Proud Mary

Chanel is concerned about losing her hair. Better losing her hair than her life. #DAYS

Xander and Phillip don’t seem to like Alex’ assessment is their responsibility. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Chanel, wearing her Tina Turner wig, breaks into a rendition of “.” #DAYS

Highly Recommended

Sarah: "You left Salem rather quickly." Liam: "Is that a crime?" Not at all. In fact, in my opinion for most people it's highly recommended. #DAYS

Chad to Lexie: “You were the best of the DiMeras.” That sure doesn’t say much. #DAYS

Johnny: “I have to take a phone call from Koala Lampour. Apparently the guy doesn’t know it’s a holiday.” Apparently Johnny doesn’t know Independence Day is strictly a US holiday… unless Koala Lampour also declared it’s independence on July 4. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: “Is Tray asleep?” Chanel: “Yes. He went down quickly.” Johnny: “If you’ll remember how we met, so did you.” #DAYS

Steve: ‘Kristin isn’t exactly the poster girl for rational thinking. BWAHAHAHAHA #DAYS

So you can just drop in on Marlena and get an appointment immediately. Try that in real life. #DAYS

Dear Joy: You have a flat tire. You also have a working cell phone. Which means you have the internet. Find a garage for help, not Alex. #DAYS


Scenes we’d like to see: Alex gets to Joy only to discover it was the baby buggy that had the flat tire. #DAYS

Didn’t we just see this same conversation between Theo and Gabi? #DAYS

Tate believes Holly. Translation: Tate says he believes Holly #DAYS.

A Roadmap To The Bedroom

It would be impossible that Gwen and Phillip's conversation would be a roadmap to the bedroom. Right? #DAYS Gwen: "I have memories I'd like to scrub away." Given her checkered past, that scrubbing would take a whole lot of Brillo. #DAYS Gabi to Kristen: "How is Rachel doing?" Still nutty as a Stucky's Pecan Log." #DAYS Lexie: "There is one thing you could do to make me feel more alive." Abe: "Are you sure?" He certainly picked right up on that, didn't he?" #DAYS Next on #DOOL - Leo to Gwen: "You'll find someone. You're smart, beautiful, affluent, and, most importantly, go down like a 747 that lost its wings." #DAYS

Grooming

Roman tells Kate to help him sweep: “Grab a broom.” No need for her to go find one. She flies around on hers all the time. #DAYS

Ari and Aaron, Holly and Tate alone at the Horton cabin. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Maybe Sophia is holed up at the Horton cabin??? #DAYS

Thomas to Chad: “This baseball mitt is awesome!” Face it, you CAN buy love. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla and Patch run in to screaming Stephanie’s room. Steve: “Joy is fine. You didn’t hurt her.” Stephanie: “I didn’t?” Steve: “No. Better luck next time.” #DAYS

I only have audio right now. Joy’s boobs popped out and busted my TV screen. #DAYS

Belle and Chad: “Bad” ??? #DAYS

EJ says he hates disappointing Cat. Yeah, because it hinders his grooming process.

EJ thinks living in Kansas City, Missouri is why Cat got to know Clyde Weston. Geography tip: Kansas City is 350 miles from Poplar Bluff. Maybe they were Facebook friends. #DAYS 

Mrs. Snodgrass

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: “How are you?” Lexie: “Not dead.” #DAYS

According to Dr. Rolf, if Lexie is putting a new bucket list together. It probably should be a small bucket. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: “I examined a patient yesterday and a couple hours later she was dead.” Brady: “What happened?” Sarah: “She died.” #DAYS

Holly: “This whole Sophia nightmare is over.” Until Sophia comes back from the dead. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Mrs. Snodgrass, who lives across the hall from Stephanie, calls 911 for someone to help get the bullet out of her butt. #DAYS

Stephanie: “I can’t believe I made such a terrible mistake.” Jada: “It could have been more than a mistake. It could have been a tragedy.” Damn straight. She could have destroyed one of Joy’s boobs. #DAYS

The Runner Up

Laugh of the day: Belle, “You can’t do a DNA test on cremains.” Brady, “The ISA can.”  #DAYS

Is Xander going to blackmail Kate, too?  He'll make points with Marlena and get money from Kate and Gabi.  #DAYS

Belle and Brady reminisce about their times with John at the pub when they were kids. When Belle was a kid, John was missing most of the time and then she was SORASed to a teen. Brady was at boarding school and came back home an angry teen. #DAYS

Xander and Brady argue about which one of them is going to be Sara’s lover… the runner up gets go be her side piece. #DAYS

Marlena to Kate, “I don’t want to talk about this now.”  Well, honey YOU started it. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Kate: “I think about John often.” Marlena: “Why?” Kate: “I think about all my sexual conquests.” #DAYS

`The 90-10 Diet.

Chanel thinks either she or Johnny should be a realist. Unfortunately Salem is where reality goes to die. Case in point: Lexie comes back from the dead. #DAYS

I have something in common with Tate. I’m on the 90-10 diet too. 90% whatever junk food you want to eat and 10% stuff that’s good for you, right? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena finds a penny by John’s grave: “You sent me a penny from heaven… cheapskate.” #DAYS

Gabi: “I have something to say.” Phillip: I don’t want to hear it.” Gabi: “I’m going to say it anyway.” I guess Phillip passed up the option just to walk away because that takes two good legs. #DAYS