It's Nice When You Have Servants

 

The Edge Of A Cliff

Chad says if Jennifer keeps pushing he'll push right back.  And I hope that happens at the edge of a very high cliff. #DAYS

 

Chad beats the crap out of the rumpus room. That'll bring Abby back. #DAYS

 

OMG! The ending! Maybe Abigail doesn't sleep with the fishes. #DAYS

He Saw All Of Her

How to convince people the kid is Phillip's: Mock-up an ultrasound picture of a kid with only one leg. #DAYS

 

Phillip: "I saw a lot of Chloe in Chicago." Kate: "Apparently you saw all of her." #DAYS

 

Hope notes that Aiden is now in charge of putting criminals behind bars. I wonder if he'll start with her and Rafe. #DAYS

 

Aiden: "We all want the same thing." That's true for Rafe and Aiden — and she's standing between them.

Couples Counseling

Couples counseling? sometimes it just depends on whom you're coupled with.

Like A House Of Cards

The Guy Manual defines couples therapy as interventions where the therapist and the woman try to straighten the guy out. #DAYS

 

Patch says he doesn't need therapy to get back to Kayla; she's the one who's saying they're not making it work.  Good point. #DAYS

 

Joey doesn't want to talk because Jade might get mad. Jade says she won't get mad. Joey talks. Jade gets mad. #Eyeroll #DAYS

 

Couples therapy: Patch caves like a house of cards in a hurricane. #DAYS

Ciara's Surprise

 

"That Sort Of Thing"

Having sex after marriage in Salem? Oh, the scandal!

Abnormal Is The New Normal

Note Justin's no-tie, open-collar look. You lose your job, you dress like a bum. #DAYS

 

Why is victor so grateful to Deimos when Deimos caused Maggie's condition in the first place?  Keep friends close, enemies closer? #DAYS

 

Rafe crosses swords with the Mayor. Does anything above Rafe's neck work? #DAYS

 

Brady to Theresa: "What is normal for us?" In this case, abnormal is the new normal. #DAYS

Boy-Toys On The Side

Chad: "When did I lose the woman I love?" When se set fire to the nut house she was in and ran out. #DAYS

 

Belle says there's a good possibility Ben is in prison for life. What? Serial killers don't get time off for good behavior? #DAYS

 

Belle tells chad love isn't enough.  A couple boy-toys on the side helped her cope. #DAYS

Phillip's Amazing Artificial Leg

 

Victor's Guarantee

 

They're Baaaaaaccckkk

 

Male Slut

Maybe Deimos is just making up for all those years in prison.

Chloe And Nicole

Chloe... loyal to Nicole to the end — and the end is near.

Deimos; Opus

 

A Pain In The Butt

 

A Hobag To Be Named Later

In Search Of Nicole's Lips

 

DOOL Writers Manual

 

Booty Call

 

Elevatophobia

 

Dishonorable Intentions

 

Netflix And Chill

 

A Thousand Times No

 

Shyster Lawyer

Dozier to Aiden: "So you're the shyster lawyer who came back from the dead." You hear dialogue like that you know you're watching #DAYS

 

Rafe to Hope: "I just came over to enjoy your company." He appears to have enjoyed it all right. #DAYS 

Altoids

If I'd participated in Dario's toast with Rafe for his future for Hope it'd he the first time I had a hangover before taking a drink. #DAYS

 

Chloe: "I'm pregnant." Phillip grabs a copy of the Chicago phone book so he'll have a list of the possible fathers.

 

Chloe suddenly discovers why her birth control pills looked so much like Altoids. #DAYS

I Told You So

Victor can be compassionate at times… like right now when it's his special way of saying to Maggie, "I told you so." #DAYS

 

Sonny says Paul wasn't to blame for what happened between him an Will.  So much for "it takes two to tango." #DAYS

 

Great news! Marlena Evans-Craig-Bradford-Brady-Black-North-Black-DiMera-Black-DiMera-Black is getting married again. #DAYS

 

Regarding that last item: Pretty soon we won't be able to fit Marlena's full name in a tweet. #DAYS

Lighting A Match To Find A Gas Leak

Chloe: "I can't think straight for some reason." Yeah, the reason is you're Chloe. #DAYS

 

Gotta agree with Hope on this one: Jennifer hiring Aiden is about as intelligent as lighting a match to find a gas leak. #DAYS