Bora Bora

Ben: "They'll be sticking a needle in my arm in a few hours." Maybe it's just a Coronavirus vaccination. #DAYS

I'm enjoying some of these first scenes almost as much as I enjoyed them yesterday. Almost. #DAYS

How soon before Adrienne comes back from the dead when we discover it was really Bonnie driving the car that wrecked?

Scenes we'd like to see. They wheel Ben into the death chamber, stick a needle in his arm and… oh, wait, that's probably how it WILL end today. #DAYS

I'm so glad to see Will and Sonny back together. This gives them the opportunity to take another honeymoon to Bora Bora where they can throw themselves into a volcano. #DAYS

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Loose lips sink ships, Victor. They're also a pretty good tool for revealing secrets. #DAYS

Chad and Gabi have a face-to-face. Correction Chad meets Gabi for an in-your-face. #DAYS

I'm ashamed to say if I was in Gabi's position I'd play the bone-marrow-for-charges-getting-dropped card myself. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: A Joseph Mascolo look-alike walks into the room… wearing a patch. #DAYS

Summer Goeth Before A Fall

Valerie to Eli: "You reallly tied one on last night." Hey, why should all that wedding champagne go to waste just because the wedding was in the toilet? #DAYS

Valerie: "Pride goeth before a fall." Both meteorologically and in Maggie's case, Summer goeth before a fall. #DAYS

The odds someone would suddenly remember an alcoholic blackout from over a year ago are so low they would have to improve to reach zero. #DAYS

A Fifth of Vodka

Ben: "I'm turning myself in." Ciara: "You can't do that." He already did. What do you think you'll say he can't do that and they'll let him go? #DAYS

Maggie: "Why was I sleeping in my car?" A fifth of vodka will do that to you every time. #DAYS

Gabi gets to hold another life hostage. She's getting to be an expert at that. #DAYS

Protip for Rafe and the SPD: Your own DNA is a perfect match for your own DNA.

Amphibian Brain

The never ending scene between Ben and Ciara made me feel like I was the
one on death row. #DAYS

Rafe to Ben: I was hoping you weren't a complete idiot. Pot… Kettle… #DAYS

Victor to Brady: "Kristen is still getting inside your head." Well,
there's not much else in there. #DAYS

Ben, get your ass out of there and take your amphibian brain with it. #DAYS

Ciara: Assaulting a police officer… harboring a fugitive… she might wind
up being Gabi's cellmate. #DAYS

Get Your Ass Out Of Jail

Rafe: "I'm here on official police business. How many tickets do you want to the Policeman's Ball?" #DAYS

Maggie: "I'm concerned about Arianna with both her parents in prison." Shouldn't be a problem since she's never with them anyway. She probably thinks the babysitter is her mommy. #DAYS

Will is concerned he's not going to be there for Ari. So, Will, maybe that's your cue to tell people what really happened the night of the accident and get your ass out of jail so you can care for your daughter. #DAYS

Flopping Your Boobs Around

 

Gabi's Special Day

Well, doesn't all this just spoil Gabi's special day. #DAYS

Gabi isn't doing her upcoming legal defense much good right now. Someone needs to remind her, 'you have the right to remain silent.'" #DAYS

Disgusting

 

 

Nun Of It

Sister Lani makes a habit of disrupting the marriage. She will have nun of it. #DAYS

From a closeup of new ice skates to Gabi telling Lani she's on thin ice. How do they come up with such meaningful transitions? #DAYS

This is a typical Salem wedding… sanctioned by the World Wrestling Foundation. #DAYS

Lani just took a half hour to say what a normal person could have said in five seconds. #DAYS

Valentine's Day

Eric: "Nicole and I are together." Sarah: "Xander and I are together." Together: The new word for having monkey sex. #DAYS

Ya think maybe Kayla is upset with Steveano?" #DAYS

If Steveano doesn't have a cell phone blocker in that room and the door locked he's going to lose this argument. #DAYS

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It's Valentine's Day in Salem. A day when Cupid's arrow… well, any old arrow for that matter, becomes the preferred method of murder. #DAYS

Rafe: "Luck had nothing to do with you finding happiness." Gabi: "What was it." Scheming, conniving, and deceit. #DAYS

Kristen: "Would you mind zipping me up?" Brady grabs her zipper and once again proves he doesn't know up from down. #DAYS

Even though the symbolism doesn't apply to Gabi she still wore white to her wedding. That's OK, though, because she only wore half a dress. #DAYS

A Magic Wand

Hattie: "We're locked in." Chad: "I can fix that." Hattie: "What? Do you have a magic wand in your pocket?" [Insert inappropriate penis joke here.] #DAYS

Hattie, Chad and Abby apparently are trapped in a room with windows made of unbreakable glass. #DAYS

Steveano to Kayla: "I appreciate having you patch me up." No pun intended? #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Sarah and Xander have a results reveal party with the envelope exploding black dust for negative results and white dust for positive results. #DAYS

The Flaw-Stank Redemption

If Statesville is anything like the Salem jail Ben and Clyde ought to be able to walk out the front door on a red carpet. #DAYS

John… Gina/Hope is throwing herself at you. You need to read the Guy Manual chapter, "Romp First, Ask Questions Later." #DAYS

Steveano to Marlena: "You are the bastion of goodness and light." True, except for when she's a serial killer. #DAYS

Ben and Clyde's escape plan: The Flaw-stank Redemption.

Ciara to Clyde: "You can't bust Ben out of prison. It's way too risky." Not as risky as beeing wheeled on a gurney into the death chamber. #DAYS

Really Bad Idea

 

 

Taking Things Medium-Key

Sonny: "Are you a marshmallow or whipped cream kind of guy?" Evan: "Both." There they go, stereotyping gays again. #DAYS

Eric snorts at Nicole: "Why would you let me believe you and Brady were back together?" Eric, get to a doctor and have your nose put back into joint. #DAYS`

Next on #DOOL — Lani (on phone): "I assume that no news is no news?" Theo: "Is that a trick question?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "There was a problem with my cardiologist." Gabi: "Your heart?" Julie: "No. I got the bill." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "Let's take things low-key." Brady: "Define low-key." Kristen: "No sex." Brady: "How would you feel about taking things medium-key?" #DAYS

 

 

Kristen's Tattoo

 

 

Salem City Ordinance 217-43B

Sarah's bra: $35.00

Eric's shirt: $16.95

A lock on a door: Priceless

Clark Kent Is Superman

John's death devastates Marlena… every single time he dies. Marlena's death devastates John... every single time she dies. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Roman: "How good is the cell service from Prague." Rafe: "Way better than it is here… don't forget, we have AT&T." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abby: "Do you think Steve Johnson is Stefano?" Chad: "No, but I'm really beginning to think Clark Kent is Superman." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kristen: "Thank you for walking me home, Brady. Can I get you anything? Coffee? Tea? A quickie?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "Believe me, Xander, I don't love Eric. I was just showing him my new bra." #DAYS

 

 

Just Hangin' Around