Thursday, March 23, 2017

As Sharp As A Butter Knife

Kayla: "I think Joey is sharp." Not only is Joey as sharp as a butter knife, he also has the IQ of one. #DAYS
 
Victor: "Just push the pause button." You have no idea how much I want to do that. Or better yet, the FF button. #DAYS
 

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Formalities

Even though he's Mayor, Abe doesn't stand on formalities.

Baby Light My Fire

Abby didn't join Chad because they didn't play her theme song: "Come on, baby, light my fire." #DAYS
 
Chad announces Abby "has been called to more pressing matters." He should have said she's tied up at the moment. #Rimshot #DAYS
 
Chad gets a text: "Come to Warehouse 8. Come alone or Abby's a dead woman." FOR GOD'S SAKE, CHAD, TAKE THE WHOLE TOWN. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

It's Raaaaad, Man

Brady helps Nicole. In Salem being a criminal is old hat. The new hot trend is being an accessory after the fact. It's raaaaad, man. #DAYS
 
Nicole: "29 Moosehead Lane. Could that be any more Canadian?" Could that be any more stereotypical? #DAYS
 
Chad: "I love you.  Now that we've got that out of the way I'm going to rip your heart out." #DAYS
 
Abby hopes things get back to normal. With Gabi in prison and Abby burning buildings? #DAYS

Monday, March 20, 2017

He's Got A Wife And One On The Side

Chad DiMera
Has something to hide
He's got a wife and
One on the side.
#DAYS
 
Claire to Ciara: "It's none of your business what we were doing." Then next time maybe you should conduct your "business" in private. #DAYS
 
Next on #DOOL — Claire: "So you don't want to have sex? What's up with you?" Theo: "Nothing... anymore." #DAYS

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Rafe's Inner Woman

 

A New Low In Product Placement

 

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Tripped Up

I guess they named Ava's kid Trip since he was born because Steve 'tripped up' with Ava. #DAYS
 
Deimos: "I can handle Hernandez." I'd like to see that fight. #DAYS
 
Q: How can you tell Rafe and Eli apart? A: Eli is the one the FBI didn't fire. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Advice

Marlena: the voice of experience.

The Little Pyro

Eli meets his family. Beware the ides of March, pal. #DAYS
 
Abby announces she flunked P.E. The little pyro was probably too busy trying to burn down the school. #DAYS
 
Chad says he learned commitment and self-discipline playing team sports. Abby better hope he learned something else — fidelity. #DAYS

Nosy

Maggie covets her reputation as the town gossip.

It's Written All Over Your Face...

...Literally

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Aiding And Abetting

Nicole: "If you help me you'll be aiding and abetting a criminal." I'd say Brady has already crossed that line. #DAYS
 
The terrible trio comes to pamper Adrienne—massage, facial, etc. Lucas: "Did we forget anything?" Adrienne: "The medical marijuana?" #DAYS

Girl Throw

Why do #DAYS writers insult our intelligence with scenes like this?

Reverse SORASing Failure

 

Woman-ipulating

So it's the Salem Panthers. If Kate made a big enough donation she might get them to change it to the Salem Cougars. #DAYS
 
Dario: Put your eyes back in their sockets and your tongue back in your mouth… and stop drooling. #DAYS
 
Marlena insists she's not manipulating Eric. Maybe in her case it's called woman-ipulating, but she's doing it. #DAYS

Friday, March 10, 2017

Accessory

If Brady helps Nicole he's an accessory to a kidnapping.  Maybe he should join the SPD.  He'd fit right in with the other criminals. #DAYS
 
Eduardo thinks he and Chloe have something in common. Maybe. They've both been on something. Chloe: the wagon. Eduardo: the prowl. #DAYS

Thursday, March 09, 2017

Disgusting!

Gabi walks into the DiMera rumpus room and OMG! Chad is kissing his wife! Disgusting! #DAYS
 
Hal isn't making a very good case that his life is worth saving. #DAYS
 
Grigor: "Betraying Deimos is taking your life in your hands." Chad: "I'll take that risk if you will." Yeah, since it's Grigor's life. #DAYS

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Hanging Chad vs. Hanging Abby

 

Murder, Inc.

So Abby just had a successful fundraiser and now wants another one? What is this, PBS? #DAYS
 
<sarcasm> Admirable the way Abby fought off Dario when he planted that big kiss on her. </sarcasm> #DAYS
 
Raines is such a jerk JJ might send Murder, Inc. after him. Murder, Inc. — a.k.a. Hope & Rafe. #DAYS

Tuesday, March 07, 2017

Puke Is Like Breakfast

Tiffany and Tobey take the baby. Tobey: "I'm not changing any diapers." At least he has his priorities straight. #DAYS
 
Anne: "When you've had as many diapers as I have, puke is like breakfast." Good one, Anne, but I've kind of lost my appetite for lunch. #DAYS
 
Why do people always want you to eat something when your body is telling you it doesn't want anything in your stomach? #DAYS

Monday, March 06, 2017

Naive Young Girls

Nicole asks God for help. God: Accessory after the fact to kidnappers everywhere. #DAYS
 
Give it up Jennifer. If Eric wants to spend his life pouting don't be his pity-party-pooper. #DAYS
 
Tiffany comes to borrow a towel, stays to hear Nicole's life story. Elvis sings "SUSPICION" in the background." #DAYS
 
Ciara: "I'm online dating." Hope: "Which site?" Ciara: "NaiveYoungGirls.com #DAYS

 

 

Sunday, March 05, 2017

Under The Radar

 

Friday, March 03, 2017

It's Mine

Hope says she will regret shooting Stefano the rest of her life. Most attempted murderers, however, will regret it in prison. #DAYS
 
Chad to Abby: "This isn't my father's house… it's mine." If they have a pre-nup, I'll bet it makes that very clear, too. #DAYS
 
Roman welcomes Hope back to the police force.  His plan to make the SPD completely corrupt is now complete. #DAYS

Thursday, March 02, 2017

Because...

Showing this:
1) Because you liked it
2) Because you wanted to see it again
3) Because you want more of it
#DAYS

Wednesday, March 01, 2017

Nasty Sewer Rats

Anne: "New York has nasty sewer rats." New York will have one more nasty sewer rat when Chloe the baby-stealer gets there. #DAYS
 
So Anne has the hots for Lucas. That might add some spice to a show as empty of spice as Mother Hubbard's cupboard. #DAYS
 
Nicole: "Daniel had the biggest heart ever." So now apparently Brady has the biggest heart ever. #DAYS

Take Me!

Hey, it's a legitimate question... if you're an imbecile.

Flesh-Eating Bacteria

 

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