Under The Bus vs. Onto The Couch

The dramatic music tells us there will be a huge cliffhanger coming Friday.  It has to.  God knows the story line doesn't. #DAYS

 

EJ says he half expects Stefano to return. The viewers FULLY expect Stefano to return. #DAYS

 

Abby wants a 'pinky promise' from Jack that he won't embarrass her. That'll put her pinky-sized mind at ease. #DAYS

 

Lucas says EJ has thrown Sami under the bus a million times.  Not to mention the times he's thrown her onto the couch. #DAYS

 

Cameron says kissing Abby is his favorite thing to do. Give him time; he'll think of something better. #DAYS

Uncommitted

Austin, if your wife is so uncommitted to your marriage you could lose her by staying, do you really think leaving town will work? #DAYS

 

Carrie says Rafe has a set of rules and actually lives by them. Except for that pesky 'till death do us part' marriage vow thing. #DAYS

 

Way to go Melanie. Get a good look at Andrew so he has to kill you so you can't identify him. #DAYS

 

Wow. Sami saved the footage on a flash drive and hid it in her bra. Maybe she wanted EJ to find it after all. #DAYS

I'll Put Your Ass In Traction

Brady threatens to put Ian's ass in traction.  I guess he ignored that part of his 12-step program that calls for forgiving others. #DAYS

 

Authorities arrest EJ because murder is a pretty bad thing, even for a politician. #DAYS

 

Sami says she knows what it's like to be on the gurney ready to die. She's obviously been a patient at Salem Hospital. #DAYS

 

Things are just a bit too good with Madison and Brady. Must be about time for an SUV to flatten Madison. #DAYS

EJ Stares At A Pair

Roman heads for the hospital to get EJ's blood type... you know, the place where switching medical info is a national pastime. #DAYS

 

Gabi says she's lucky to have such good friends.  The friends aren't so lucky to have her, though, if you ask me. #DAYS

 

Sami says two pair of eyes is better than one. Watch closely & notice EJ's pair keeps glancing down at another pair. #DAYS #BoysWillBeBoys

 

Will's upset at Lucas for trying to control his life. Well, Will sure isn't doing a good job of controlling his life. #DAYS

Handsy

Ian says He'll see to it Kate won't be at Stefano's mercy ever again. Not a stretch since Stefano is dead... allegedly. #DAYS

 

In her moment of euphoria with EJ, Sami lingered a bit too long and got just a bit too handsy, then rejected his advances. #Tease #DAYS

 

John to Ian: "Don't mess with my family, pal." I love it when John starts tossing "pal" around. http://bit.ly/MulX2W #DAYS

 

Roman insists he can use a computer. For a boat anchor? #DAYS

 

Sami says when she and EJ are together they hurt each other. Yeah, especially if Sami has a gun. #DAYS

Bumbling Nimrod

Will leaves the letter for Lucas to find. He might be proud he's gay, but how does he feel about being a bumbling nimrod? #DAYS

 

John wonders what's up with Brady. His drug usage for one thing. #DAYS

 

Blubbering Maggie agrees to be strong for Melanie. Apparently what she says and what she does don't come on the same bus. #DAYS

 

 

A Concrete Person

Carrie wants advice about Rafe. I say run to him and rip his shirt off... then stuff it in your mouth and SHUT UP for God's sake. #DAYS

 

The ultrasound... Yep, it's Carrie and Austin's kid all right. Did you notice the brain hasn't developed? #DAYS

 

If Carrie were forced to watch the Caustin scenes she wouldn't worry about going through childbirth. She could just puke the baby up. #DAYS

 

Carrie tells Marlena she's a concrete person. Her brain is, anyway. #DAYS

Nobody's Property

Nicole wants to grab a couple spring rolls. Daniel walks off. If he can't grab something else, he's not playing. #DAYS

 

Lucas says he knows Sami is nobody's property.  Yeah, many guys in town share her. #DAYS

 

Lucas should learn to keep his trap shut. Accuses EJ, who turns the tables and reminds Lucas he went to jail for attempted murder. #DAYS

 

Nicole prays Melanie is found safe and sound. Yeah, because this whole ordeal is cutting into time for her and Daniel's romp-a-thons. #DAYS

If All This Goes To Hell...

