The Best Boobs

Have you noticed how close some characters stand in #DOOL scenes? I keep getting the feeling that Vivian and Phillip are going to throw it down right where they stand. #Eeeeeuuuwww #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —   Tate: "You always wanted me to be handy with tools, didn't you? Brady: "Yes." Tate: "Then you'll be happy to know I hammered Sophia last night." #DAYS

Javi is moving into Rafe's place and he'll be working as Gabi's assistant. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "Having sex can get a guy in trouble." Tate: "Just so I can avoid some pitfalls, when does sex not get a guy in trouble?" Brady: "Never." #DAYS

I thought Tate pretty much told Holly he had sex with Sophia when he said he was "with" her. Does he think Holly thought they were playing Parcheesi? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate:  "How do I choose between Sophia and Holly?" Brady: "Which one has the best boobs?" #DAYS

A Sea of Tears

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I think it was so meaningful that we lost our virginity together." Sophia: "Yes. And for me it was even more meaningful than the first two times I lost it." #DAYS

Phillip says Xander can kill him and hands Xander a gun. If Xander kills him one good thing would be that Phillip is an organ donor. Some poor deserving soul out there would get his fake leg. #DAYS

Vivian: "All I want is love and respect." Buy a dog. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "I was with Sophia last night." Holly: "What movie were you watching?" #DAYS

I'm watching this tender Brady-Kristen-Rachel moment through an ocean of tears. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Brady, Kristen, and Rachael gather in a group hug while they sing the Barney Song. (This may actually happen so have your mute button at the ready). #DAYS

Friends With Expired Benefits

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I don't care what Seth Burns said. I don't care if he said he saw me having an orgy." Abe: "When did you have the orgy?" #DAYS

Miranda to Arrow: "Reagan called you a no good, dirty… I can't say that name in Pineview." I'm pretty sure the word is poop-head. Sorry to be so crude on this family friendly venue. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: The plunger actually kills someone with a toilet plunger. #DAYS

The show opens with Phillip sitting there half naked. If he had his pants off, too, we could get a look at his spiffy new mahogany bedpost peg-leg. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sophia: "So… we did that. Are you glad it happened?" Tate: "It's hard to say. Why don't we do it again so I can tell for sure." #DAYS

From now on Johnny and Joy will have to remain friends with expired benefits. #DAYS

Tate-Sophia-Holly is starting to remind me of Archie, Betty, and Veronica. Maybe Tate should pick up a few Archie comic books for pointers on how to play both ends against the middle. #DAYS

The Deed

It's going to be a fun time at the Cook family Thanksgiving. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "Holding on to all this anger can hurt you." Holly: "I know. That's what I'm angry about." #DAYS

It won't be long before Brady and Ava are in a room at the Salem Inn next to the room Chad and Cat are sharing. #DAYS

Ava asks about the women Brady has been involved with… Probably wanting to know if there is a waiting list. #DAYS

Tate says he and Sophia can watch TV because he has one in his bedroom. How conveeeeenient. #DAYS

Holly is "just going over to see Tate." What could go wrong? #DAYS

Don't forget, Chad and Cat are still married… as long as the US recognizes French marriages performed by a guy with a license from the Internet. #DAYS

Tate and Sophia are about to do the deed. Tate: "Are you OK with this?" Sophia: "Yes." Tate's OK with it. Sophia's OK with it. I'm thinking Holly wouldn't be OK with it. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "This is just a nice talk… no drama. I haven't had a conversation like this in a long time." Ava: "Anything else you haven't had in a long time?" #DAYS

Phone Sex

Chanel shows up when Alex is half dressed. In Chad's opinion he's half undressed and the other half is coming soon. #DAYS

Leo says there is a sex scandal at Body and Soul. The only sex scandal with that bunch would be if people weren't having it. #DAYS

Joy protests that Nancy is suffocating her. Nancy plays the old "just who's paying for your room" card. #DAYS

Chanel and Joy meet. The Chanel-Johnny-Joy-Alex hot mess of a quadrangle will be complete when Joy meets Alex. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "We should bring back Lorna with you playing her on Body and Soul." Kate: "I don't want to be in front of the camera. I'm more of a backside girl." Abe: "I would have guessed you were more of a Missionary girl." #DAYS

Stephanie: "I am a publicist. I am not an actress." Then she definitely belongs on Body and Soul. #DAYS

Chanel to Johnny: "Where is your wedding ring?" Apparently it's on sabbatical. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nancy: "Whose wedding ring is this?" Joy: "I'm not discussing this. I'm leaving." Nancy: "Where are you going?" Joy: "For a walk." Nancy: "Of shame?" #DAYS

Kate tells Alex and Stephanie to stay away from each other, then storms off. Alex: "So how about…" Stephanie: "Phone sex?" #DAYS

Fornicating

Opening shot: Gay Paree. Or to be politically correct should I say LGBTQ Paree? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "Are you Abigail?" FauxAbby/Catharina: "No." Chad: "I married you so we could be intimate and now that's impossible. Before you go can I at least cop a feel?" #DAYS

Stephanie: "Alex and I can't keep our hands off of each other." Jada: "I'll bet it will happen again." Stephanie: "I wouldn't bet against it." Oh, it's so likely to happen that DraftKings has suspended betting on it. #DAYS

Jada: "It's not a crime for two people to get together and occasionally have sex… unless someone wants more than that." Dear, God, like a relationship? Bite your tongue and wash your mouth out with soap. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "Can we not call what Alex and I are doing 'Lovemaking?'" Jada: "OK. How about if we call it fornicating?" #DAYS

A Cheap Roll In The Hay

Chad: "I lost my mom when I was your age." Right… back in the days when he was Chad Peterson. #DAYS

Brady to Fiona: "When I met you I thought you were kind… fun…" and a cheap roll in the hay. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tate: "Sophia said she liked me and she kissed me. Sorry about that. I know you were into her." Aaron: "I was. But we used protection." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "I'll bet you and Holly are at odds over a boy." Sophia: "Yes, I liked him first. She broke the 'girl code' because I had dibbs on him." #DAYS

Ava tells Sophia not to take everyone's advice. Then follows up by giving her advice. #DAYS

FauxAbby's cover is falling apart. #DAYS

JJ: "I was a cop long enough to know proof can be doctored." And doctors can doctor proof. #DAYS