Friday, March 31, 2017

Misty Circle Porn

Brady criticizes Salem's war-making "grownups," a group he doesn't qualify to be part of. #DAYS
Hillary and Scooter? Hooter? #DAYS
Scooter says he recognizes Nicole. I'm thinking Hillary will be interested to find out about his fascination with Misty Circle porn. #DAYS

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Barf Bag


Great Sex

Abby to Dario: "What are you doing here?" To be blunt, I think the best answer would be "sniffing around Abigail." #DAYS
Nicole: "Great sex isn't enough." Brady: "Speak for yourself." #DAYS
Abigail: "Why do you think you're interrupting something?" Jennifer: "You & Dario are just 3 feet from the DiMera Couch of Depravity." #DAYS

Not Fake News


Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Critical Mass

Wow. Adrienne and Gabi are in one-bed Salem Hospital at the same time. I hope the staff can deal with this overcrowding crisis. #DAYS
Joey tells Tripp there is something about Ava that Patch isn't saying. If Joey had 2 brain cells he'd reach critical mass and his head would explode. #DAYS
Kayla says Hope is a good reference because she works for the crime-laden SPD. Not exactly a ringing endorsement if you ask me. #DAYS
Eli to Gabi: "You won't answer my questions but want me to answer yours?"  Better humor her, man, she's a murderer. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Like A Hungry Bass

Jade claims she's dizzy.  That's been obvious for a long time. #DAYS
Chad outsmarts JJ. Next time, for a bigger challenge, he could try outsmarting an unconscious field mouse. #DAYS
Joey takes Jade's bait like a hungry bass. Every fisherman hopes to run into one that gullible. #DAYS

Monday, March 27, 2017

How Do You Feel About Matricide?

Brady: "I've been aiding and abetting a wanted criminal." Marlena: "You fit right in with the rest of us." #DAYS
Eduardo says they can't mindlessly escalate the war. If they plan to escalate any other way they'll have to find someone with a mind. #DAYS
Joey to Tripp: "How do you feel about matricide… asking for a friend." #DAYS

Friday, March 24, 2017


Hey, Hillary...

Hillary: "So, you're trying to get rid of me? What's going on here?" Wild guess: She's trying to get rid of you." #DAYS

Thursday, March 23, 2017

As Sharp As A Butter Knife

Kayla: "I think Joey is sharp." Not only is Joey as sharp as a butter knife, he also has the IQ of one. #DAYS
Victor: "Just push the pause button." You have no idea how much I want to do that. Or better yet, the FF button. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 22, 2017


Even though he's Mayor, Abe doesn't stand on formalities.

Baby Light My Fire

Abby didn't join Chad because they didn't play her theme song: "Come on, baby, light my fire." #DAYS
Chad announces Abby "has been called to more pressing matters." He should have said she's tied up at the moment. #Rimshot #DAYS
Chad gets a text: "Come to Warehouse 8. Come alone or Abby's a dead woman." FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHAD, TAKE THE WHOLE TOWN. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

It's Raaaaad, Man

Brady helps Nicole. In Salem being a criminal is old hat. The new hot trend is being an accessory after the fact. It's raaaaad, man. #DAYS
Nicole: "29 Moosehead Lane. Could that be any more Canadian?" Could that be any more stereotypical? #DAYS
Chad: "I love you.  Now that we've got that out of the way I'm going to rip your heart out." #DAYS
Abby hopes things get back to normal. With Gabi in prison and Abby burning buildings? #DAYS

Monday, March 20, 2017

He's Got A Wife And One On The Side

Chad DiMera
Has something to hide
He's got a wife and
One on the side.
Claire to Ciara: "It's none of your business what we were doing." Then next time maybe you should conduct your "business" in private. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Claire: "So you don't want to have sex? What's up with you?" Theo: "Nothing... anymore." #DAYS

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Rafe's Inner Woman


A New Low In Product Placement


Thursday, March 16, 2017

Tripped Up

I guess they named Ava's kid Trip since he was born because Steve 'tripped up' with Ava. #DAYS
Deimos: "I can handle Hernandez." I'd like to see that fight. #DAYS
Q: How can you tell Rafe and Eli apart? A: Eli is the one the FBI didn't fire. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 15, 2017


Marlena: the voice of experience.