Chad, I don't think Gabi is getting the message. Try holding up a cross or driving a stake through her heart to give her a clue. #DAYS

The sexual tension between Sami and EJ is so intense her fingernails have turned blue. #DAYS

Sami and EJ would have actually kissed, but NBC censors vetoed the explicit use of bare lips. #DAYS

Can't Melanie hear Andrew and Gabi shouting through that door? #DAYS

EJ says if all this goes to hell, he wants Sami to be there for the kids. If it goes to hell, you can bet Sami will be there. #DAYS

If Sami's Lips Are Moving...

EJ insists he did not kill his father.  Of course, God knows who his father is. #DAYS

 

Andrew says he doesn't want Melanie to think of him as her enemy. Just her crazed kidnapper. #DAYS

 

Chad sees it's Melanie calling. He stands there drooling on the phone instead of answering. #DAYS

 

Sami asks Will why he thinks she's making things worse. If Sami's lips are moving, things are never good. #DAYS

 

Sami's lips say she hates EJ. Her eyes say, "Roll me over in the clover." #DAYS

Making It Hard

Sami tells Lucas he's going to get it for interrupting her business call. I think that's what Lucas had in mind. #DAYS

 

If the SPD is certain EJ is the right suspect, that alone should be proof of his innocence. #DAYS

 

Lucas gives Sami a bracelet: "Here's to getting it right this time." Translation: look for things to go bad. #DAYS

 

So Sami and Lucas didn't have time to romp because of the kids, but they had time to ramble on about the bracelet? #DAYS

 

Daniel: "You're not making this easy." Nicole: "I want to make it hard." Easy or hard, they certainly didn't make it subtle. #DAYS

Playing Hard To Get

Nicole claims she's not playing hard to get.  For Nicole, playing hard to get means not sleeping with a guy until she knows his name. #DAYS

 

The calendar shows today is National Pork Day. Hence, the scenes with Carrie & Austin, Daniel & Nicole. #DAYS

 

Will is playing out of his league... his being the The League of Un-Extraordinary Gentlemen. #DAYS

 

Relationships with Ian the sleazeball, Brady the junkie... when you look up "needy" in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Madison. #DAYS

 

Coffee already? So when Carrie told Rafe, "we can't do this again," she meant "we can't do this again TODAY." #DAYS

Conniving, Home-Wrecking Wacko B*tch

Is that a new coiffure for Kate or is she just using less blue paint in her hair? #DAYS

 

Abby says Carmen doesn't know a lot of things about her. Like she can be a conniving, home-wrecking, wacko b*tch, for instance. #DAYS

 

Gabi's really taking the high road, isn't she?  All she wanted to do was ruin Melanie's life — not kidnap her. #DAYS

A Cozy Spot In Salem Cemetery

Just wondering, after all this time, what proof does EJ have that Will shot him? #DAYS

 

EJ says if Will keeps quiet, he'll give Will what he wants. That's doubtful, unless EJ is gay. #DAYS

 

If you thought that scene where Chad rescued Melanie wasn't a dream you lose your #DOOL viewing rights. #DAYS

 

Will is on the verge of trading that cozy apartment EJ gave back to him in exchange for a cozy spot in Salem Cemetery. #DAYS

The Stupid Tree

Nicole is shocked Daniel spent the night. What? Most guys just pay her and go? #DAYS

 

Oh, I see, instead of paying outright, Daniel just offers the most expensive brunch in town.  #DAYS

 

Will once again thinks he can outsmart EJ. That boy fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.  #DAYS

 

Nicole asks Daniel to define "date." In his case it's usually a medical exam followed by monkey sex. #DAYS

The Witch Hunt

Carrie says shopping with Marlena is different than with Kate. Except for when they both have to stop off and pick up their Depends. #DAYS

 

Rafe says the Governor is not one of EJ's fans. Apparently the Governor is not a female. #DAYS

 

Why didn't Carrie tell Sami about her pregnancy.  No doubt because she thought Sami would nuke just like she's doing right now. #DAYS

 

EJ passing a lie detector test is about as likely as Rafe passing an intelligence detector test. #DAYS