The Missionary Position

Sounds like Stephanie is writing a pretty risque book. I couldn't tell if Alex said the title was "One Stormy Night," "One Horny Night," or "One Porny night." I like all three. Maybe she should write a trilogy. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "I don't want people to know I write this kind of tawdry book." Alex: "Why not? You live that kind of tawdry life." #DAYS

Alex: "This wild thing you wrote about on page 146… I've never tried that." Stephanie: "I've never tried it either." Alex: "What's it called?" Stephanie: "The missionary position." #DAYS

Chad and Cat are struggling to come up with what they should do for a platonic date. How about going to the library and reading Plato's biography? #DAYS

Chill, Brady, Kristen is trying to be nice. Give her a "thank you" romp and move on. #DAYS

Brady: "Rachael is not the easiest kid to get along with. Apple → Tree… you know the metaphor. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate: "I fell in love with you because you were different from all the other men I ever met." Roman: "How was I different?" Kate: "You didn't pay me."

Kate says roman is different than every other man she has met. How was he different? No other man was axe-murdered on their wedding night. #DAYS

Good Behavior Is Its Own Punishment

Next on #DOOL — Stephanie: "There were legal ways you could have tried to claim your inheritance. Why did you do it with a forged letter?" Phillip: "Legal ways are for wimps." #DAYS

Chad and Cat get along pretty well for two people who are supposed to despise each other. #DAYS

EJ claims to be a more decent person since he came out of his coma. That doesn't necessarily say much about his character. #DAYS

EJ discovers that good behavior is its own punishment. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander: "It's not easy being Chief of Staph for a hospital that is in distress." Sarah: "It's not in as much distress as its patients." #DAYS

Virgin Birth

A pregnant girl at the prom. That wouldn't have happened back in the day at my high school. Of course, that was so long ago there was such a thing as a virgin birth. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "Are you willing to give me access to your drug?" Jeffrey: "No. But I"m working with a group that wants me to. Big Pharma will do anything for money." #DAYS

EJ to Chanel: "What can I do to fix this?" You could talk to Johnny and convince him that your past has not been genetically transferred to him and that he is responsible for his own actions. #DAYS

Cat to Chad: "If I go on a date with EJ, what ulterior motive could he have?" Let's put it this way… he's not after your money. #DAYS