The Ptomaine Tearoom

Cat’s lipstick shade keeps reminding me of Frank-N-Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. #DAYS The first time they were married Roman was murdered on their wedding night. I hope their first time together this time goes a little better. #DAYS Note: I forgot the name of the guy Sydney is with. Sydney shows Dimitri the pub… also known as the Ptomaine Tearoom. #DAYS Marlena is happy Kate moved back in with Roman. Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-Dimera-Black-Dimera/Johnson-Black wants the best for all of her former husbands. #DAYS Amy doesn’t want Sophia to leave town. Isn’t Statesville close enough? #DAYS

Joy's Bullsh*t

Lani: “All of Chanel’s special donuts are gone.” I don’t think it was the jelly filling that made them so popular. #DAYS

Marlena: “Stefano and I were never intimate.” An immaculate conception is unlikely but wouldn’t be without precedent. #DAYS

Even with his X-Ray vision it’s unlikely Superman could see through all of Joy’s bullsh*t as thick as it is. #DAYS

Johnny tells Stephanie there is a scandal. Steph: “Tell me more. Tell me more. Tell me more.” #DAYS

If it’s a surprise to you that Sophia is alive, please surrender your DOOL card immediately. #DAYS

Sophia’s journey from Salem to Paducah would make a great plot for the movie “The Odyssey II.” #DAYS

A Village of Neanderthals

Scenes we’d like to see: Rita Marino comes to town Salem to live in the Kiriakis Mansion with her grand-nephew Dominic. #DAYS `

Steph and Alex plan for Kelsey’s care: Stephanie: “It takes a village.” Joy asks to stay with Alex. Alex says yes, proving in his case it’s a village of Neanderthals. #DAYS

Maggie has to declare the mansion does not have a history of vermin. Unfortunately it does. The Kiriakis family lived there for years. #DAYS

Jada the Comissioner… Shawn the cop… This relationship has “lawsuit” written all over it. #DAYS

Rachel holds her stomach and screams. Brady: “Sarah will take care of it.” Rachel: “I WANT MOM.” She really should go with Sarah. Her mom is a terrible surgeon. #DAYS

Thoroughly Baked

Abe didn’t get an invitation to the baby shower. He’s luckier than Phillip winning that $20 million if you ask me. #DAYS

Abe being the only man at a baby shower is a scarier situation than when Matt Damon was the only human on Mars. #DAYS

What the hell are they pinning on the baby? If it’s a male, Julie got it a little high. #DAYS

The “resisting a rest” onesies aren’t funny at all… unless you’ve had a spiked donut. “NotAlicesRecipe #DAYS

The “resisting a rest” onesies aren’t funny at all… unless you’ve had a spiked donut. “NotAlicesRecipe #DAYS

The donuts at the party are thoroughly baked. So are Abe and the women. #DAYS 

Everyone's Pissed

Next on #DOOL – Rafe: “I guess you and Phillip are back on.” Gabi: Mainly it’s Phillip that’s on… me.” #DAYS

Phillip is going to help Leo by following the gambling money. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Phillip saves the company. Everyone’s pissed. Can you imagine the reactions if he had lost? #DAYS

Belle phones Brady to say she’s worried about Marlena. Brady: “What’s wrong?” Belle: “I’m not sure.” Well, that explains it. #DAYS

If you’re interested in reading the full Sarah Horton/Destiny Rolands case file it’s stored in the collection of the expansive Salem Hospital Malpractice Library, an iconic Salem institution. #DAYS

Stupid

Chanel don’ wan’ no stinkin’ baby shower. Have they asked the baby how it feels about that? #DAYS

Leo to Chad: “My mouth is dry, my hands are clammy, my stomach is doing somersaults, and my knees are weak.” Sounds like he’s been eating the chowdah at the pub again. #DAYS

Sarah is going to be accused of wrongful death. Is there such a thing as rightful death? #DAYS

Paulina tells Theo that Stephanie is a very married woman. A hanging by a thread married woman would be more accurate. #DAYS

I thought Joy was going to ask, “How many spasmatics would it take to scres in a lightbulb?” #DAYS

Kayla tells Stephanie that Alex is being overly-cautious about keeping Stephanie away from Kelsey. “Overly-cautious” in this case is a euphemism for “stupid.” #DAYS

The DiMera Trailer Court

The Brady-Sarah-Xander drama continues as Brady and Xander battle to see who becomes Sarah’s main squeeze. Runner up gets to be her sidepiece. $DAYS

Gwen: “blimey, criquey, hells-bells, sod it all…”

EJ wonders how they will recoup their losses. Maybe there’s another seat at Phillip’s poker game. #DAYS

Maggie thinks Xander's behavior is improving. At least he hasn't dressed up in a clown suit and kidnapped her lately. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Rita quits her job with EJ and becomes a meter-maid. (If you get that one, you are old… really old). #DAYS

I don’t know about Phillip’s chances. He thinks a straight flush is something you do before leaving the bathroom. #DAYS

Phillip: “I’m more than a great guy with a heart of gold.” And a leg of wood. #DAYS

Tate and Holly practice the Marshal Arts… The ones detailed in the Kama Sutra. #DAYS

Apparently Sarah isn’t too tired for a little company in bed. #Priorities. #DAYS`


Maggie: “We saved Titan, but lost the house.” Marlena: “Where are you going to live?” In the DiMera Trailer Court on DiMera Street across from the DiMera Dump? #DAYS

Theo tells Abe he quit his job at DiMera. I hear there's an opening at Sweet Bits. #DAYS

Maggie says there is a 2% chance to do what Phillip did in roulette and a 1 in 5000 chance to draw a straight flush. That means to do both would be about a 1 in a trillion chance. Happens every day. #DAYS

Marlena: “Sami has made some pretty bad choices in men.” It could be it’s the men who have made the bad choice in Sami. #DAYS