Misgenderification

There may be a slight delay in my posts.  All the slobbering in the Nicole/Chloe scenes have shorted out my TV. #DAYS

 

What do you get when you cross a Hope Brady and a Rafe Hernandez? One brain cell and an itchy trigger finger. #DAYS

 

Chloe is being a d*ck. Pardon the misgenderification. #DAYS

Without A Single Threat

Deimos says he promised not to threaten anyone again. It's true, he tried to freeze Chad and Gabi to death without a single threat. #DAYS

 

The good news for Eric: Jennifer kicked the pill habit. The bad news: She's still Bats*it crazy. #DAYS

 

Gabi: "I'm an ex con who got knocked up by her gay best friend." Maybe Gabi should be her own image consulting company's first client. #DAYS

Glass Houses

Chloe: "Holly is mine and that will never change." Translation: until the writers give the viewers whiplash & change it. #DAYS

 

Abby: "How about a second honeymoon." Chad: "Someplace warm?" Someplace away from Gabi is my guess. #DAYS

 

Chloe digs up Abby's past with EJ. Watch it, gal. You know what they say about living in glass houses and throwing stones. #DAYS

Intelligence Is For Sissies

 

Love Is In The Air

Love is in the air; just like the scent of the Salem sewage treatment plant on a hot summer day.

King Solomon's Solution

 

Laugh → Cry → Hurl → Repeat

Ken Corday wants to make us laugh and cry again. I'd settle for not hurling again. http://bit.ly/2kxjy1Q #DAYS

 

Belle is throwing Nicole's past in her face?  It's a good thing St. Chloe's past is pristine. Belle's, for that matter. #DAYS

 

Judge Duncan silences both Nicole and Chloe. That alone should make her a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. #DAYS

One For Each Finger

 

Flazzle

Drew drinks the fictional cola "Flazzle." Geez... they couldn't even score a cheesy product placement ad for the episode. #Pathetic #DAYS

 

Doug: "Who was it? I need to buy the good Samaritan a car." It was me, Doug.  Really, it was me. BTW, I like Lamborghinis. #DAYS

 

Patch and Kayla's big wedding: That relationship has had more ups and downs than the elevator where Nicole and EJ had sex. #DAYS

'Jason Bourne

Anne says her lips are sealed. So was Tutankhamen's tomb and all those secrets came out anyway. #DAYS

 

Chad wants Gabi to "suck it up." Shouldn't be a problem. AFAOAC the whole story line sucks. #DAYS

 

The freezer is running, the door is locked and Gabi is hysterical. Under those circumstances, Chad's only hope is a quick death. #DAYS

 

Adrienne: "This all sounds very 'Jason Bourne.'" Jason Bourne — a.k.a. Jerry Lewis. #DAYS

The Stefan-O-Meter

Will the Phoenix rise again?

Yesterday's Trash

Roman says if Stefano is alive Hope will go free. I must've missed the ruling that attempted murder is no longer a crime. #DAYS

 

Jennifer claims she's been working crazy hours. She must be at the office two hours a day now. #DAYS

 

Valerie: "I have to leave." Abe: "I don't understand." Valerie: "Let's put it this way: I'm dumping you like yesterday's trash." #DAYS

 

 

 

 

 

Training Is Everything

 

Standing Ovation

Austin says Hope gets a 'get out of jail free' card. Yeah, it's a driver's license with the name Hope Brady on it. #DAYS

Brady tells Anne the baby isn't Chloe's. I think his middle name might be "Victor" but I know for sure it's not "Tact." #DAYS

Poor Stefano. He has to spend his last appearance just sitting there and taking guff from a fools parade. #DAYS

Brady: "I hope next year Holly and Tate will be under the same roof." And the way they SORAS kids, they'll be in high school. #DAYS

Joseph Mascolo's final #DAYS appearance. Two words: Standing Ovation.

Wishes

 

Spies In Disguise

 

Don't I Wish

Isn't this February? Aren't there February sweeps? Shouldn't all these plots be moving faster than a drunken snail? #JustAsking #DAYS

 

Jennifer asks if Abby is OK. Abby is never OK. The best she can do is to be in a state of mind where she doesn't want to set something on fire. #DAYS

 

Rafe: "My mask is killing me." Don't I wish. #DAYS

The Dummies Guide To Dummies

Steve: "We're running a tight ship." I hope so, because you know the old saying: "Loose ships sink lips." #IAmuseMyself #DAYS

 

Ciara: "Something really bad could happen to mom." Yeah, she could come home to the whiney basket case known as her daughter. #DAYS

 

Hope says she doesn't want to risk a relapse then runs off. I see she's been reading "The Dummies Guide To Dummies." #DAYS

For Crazy Plot Twists

 

Happy Groundhog Day

 

1.21 Gigawatts

 

Jennifer The Bully

WHOA, Jennifer! Pick on someone your own size!

Smartest Girl At The Table

Nicole thinks they're not candidates for Parents of the year. In Salem the only qualification for that is hiring a good babysitter. #DAYS

 

Nicole will always be there for Maggie. Maggie will always be there for Nicole — Until they wind up hating each other, that is. #DAYS

 

Gabi says Ariana is the smartest girl she knows… smartest girl at the table, anyway. #DAYS