Satan Rejected Her

Johnny:  "I don't think I could live without John Paul." I wonder what's going to happen to him. #DAYS

Johnny and Chanel are having one of those happy-happy-happy conversations that just tell you everything's on the verge of falling apart. #DAYS

Kristen: "Rachel and I are leaving Salem." Way to play it close to the vest, Kristen. #DAYS

Rachel: "It smells in here… like overripe bananas." Brady probably farted. #DAYS

Johnny: "Trey is at the library." Chanel: "Is that safe?" Johnny: "What do you think… that someone is going to kidnap him?" This is Salem. A child is not qualified to enter grade school until he or she has been kidnapped. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Did you sleep well?" Stephanie: "I slept great until 2am when the nurse came in to give me my sleeping pill." #DAYS

Vivian is dead but she'll be back. She went to hell but Satan rejected her. #DAYS

We've got "One Stormy Night" and "One Rainy Afternoon." No doubt the next one in the series will be "One Morning After," where Belle finds out she's pregnant with EJ's kid. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "I jump out of my skin every time Alex touches me." Chanel: "Alex understands." Stephanie: "Yes he does… while he keeps touching me." #DAYS

A Quickie Before You Leave

Gwen trades barbs with Leo. Also known to her as Matthuhh. #DAYS

Rachel gave Brady and Sarah the go-ahead to get together. The only thing missing about what she sais was to end with, "and be sure to use protection." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Liam: "I have to go." Rachel: "If you ever want to come back… feel free. If you need someone to change your bandage… let me know. If you want a quickie before you leave…" #DAYS

Sarah and EJ talk, then Sarah leaves in a huff. Marlena: "What was that all about?"  It could have been about eavesdropping town busybodies, if you catch my drift. #DAYS

Jada wants her subordinate and former lover Shawn to move in with her where he can be a front row observer to Jada and Theo's "Harold and Maude" relationship simmering. Awkward? Conflict of interest? What could go wrong? #DAYS

Home Alone

Holly and Tate
They're doing great
Except for the pills they're taking
They stall up in bed
Tate's libido is dead
Out the window goes their love making.
#DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "That spark between Xander and me may never go away." Maggie: "So you think Brady may be your own personal fire extinguisher?" #DAYS

Holly: "We're here in the house alone so…" they can romp in the bedroom with the door unlocked and give a big surprise to anyone who comes home and walks in on them. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ari: "Gage and I need to get back to studying." Gabi: "You'll need at least one of two things: self-control or birth-control." #DAYS

Wigged Out

Marlena to Kayla: "How's Stephanie?" What's the medical term for "wigged out?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I need a search warrant for the DiMera's secret room." Jada: "What do I use for probable cause?" Rafe: "Probable what?" #DAYS

Alex tries to put Stephanie's wedding ring back on her finger. Stephanie jerks away. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of the marriage so far. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "You kissed EJ in Italy when he was unconscious? Isn't that sexual harassment?" Cat: "Only when it's a man kissing a woman." #DAYS

Steph asks Alex to go to the hospital cafeteria and get her a latte – listed on their menu as hot milky water. #DAYS

Salem's Oldest Virgin

Leo to Dimitri: "Are you saying someone tried to kill us?" Well, the guy who shot at you wasn't duck hunting. #DAYS

EJ: "I feel sorry for you, Belle." Well, she's not the one in handcuffs. #DAYS

Phillip: "What are you doing the rest of the night?" Gabi: "What do you have in mind?" Is that a rhetorical Question? #DAYS

Ari tells Liam he's about to pass out due to his flesh wound. Heck, I've had a mosquito bite bigger than that. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Belle: "What if Shawn starts drinking heavily again?" Jada: "He'll get drunk." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ari: "How did you get mixed up with the mob?" Liam: "A mob boss hired me to put a horse's head in a some guy's bed." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rachel (on phone): "Why do you think I'm going to come out of this hearing OK?" Sophia: "You're smart, you're slick, you know how to get exactly what you want… and you're Salem's oldest virgin." #DAYS

Lurking Outside the Women's Room

Renata and Scarface: I'll be their real names are Boris and Natasha. #DAYS

EJ tells cat he knows most people think the worst of him. Her reaction tells me she's not one of them. #DAYS

Rafe looks into Lexi's pod: "Dios mio." Translation: "Holy Sh*t." #DAYS

Alex appears to be a "slug first ask questions later" kinda guy. #DAYS

Jada to Jeremy: "I and a lot of other people owe you an apology." After every kidnapping in Salem they always need to apologize to the guy who was falsely accused. #DAYS

Rachel has been SORASed. The way things go on this show we're on the verge of her leaving for Europe and coming back a few months later after graduating from college. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Phillip startles Gwen: "Why are you standing there staring at me." Phillip: "Because the space where I usually lurk outside the women's room was closed for cleaning." #DAYS

Sarah: "Have you thought of using a different kind of birth control?" Holly: "Like what?" Sarah: "Like abstinence?" #DAYS

The Ultimate Sacrifice

Stephanie to Jeremy: "We are both cold… weak… dehydrated… overacting…" #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Stephanie and Jeremy escape and break into Fort Knox with a bobby pin. #DAYS

Paulina to EJ: You slither in a league of your own." Good one. #DAYS

Rafe says Alex can't go with him because he's unarmed. Alex grabs a scalpel. Well, I guess that's better than a butter knife. #DAYS

You just knew Alex would break in when Jeremy was wrapped around Stephanie "warming her up." #DAYS

It appears Cat is prepared to make the "ultimate sacrifice" to distract EJ. #DAYS