Salem's Elite Clueless Cops Crew
Paulina opens the door as Chanel walks in loaded with packages. "Thank you. My hands are full. And your wallet is empty. #DAYS
Julie and Chad stand staring at the roaring fire. Julie: "How many times have I told you not to put the full number of candles on my birthday cake?" #DAYS
Harris gets shot. Ava whimpers: "Hang on, hang on, hang on…" That's what she should do. It's common knowledge that thinking you should call an ambulance in these situations is an old wives' tale. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Jada: "This is your safe-house? I live right down the hall and I had no idea." Lucas: "That's to be expected. You're a Salem cop which makes you a member of Salem's elite clueless cops crew." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — The Horton house goes up in flames. A mystery man calls Chad: "Maybe nest time you'll listen." Chad: "Who is this?" Mystery man: "Your fire insurance salesman." #DAYS
Julie and Chad stand staring at the roaring fire. Julie: "How many times have I told you not to put the full number of candles on my birthday cake?" #DAYS
Harris gets shot. Ava whimpers: "Hang on, hang on, hang on…" That's what she should do. It's common knowledge that thinking you should call an ambulance in these situations is an old wives' tale. #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — Jada: "This is your safe-house? I live right down the hall and I had no idea." Lucas: "That's to be expected. You're a Salem cop which makes you a member of Salem's elite clueless cops crew." #DAYS
Next on #DOOL — The Horton house goes up in flames. A mystery man calls Chad: "Maybe nest time you'll listen." Chad: "Who is this?" Mystery man: "Your fire insurance salesman." #DAYS
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