An Irritating, Petty-Criminal, Angst-Filled, Rebellious Teen

Well, here we go with the new storyline – who killed Diemos… uh… I mean, who killed Charlie. It's hard to keep these multiple suspect murders straight. #DAYS

Kristen/Susan says Rachel is "sweet as the day is long." Right now, yes, but in a few SORAS-shortened years she'll be an irritating, petty-criminal, angst-filled rebellious teen. #DAYS

Susan is doing a pretty good job of coming off as if she's Kristen – after about ten cups of coffee. #DAYS

Shot To Hell

This is apparently the episode when everyone's alibis are shot to hell — Just like Charlie. #DAYS

Rava

Claire: "Mom doesn't think we can get a restraining order against Charlie." He's restrained, honey… permanently. #DAYS

Do I see "Rava" blooming here? #DAYS

Sheducing

Now that Xander and Sarah are engaged I wonder if they're aware of the fact that all Salem marriages have an expiration date. #DAYS

It sounded like Kristen/Susan told Brady, "Chloe is 'sheducing' you." Actually, that's a good word for it. #DAYS

That haircut makes Sarah look like a ten year old boy… with a figure to match. #DAYS

Kristen does a really good job of imitating Susan. Bwahahahaha! #DAYS

Charges for John putting Jan Spears back in a coma must be pending. #DAYS

Nicole isn't showing enough boob for this episode to get an X-rating, but I think we're at least up to V or W. #DAYS

Patch: "Tripp is a good and decent man." Ever since he backed off on trying to kill Kayla. #DAYS

Come Into My Web

Claire to Charlie: "Do you want to get together?" Translation: "Come into my web said the spider to the fly." #DAYS

Kristen to Vivian: "What is it going to take to keep your mouth shut?" Krazy Glue? #DAYS

The Difference Between Dead and Very Dead

Abby to Gabi: "We need to talk." No you don't… just start swinging your fists. We need a good catfight. #DAYS

Ciara: "Is Rhodes dead?" Christian: "Very dead." What's the difference between dead and very dead? If you're very dead does that mean you can't come back to life on #DOOL? #DAYS

Charlie: "I am not a rapist." Gewn: "I am not a murderer." Said the rapist to the murderer. #DAYS

The "Rich Grandfather" Card

Gwen and Abby meet in the cemetery. It's a grave situation. #DAYS

I lost half the dialogue in that last scene looking over Kate's shoulder and wondering what the hell NATIT was. #DAYS

Ciara figures Vincent isn't paying Rhodes any more. Come on, Ciara, play the "rich grandfather" card. #DAYS

What Could Go Wrong

Julie: "What's the matter, dear?" Uh… her mother died.

Jake says he wants Kate to work with him a DiMera. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Kate may not want to go to work WITH Jake, but if she sees him talking to Gwen she might go to work ON Jake. #DAYS

Not On Santa's Good-Girl-List

Vivian: "I don't understand why this is happening to me." Let me help: Accessory to kidnapping – not on Santa's Good-Girl List. #DAYS

If Susan runs out without eating that ice cream, I get dibbs on it. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: "John invites Brady back to his place for fritatas. #DAYS

Good-Gal-ification

Evil Ava seems to be cooperating with Rafe and Nicole. Perhaps the writers are taking her through their patented "good-gal-ification" process. #DAYS

Charlie's defense rests on the magic he-said-she-said-situation word: consentual. #DAYS

Charlie grabs Claire: "CHARLIE YOU'RE HURTING ME!." Charlie has a way with women. Somehow I don't think assaulting Claire will help him convince her he didn't attack Allie. #DAYS

Charlie grabs Claire: "CHARLIE YOU'RE HURTING ME!." Charlie has a way with women. Somehow I don't think assaulting Claire will help him convince her he didn't attack Allie. #DAYS

Ben Doth Coppeth A Feel

 

 

To Hell In A Handbasket

God created Salem because he missed Sodom and Gomorrah so much.

 

Critical Mass

Jack shows up at Gwen's door. I'm guessing he's not asking her to Salem's Daddy-Daughter Gala. #DAYS

Abby leaves to let Jennifer and Laura talk. Good decision. When Jennifer walked in the room reached critical mass. #DAYS

It's a great way for Daddy and daughter to bond – mutual hatred for someone else. #DAYS

Hickory, Dickory, Dock

Vivian takes the kids to another room while she chants a nursery rhyme:

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The cops showed up
And pulled a gun
This whole plot-line's a crock

#DAYS

February Is Kidnapping Month

If Susan can see everything going on with Ciara, can she take her supernatural vision to the front door and see an address? #DAYS

Carver, Jules, Lani, Eli, Ciara… February is Kidnapping month in Salem. Support your local abductor. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chloe: "You're lucky that bullet missed your vital organs." Brady: "That never came close to happening. She wasn't even aiming at my crotch." #DAYS

Hurl The Caviar

Susan says she's had a premonition something awful will happen to Marlena. It did… Susan showed up at her door. #DAYS

Ben tries to convince Claire that Ciara isn't dead. Lani tries to convince Eli that Vivian isn't dead. The only thing that's ever dead in Salem is reality. #DAYS

I SOOOOOO wanted to see that baby hurl the caviar back at Vivian. #DAYS

Mother-In-Law Issues

Go ahead, Jack, give Gwen a fortune to leave you alone and I guarantee she will… until she wants more money. #DAYS

Like many men, Jack seems to have mother-in-law issues. #DAYS

Jack seems to have bigger mother-in-law issues than most men. #DAYS

Dust Her Butt

Rafe: "Eric would be a fool not to come back to you." What does that make him for leaving her five minutes after they were married?" #DAYS

Apparently every time Jack has a kid he passes the crazy gene to the next generation. #DAYS

Tiffany's dress is so tight you could probably dust her butt for Jack's fingerprints while she's still wearing it. #DAYS

Bulletin: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning and predicts it will take Laura six more weeks to finish telling her story. Get to the point, girl!

Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

Eric followed his heart and moved to Africa. Most newlyweds would follow
another body part and stay home. (Hey, get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm talking about his brain. Staying home would be the intelligent
decision). #DAYS

Wow! Rafe speaks Spanish like a native… who has a three-word vocabulary.
#DAYS