May The Force Be With You

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "So you're 100% committed to quitting?" Rafe: "Absolutely 100%. So the odds I really will quit are 50-50." #DAYS

Leo and Javi: Trouble in paradise. #DAYS


In Rafe's defense, this is not about him being OK with Jada working for him but not OK with him working for Jada. This is about the department treating him in a crappy way. #DAYS

Jada wants Rafe to come back to the force: "Please come back. The force will treat you right. May you be with the force and may the force be with you." #DAYS

JJ: "I'll be OK. I'm a trained cop." And an ordained Internet minister. #DAYS

Poison Cupcakes

We know Kate didn't send the poison cupcakes. She uses brownies to poison people. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "Are you the Whistleblower?" Leo: "No. I don't whistle. I hum." #DAYS

Alex to Joy: "My life was on a completely different track before this." Right, it was so different they called you Ben. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I love you and I'm not going anywhere." Johnny: "No matter what?" Chanel: "I'm not leaving you… no matter what." Johnny: "OK. This would be a good time to let you know I slept with Joy." #DAYS

Laced With THC

Scenes we'd like to see: The cupcakes are laced with THC. #DAYS

Javi: "You have the smile of an angel… the body of a god…

The Bible forbids what Javi and Leo are doing. It is very clearly opposed to extramarital sex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate (at the pub on phone with Abe}: "The breakfast crowd has left." Abe: "Both of them?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "The show has drama, intrigue, romance." Javi: "What does "Body and Soul have?" #DAYS

Johnny wants Chanel to undo her invitation to Joy. Unfortunately he can't undo what he has done. #DAYS

Chanel: "Thank you for coming. We should do it again sometime." Joy: "That's exactly what Johnny said to me the other night." #DAYS

Neutral Ground

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "Oh, Tate…" Tate: "Oh, Holly…" Sophia: "You just called me Holly!" Tate: "Would you believe… uh… Holly is the Japanese word for Sophia?" #DAYS

Protip for Tate: From now on, stay on neutral ground and just call your partner "Babe." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "What's the serum made of?" Kayla: "Snips and snails and puppy dog tails combined with sugar and spice and everything nice. You may never be able to walk again but it will probably make you transgender." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah to Tate: "I sleep with people I love.I don't sleep with people I like… they only get a hand job." #DAYS

Oops

Rafe was commissioner, Jada was a detective. Now Jada is commissioner and Rafe is a detective. Sometimes Rafe's on top, sometimes Jada's on top… even when they're not in bed. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "I'm used to taking orders from women." Roman: "Of course you are. You've been married before." #DAYS

Jada: "Rafe says he's OK with me being commissioner. I think he's being honest about that." Gabi: "I know he's not OK with it. Not everyone is honest 100% of the time." Jada: "Are you being honest with me?" Gabi "100%" #DAYS

Gabi to Jada: "Whatever is said in this kitchen is secret between you, me, and the tomatoes." The tomatoes are the only ones we can count on to keep the secret. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "I can feel your heart." Tate: "And I can feel yours." Sophia: "That's not my heart." #DAYS

Sophia: "Tate…" Tate: "Sophia…" Sophia: "Tate…" Tate: "Sophia…" Sophia: "Oh, Tate…" Tate: "Oh, Holly…" Oops. #DAYS

Crack Whore

When things fall apart with Rafe and Jada, who gets the ring? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "My son-in-law is an idiot." Roman: "Let me remind I am that idiot's grandfather." Paulina: "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." #DAYS

Chanel: "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Tell Alex Stef would be quite a catch." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Alex: "Stephanie is easy to be around, smart, beautiful." Chanel: "And as loose as a crack-whore who needs a fix." #DAYS

Alex: "I'd like to get this strap to stop digging in to my chest." Stephanie: "Let me dig in instead." #DAYS

R U DTF?

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "There are none so blind…" Brady: "As blind people?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Why do you want Cat Green to be released?" Chad: "Have you seen her ass?" #DAYS

Chad: "I get it. Clyde is a homicidal maniac." Well, nobody's perfect. #DAYS

Javi gets a text: "What's your best Spanish pick-up line?" Is "R U DTF" Spanish? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Javi: "I didn't realize I'd just be an errand boy." Gabi: "You're much more than that. You're the Chief Gopher." #DAYS

Leo: "I didn't set out to be a home wrecker." Casey Jones didn't set out to wreck his train, either, but these things happen. #DAYS

Leo to Joy as she leaves: "Wait! You didn't tell me who you…" Maybe, just maybe, it's none of your business. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel after her love scene with Alex: "That wasn't so bad, was it?" Johnny: "Not for you." #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "I want to be the husband that you deserve." Too late. #DAYS