Regrets

Next on #DOOL — Eric: "Nicole and I are just friends." Sloan: "As an attorney, I'm obligated to ask for your schedule of benefits." #DAYS

EJ to Nicole: "Did you do anything you regret?" If Bob Hope and Bing Crosby did a film about her it would be entitled, "The Road of Regrets." #DAYS

Roman: "They're having trouble finding competent employees." Including the guy behind the bar? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I saw Eric and Nicole Kissing." Sloan: "With or without tongue action?" #DAYS

Roman to Eric: "Where's your sidekick?" Nicole is working with the others at the Spectator. #DAYS

Sloan threatens to tell everyone that Jude is Eric's son, not EJ's. Can a suicide note be verbal? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Leo: "Exactly where is your relationship with Everett going?" Sloand: "For that… I'm still trying to get a feel." Everett: "And I'm still trying to cop one." #DAYS

His Diaper Is Full

Marlena: "Eric, Jude smells just like you did when you were that age." That's not such a big deal. His diaper is full.

Next on #DOOL — Nicole: "I hope I can be a role model for you." Holly: "You mean you want me to be just like Misty Circle?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "Marlena: You mean you and Nicole are working together?" Eric: "Yes, very well." Marlena: "I'll bet." #DAYS

Holly: "I just said some terrible things to my mom and now I hate myself." Join the club, kid. #DAYS 

Being Paid For It

Next on #DOOL — Jada: "I actually look forward to coming home after work." Kayla: "Because Rafe is so great to be with there?" Jada: "No, because he's such a jerk as my boss at work." #DAYS

Sarah: "Shall we have a change of venue to the bedroom?" Xander: "When the time is right." Sorry, Xander. According to the Guy Manual, the only acceptable answer is, "yes." #DAYS

Jada: "Gabi has always said she is innocent." Just like everyone else in Statesville. #DAYS

Alex gives Theresa a massively expensive "bauble." Theresa: "I wish there was something I could give you." I think we all know what that is, but this wouldn't reeeaaallllyy count as being paid for it, right? OK. So she's being paid for it, but maybe she can still keep her amateur standing. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Theresa: "I'm crazy about you… Do you have anything to say back to me?" Alex: "Yes. I'm crazy about sex." #DAYS

One Hell of a Piece of Ass

Scenes we'd like to see: During the maudlin ennui at Abby's grave, a hand sticks up through the dirt with Chad and Thomas running off screaming. #DAYS

I love the science aspect of #DOOL. If it weren't for DNA, how could it have so much of one of its favorite plot points – baby switching. #DAYS

Would someone please pop that pimple on Tate's face. #DAYS

Julie: "Happy Mother's Day. I know you're here with us." Alice: "Yes I am so please get me out of this granite block." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ toasts Nicole: "Holly, do you have anything to say?" Holly: "Yes. Why do you two get mimosas and I'm stuck with plan orange juice?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "I feel guilty for what I'm feeling right now." Johnny: "What are you feeling?" Chanel: "Guilty." #DAYS

Chad: "You are the glue that holds this family together." Julie: "That puts me in a sticky position." #DAYS

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Alex got Theresa a $100,000 diamond-encrusted watch. She must be one hell of a piece of ass. #DAYS

Rafe: "This links Gil to Li Shinn's murder." Jada: "How do we prove it?" A confession is about the only way the SPD can prove things like that. Unfortunately that won't work this time. #DAYS

$200K for a couple watches and $650K for a car. Theresa wonders if Alex is going crazy. It's more likely he's going broke. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristin: "They found Gil's fingerprint on Gil's notebook in Li's blood. Do you know what that means?" Stefan: "Yes. It means that notebook is ruined." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "What do you think of Alex?" Brady: "He's shallow, a womanizer, and thinks he's God's gift to women." Marlena: "I never realized he's so much like you." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "Tate finally got his tux." Brady: "Tucks? I didn't even know he had hemorrhoids. #DAYS

Alex probably wishes Theresa would have told him how she felt before he started banging Kristin. However, it's my opinion he will be able to switch gears pretty easily, being the slut he is. #DAYS

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Next on #DOOL — Stefan: "I've never known you to be a romantic." Kristen: "Well, behind this ice cold exterior…" Stefan: "Is an ice cold interior." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — "You have no restaurant experience, yet you were running a restaurant. How can you explain that?" Ava: "I'm a great lay." #DAYS

Gyrating Around A Pole

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "There was blood on the cover of that black book. They are processing it now." Jada: "Why are they processing the book cover?" #DAYS

Not letting Holly go to the prom is pretty harsh. How would Nicole have felt if she had to miss one of her dances… especially the ones where she gyrated around a pole as Misty Circle. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "I'm going to take care of Mr. Stark." Sloan: "You don't mean you're going to hurt him, do you?" EJ: "Heavens no. He won't even feel it whe I get him in a choke hold and snap his neck." #DAYS

When that little boy grows up he's going to look like Eric… Sound Like Eric… He may become a priest like Eric. Then we could start calling him him Jude(as) Priest.

