I have been in your situation myself." Sophia: "You mean you were pregnant at a young age?" Melinda: "Yes. We're both irresponsible sluts." #DAYS

I don't see how Brady can have a mistrust of Melinda's professional ethics. How can he mistrust her ethics when she doesn't have any? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Kate thinks 'One Stormy Night' could be a runaway best seller." Stephanie: "Really… a best seller?" Alex: "Either that or a sex manual." #DAYS

Disappearances, Separations, and Infidelity

Andrew and Paul have one-in-the-oven. Don't get excited, it's not medical history. Chanel is baking their wedding cake. dd

Sophia doubles over in pain. Tate: "Is it the baby?" Well, it ain't gas. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rachel: "Sometimes I see things I shouldn't." Sarah: "What do you see?" Rachael: "I see dead people." Sarah: "This is Salem. Get used to it." #DAYS

Shiny wingtips are walking the streets of Salem. I'm terrified. #DAYS

Gabi to Chad: "You like Cat Green? As in 'like-like?'" I think he's approaching the 'like-like-like' level. #DAYS

Andrew to Kayla: "If my marriage to Paul is anything like yours we'll be very lucky." I guess he considers multiple disappearances, separations and infidelity lucky." #DAYS

Where Sanity Goes To Die

Tom and Alice discover Addie is pregnant. They'd better start making plans to keep that Doug Williams kid away from both her and her daughter. #DAYS

That was one low budget wedding ceremony. #DAYS

Bo to Hope: "You were my first love and you will be my last. Billie and Carly will be in between that. #DAYS

Phillip: "There are a lot of crazy people out there." It's Salem… where sanity goes to die. #DAYS

One Roll In The Hay

Gabi to Javi: "What do you want to come back to work for me? A raise? A promotion? A Ferrari?" Take the Ferrari. #DAYS

One roll in the hay and Ari is practically head over heels in love with Doug III. #DAYS

Leo extends an olive branch to Will. Even after he and Sonny carried Leo's dead body out of the living room rolled up in a carpet. #DAYS

Holly is wait-listed at the Sorbonne? Elle a jusqu a Septembre devenir fluid in Francaise. #DAYS

Holly is the salutatorian? I think in her case that means she has to be the one to salute the valedictorian. #DAYS

In-Flagrante-Delicto-Interruptus

Next on #DOOL — Jack: "Abigail, I know you're in heaven, just like you were when you took your shower with EJ… #DAYS

Hope tells Bo that Alice and Tom have been watching over the town all these years. Given the way things have been going in Salem, I'd say they're doing a lousy job of it. #DAYS

Now that John is gone, who is next for Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black-Unknown? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie gives Alex a picture of them together: "I thought I'd add a little charm to your office." Alex: "It would add even more charm if you were wearing a bikini." #DAYS

Kate walks in on Alex and Stephanie in-flagrante-delicto-interruptus. #DAYS