The Little Pyro

Eli meets his family. Beware the ides of March, pal. #DAYS
Abby announces she flunked P.E. The little pyro was probably too busy trying to burn down the school. #DAYS
Chad says he learned commitment and self-discipline playing team sports. Abby better hope he learned something else — fidelity. #DAYS


Maggie covets her reputation as the town gossip.

It's Written All Over Your Face...


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Aiding And Abetting

Nicole: "If you help me you'll be aiding and abetting a criminal." I'd say Brady has already crossed that line. #DAYS
The terrible trio comes to pamper Adrienne—massage, facial, etc. Lucas: "Did we forget anything?" Adrienne: "The medical marijuana?" #DAYS

Girl Throw

Why do #DAYS writers insult our intelligence with scenes like this?

Reverse SORASing Failure



So it's the Salem Panthers. If Kate made a big enough donation she might get them to change it to the Salem Cougars. #DAYS
Dario: Put your eyes back in their sockets and your tongue back in your mouth… and stop drooling. #DAYS
Marlena insists she's not manipulating Eric. Maybe in her case it's called woman-ipulating, but she's doing it. #DAYS

Friday, March 10, 2017


If Brady helps Nicole he's an accessory to a kidnapping.  Maybe he should join the SPD.  He'd fit right in with the other criminals. #DAYS
Eduardo thinks he and Chloe have something in common. Maybe. They've both been on something. Chloe: the wagon. Eduardo: the prowl. #DAYS

Thursday, March 09, 2017


Gabi walks into the DiMera rumpus room and OMG! Chad is kissing his wife! Disgusting! #DAYS
Hal isn't making a very good case that his life is worth saving. #DAYS
Grigor: "Betraying Deimos is taking your life in your hands." Chad: "I'll take that risk if you will." Yeah, since it's Grigor's life. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Hanging Chad vs. Hanging Abby


Murder, Inc.

So Abby just had a successful fundraiser and now wants another one? What is this, PBS? #DAYS
<sarcasm> Admirable the way Abby fought off Dario when he planted that big kiss on her. </sarcasm> #DAYS
Raines is such a jerk JJ might send Murder, Inc. after him. Murder, Inc. — a.k.a. Hope & Rafe. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Puke Is Like Breakfast

Tiffany and Tobey take the baby. Tobey: "I'm not changing any diapers." At least he has his priorities straight. #DAYS
Anne: "When you've had as many diapers as I have, puke is like breakfast." Good one, Anne, but I've kind of lost my appetite for lunch. #DAYS
Why do people always want you to eat something when your body is telling you it doesn't want anything in your stomach? #DAYS

Monday, March 06, 2017

Naive Young Girls

Nicole asks God for help. God: Accessory after the fact to kidnappers everywhere. #DAYS
Give it up Jennifer. If Eric wants to spend his life pouting don't be his pity-party-pooper. #DAYS
Tiffany comes to borrow a towel, stays to hear Nicole's life story. Elvis sings "SUSPICION" in the background." #DAYS
Ciara: "I'm online dating." Hope: "Which site?" Ciara: " #DAYS



Sunday, March 05, 2017

Under The Radar


Friday, March 03, 2017

It's Mine

Hope says she will regret shooting Stefano the rest of her life. Most attempted murderers, however, will regret it in prison. #DAYS
Chad to Abby: "This isn't my father's house… it's mine." If they have a pre-nup, I'll bet it makes that very clear, too. #DAYS
Roman welcomes Hope back to the police force.  His plan to make the SPD completely corrupt is now complete. #DAYS

Thursday, March 02, 2017


Showing this:
1) Because you liked it
2) Because you wanted to see it again
3) Because you want more of it

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Nasty Sewer Rats

Anne: "New York has nasty sewer rats." New York will have one more nasty sewer rat when Chloe the baby-stealer gets there. #DAYS
So Anne has the hots for Lucas. That might add some spice to a show as empty of spice as Mother Hubbard's cupboard. #DAYS
Nicole: "Daniel had the biggest heart ever." So now apparently Brady has the biggest heart ever. #DAYS

Take Me!

Hey, it's a legitimate question... if you're an imbecile.

Flesh-Eating Bacteria


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