Belle's Chest

Marlena suggests Brady stay out of the conflict between Kristen and EJ. Someone from Salem minding their own business? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! #DAYS

EJ promises Felicity a ride in his Lamborghini. Not good. Anytime anyone in Salem is seen driving car someone winds up mangled in a ditch. #DAYS

The way the dating histories of those two women have gone lately, might that first scene in this episode have turned into a “Cat” fight that could have only been saved by the “Belle?” #DAYS

Leo says Gabi wants to go “all David vs. Goliath” against the counterfeiters. In this case wouldn’t Gabi be the “Goliath?” Might not be healthy for her. #DAYS

Gabi thanks Rafe for helping her get all that money. Apparently Rafe has never heard of a finder’s fee. #DAYS

Camera focuses in on Belle’s chest. Chad: “So what am I looking at here?” I wonder.

Poor Holly. EJ has done a masterful job of setting her up... maybe he doesn’t care for her quite as much as he claims. #DAYS

Having It On Kristen

Rachel: “Whenever I use the Queen’s Gambit I lose.” Maybe the Queen is pretty possessive about her precious little gambit. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena I know from first hand experience what it’s like to come back from the dead.” Lexie: “So does everyone else in Salem.” #DAYS

Kayle: “Your daughter has a bruised clavicle.” Alex: “What does that mean?” Just a wild guess, but I think it means she has a bruised clavicle. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: “You can call me, anytime day or night.” Lexie: “But don’t you get upset when someone wakes you up in the middle of the night?” Marlena: “Only when it was John wanting sex.” #DAYS

Kayla: “Your father always saw through Ava.” What he saw through was Ava’s nightgown. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: “I went to Bayview to see Rachel and Kristen was there.” Belle: “As a patient, I hope.” #DAYS

Stephanie: “I’ll have a martini, and keep the tab open.” Apparently she plans to spend the afternoon working out her problems, which will be compounded tomorrow with a raging headache.” #DAYS

Belle to Chad: “Your taste in music is evolving.” His taste in women, however, is not. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: “Are you saying Xander is having it off with Kristen?” Gwen: “It’s more accurate to say he’s having it ON Kristen.” #DAYS

Javi and Gus back in while while Gabi and Gwen watch them pawing each other. Javi: “I didn’t realize we had company.” You don’t. You have an audience. #DAYS

After years of watching #DOOL I thought we had hit rock bottom, but in spending the night with Joy, Alex has taken dumb to a new low. #DAYS

Proud Mary

Chanel is concerned about losing her hair. Better losing her hair than her life. #DAYS

Xander and Phillip don’t seem to like Alex’ assessment is their responsibility. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Chanel, wearing her Tina Turner wig, breaks into a rendition of “.” #DAYS

Highly Recommended

Sarah: "You left Salem rather quickly." Liam: "Is that a crime?" Not at all. In fact, in my opinion for most people it's highly recommended. #DAYS

Chad to Lexie: “You were the best of the DiMeras.” That sure doesn’t say much. #DAYS

Johnny: “I have to take a phone call from Koala Lampour. Apparently the guy doesn’t know it’s a holiday.” Apparently Johnny doesn’t know Independence Day is strictly a US holiday… unless Koala Lampour also declared it’s independence on July 4. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: “Is Tray asleep?” Chanel: “Yes. He went down quickly.” Johnny: “If you’ll remember how we met, so did you.” #DAYS

Steve: ‘Kristin isn’t exactly the poster girl for rational thinking. BWAHAHAHAHA #DAYS

So you can just drop in on Marlena and get an appointment immediately. Try that in real life. #DAYS

Dear Joy: You have a flat tire. You also have a working cell phone. Which means you have the internet. Find a garage for help, not Alex. #DAYS


Scenes we’d like to see: Alex gets to Joy only to discover it was the baby buggy that had the flat tire. #DAYS

Didn’t we just see this same conversation between Theo and Gabi? #DAYS

Tate believes Holly. Translation: Tate says he believes Holly #DAYS.

A Roadmap To The Bedroom

It would be impossible that Gwen and Phillip's conversation would be a roadmap to the bedroom. Right? #DAYS Gwen: "I have memories I'd like to scrub away." Given her checkered past, that scrubbing would take a whole lot of Brillo. #DAYS Gabi to Kristen: "How is Rachel doing?" Still nutty as a Stucky's Pecan Log." #DAYS Lexie: "There is one thing you could do to make me feel more alive." Abe: "Are you sure?" He certainly picked right up on that, didn't he?" #DAYS Next on #DOOL - Leo to Gwen: "You'll find someone. You're smart, beautiful, affluent, and, most importantly, go down like a 747 that lost its wings." #DAYS

Grooming

Roman tells Kate to help him sweep: “Grab a broom.” No need for her to go find one. She flies around on hers all the time. #DAYS

Ari and Aaron, Holly and Tate alone at the Horton cabin. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Maybe Sophia is holed up at the Horton cabin??? #DAYS

Thomas to Chad: “This baseball mitt is awesome!” Face it, you CAN buy love. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla and Patch run in to screaming Stephanie’s room. Steve: “Joy is fine. You didn’t hurt her.” Stephanie: “I didn’t?” Steve: “No. Better luck next time.” #DAYS

I only have audio right now. Joy’s boobs popped out and busted my TV screen. #DAYS

Belle and Chad: “Bad” ??? #DAYS

EJ says he hates disappointing Cat. Yeah, because it hinders his grooming process.

EJ thinks living in Kansas City, Missouri is why Cat got to know Clyde Weston. Geography tip: Kansas City is 350 miles from Poplar Bluff. Maybe they were Facebook friends. #DAYS 

Mrs. Snodgrass

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: “How are you?” Lexie: “Not dead.” #DAYS

According to Dr. Rolf, if Lexie is putting a new bucket list together. It probably should be a small bucket. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: “I examined a patient yesterday and a couple hours later she was dead.” Brady: “What happened?” Sarah: “She died.” #DAYS

Holly: “This whole Sophia nightmare is over.” Until Sophia comes back from the dead. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Mrs. Snodgrass, who lives across the hall from Stephanie, calls 911 for someone to help get the bullet out of her butt. #DAYS

Stephanie: “I can’t believe I made such a terrible mistake.” Jada: “It could have been more than a mistake. It could have been a tragedy.” Damn straight. She could have destroyed one of Joy’s boobs. #DAYS