What A Slut!

Kristin's idea of self-respect is when no one sees her when she's taking the walk-of-shame. #DAYS

You can't accuse Theresa of being a gold-digger. If she can land Alex there won't be any digging at all – it'll just get dumped in her lap. #DAYS

Alex to Theresa: "I'm going to buy a mansion, a yacht, and even give some to charity. I have a few other ideas of what to do with my money, too." I'll bet Theresa has a few ideas about that, too. #coochie4sale #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Maggie: "I feel a little guilty that Victor only split his fortune between Alex and me." Konstantine: "I couldn't agree more." #DAYS


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Protip for Eric: Your current partner tends to get upset whenever you work with your ex and generate megawatts of electricity whenever your hands inadvertently touch. #DAYS

Ava brings Harris a quick pick-me-up. In any bar, those tight, form-fitting pants of hers would also say "pick me up." #DAYS

Tate wants absolutely nothing to do with Holly. When's the wedding and will it come before or after she's pregnant? #DAYS

Eric says he's making the same mistakes with Sloan that he made with Nicole. So he's planning on marrying Sloan then zipping off to Africa practically before they get a chance to consummate it? #DAYS

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John: "We want to talk to you." Maggie: "About wedding plans… all three of you?" Doesn't Maggie recognize an intervention? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "My mother means the world to me." Konstantine: "Your mother's bank account means the world to me." #DAYS

Maggie: "Konstantine has messed with the wrong redhead." That says a lot. Red hair is an indication of the vindictiveness gene. #DAYS

What A Slut!

Radioactive Paulina has a meltdown. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "How can Jude be Eric's baby." Sloan: "In case you hadn't noticed, Nicole has been around more blocks than the Google photo car." #DAYS

Paulina: "Go ahead… say 'I told you so.'" Abe: "I told you so." Paulina: "HOW DARE YOU RUB IT IN LIKE THAT!" #DAYS

Johnny to Chanel: "We made a baby together." It'd be a heck of a trick if they did it separately. #DAYS

Chanel is showing more leg and breast than the KFC three-bucket banquet.

Scenes we'd like to see: Everett/Bobby and Stephanie play pickleball with a real pickle. #DAYS

Bobby/Everett practically kicks Stephanie out of the pub then charges over and hits on Alana. What a slut! #DAYS

Alana should've been creeped out immediately the way Bobby invaded her personal space.  #getaclue.  #DAYS. 

Lose Your V-Card

Next on #DOOL — John: "If the marriage is in name only, will you be having sex?" Maggie: "Good God, no." Konstantine: "Good God, yes." #DAYS

Holly agonizes over her high school homework. When I was in high school, they didn't have boobs like that. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Holly: "I'm feeling scared, anxious, and I'm shaking like a leaf." Nicole: "Is that why your boobs are quivering like a jello mold at Thanksgiving?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena advises Holly: "Chill out… take a walk… get some rest… take a break now and then… and above all, lose your v-card." #DAYS

My First Rodeo

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "You should hire me. I can do for the pub what I did for the Bistro." Roman: "You mean you could turn the pub into a drug den?" #DAYS

Kristin got that tattoo so the world could have a visual demonstration of what the word 'ugly' means. But years from now when it's all wrinkled and faded it'll be all the rage in the retirement home. #DAYS

EJ finally found an Administrative Assistant who is nastier than he is. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: "Success comes to those who don't wait." Agatha Snortbutt: "I'd hate to meet you at a red traffic light." #DAYS

Rita: "This ain't my first rodeo." EJ: "Which cowboy was riding you?" #DAYS

Glowing

For Kristin, self-respect is when you don't get caught taking the 'walk-of-shame.' #DAYS

Nicole: "I married a very important man." Which Time? #DAYS

Chanel doesn't look like she has radiation poisoning to me. She's the picture of health. In fact, you could say she's just glowing. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Agatha Snortbutt: "You catch more flies with honey." EJ: "So who wants to catch flies?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chanel: "Do you think I have radiation poisoning?" Kayla: "Of course not. We're calling in a specialist to examine you." Chanel: "What's his specialty?" Kayla: "I'm not sure but his name is Dr. Oppenheimer." #DAYS