"Friendly"

As Brady and Ava get "friendly" I think I'm beginning to see another reason why Brady didn't want to break up with Ava. In fact this one might be at the top of the list. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I want to find out what else we have in common." Ava: "Let's see if we both like the paint scheme in your bedroom." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I'm going to have one of my Body and Soul characters be possessed by the devil." Marlena: "Have you been watching Days of our Lives?" Leo: "Nobody watches Days of our Lives." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I'm here to expose Kerry as Lady Whistleblower once and for all." Javi: "I'm not a lady and my name isn't Whistle." #DAYS

A Snotty, Conniving Little Brat

Sarah's medical degree must be as forged as Phillip's letter because if she keeps this from her husband she doesn't have the mental ability to apply a band-aid. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "You've been in the DiMera tunnels all this time? Why?" Arnold/Rafe: "Because that's where EJ stores his booze." #DAYS

To save time later, I'm pre-announcing the impending divorce of Sarah and Xander. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "I have to go. I have a ton of work to do." Javi: "Metric ton or regular ton?" #DAYS

In case you missed the title of Holly's book, it's "Dating Cheaters for Dummies." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —   Tate: "Holly and I are considering giving the baby up for adoption." Holly: "Why would anyone wan;t to give a baby up for adoption?" Tate: "Have you met Rachel?" #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Rachel goes into therapy with Marlena and successfully turns Marlena into a snotty, conniving little brat. #DAYS

Marlena to Leo: "Has Javi ever lived in Rochester? Does he have friends in Rochester? Has he ever talked to you about Rochester? Is he a Jack Benny fan?" If you get that one, you are really, really old. #DAYS

Brady's not about to give up on Ava. The guy hasn't been laid in forever and he doesn't want to miss a chance to get into those pants. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "You have saved me once again. How could I ever thank you?" Marlena: "You could pay me for a session sometime." #DAYS

Is Rachael running away? Could Brady and Kristen be so lucky? #DAYS

Coming Out Of The Woodwork

Phillip tells Kate his dinner plans with Stephanie have gone bye-bye.
Along with Stephanie. #DAYS

Maggie: "I'm not going to lose another member of this family because of
a sibling rivalry." Given the behavior of Xander and Phillip, I'd call
it a sniveling rivalry. #DAYS

Phillip is doing a whole lot of backpedaling for a guy with a peg leg. #DAYS

EJ's secret door opens and it's not just cockroaches that are coming out
of the woodwork. #DAYS

Shawn and JJ are going to be partners. Not like Kerry and Javi… like
police partners. I suppose that went without saying. #DAYS

JJ left cash at Gabi's place. Force of habit? #DAYS

Kerry isn't going trans but apparently his alter-ego already has. #DAYS

One Last Look

Holly to DougIII: "Something tells me there is more to the story." This is Salem. There is always more to the story. #DAYS

Stephanie overhears Phillip saying the letter was a forgery, then immediately confronts him with it. She certainly doesn't play it close to the vest, does she? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "I wonder if I'm partly responsible for Doug's death." Chad: "Of course not. You were an incredible wife to Doug. Even a better wife to him than your mother was." #DAYS

Chad to Julie: "Don't worry. Nothing is going to happen between me and Cat Green." Better reserve the church now. It's the busiest wedding venue in town. #DAYS

So far, Phillip's date with Stephanie isn't going well. #DAYS

Phillip takes one last look at Stephanie's ass as she walks out on him. #DAYS

Blaming Rachael

Brady blames Kristin for Rachael's behavior. Kristin blames Brady for Rachael's behavior. Anybody ever think of blaming Rachael? #DAYS

I'm guessing there is a pretty small chance Sophia will ask Holly to be her maid of honor when she gets married to Tate. #DAYS

Brady to Kristen: "How do we prove to our little girl that her mom and dad can get along?" Have mom and dad stay away from each other? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "What are you doing about Rachael's bad behavior?" Kristen: "I took away her phone, sent her to her room, and grounded her." Brady: "Funny, I didn't hear you mention anything about a paddle." #DAYS

Sophia to tate: "There is no way I could get through this pregnancy without you." She also couldn't have gotten into it without him. #DAYS

Everyone's Business

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "OMG! I'm going to be a father. I can't handle having an infant child." Brady: "Don't worry. Before you know it this show will have your kid SORASed into college." #DAYS=

Everyone that comes to the DiMera mansion says they got in because the door was unlocked. Harold must be the most incompetent butler ever but they have to keep him on so they can keep having these surprise visits. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "This whole thing was never any of Ava's business." Brady; "Don't you ever say that again! In Salem everything is everyone's business." #DAYS

Holly to Sophia: "You're probably tired after everything you've been through." She'll be really tired after everything she's going to go through… for about the next eighteen years. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Tate and Sophia getting married is not the answer." Mrs Choi: "Abortion is not the answer." Brady: "So what is the answer." Mrs. Choi: "My husband's shotgun." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "You sent those texts." Rachel: "No I didn't." Kristen: "I know a lie when I hear one. I also know how to spank a liar." #DAYS

Ava blames herself for this mess. When all is said and done I think it's Tate and Sophia who are responsible for this mess. #DAYS

Promiscuous Adolescent Hormone-Crazed Sex Addicts

Belle on phone to EJ: "We didn't get much of a chance to talk last night." EJ probably considers that a plus. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "You lied to me about sleeping with my husband. How do you even manage to live with yourself?" Joy: "One-night-stand to one-night-stand." #DAYS

Chanel: "Johnny knows I would never cheat on him." Even if Allie came back? #DAYS

Abe to Stephanie: "We have to do something about Lady Whistleblower's reporting." Well, if you stopped cavorting like promiscuous adolescent hormone-crazed sex addicts she wouldn't have anything to write about, would she?

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "Let's get you back on Body and Soul." Hattie: "But my character is dead." Bonnie: "It's a soap opera. Nobody ever stays dead… I'm just hoping Adrienne doesn't come back on Days of our Lives." #DAYS