Such A Cop

Rafe tells Hope, "You are such a cop." Except for the part of her that is a cold-blooded murderer. #DAYS

 

Brady keeps having Daniel's thoughts. For Pete's sake, Brady, it was a heart transplant not a brain transplant. #DAYS

 

Ciara is really pushing hope to get it on with Rafe. I guess a few weeks is enough mourning period for her dad. #DAYS

He'll Be A Doctor In Five Years

Daniel—such a good surgeon that Jennifer can wear that dress cut down to her belly button without showing her heart transplant scar. #DAYS

 

Maggie says her not being around is something Melanie doesn't have to worry about.  Yes she does the way the show is killing people off. #DAYS

 

Parker chooses a stethoscope to take to the funeral. Appropriate, since he'll be a doctor in five years. #DAYS

No One Accidentally Goes Slumming

Phillip follows Belle around like a lost puppy but with the intentions of a hound dog on the prowl. #DAYS

 

I'm surprised Marlena didn't take pictures of Eric off to jail like you do with your kid heading for the first day of school. #DAYS

 

Belle goes off the deep end about everyone blaming her for her split with Shawn.  No one accidentally goes slumming, Belle. #DAYS

Bonnie & Clyde / Hope & Rafe

 

Sassing Mommy

Ciara gives Hope a snide answer at Hope's party tray suggestion. In my house, this was called 'sassing Mommy' & had big consequences. #DAYS

 

André survives a building implosion.  This officially counts as yet another #DOOL return from the dead. #DAYS

 

Joey comes to the party drunk. At least he's sober enough to be reading JJ's old angst-filled-teen scripts. #DAYS

Note To Self

To The Closest Hotel Room

Joey: "Mom's out of touch for a while." Patch: "There's a while and then there's a while." Patch hits the nail on the head every time." #DAYS

 

Ciara asks Rafe how he likes fishing. Rafe asks if it's a trick question. With Rafe, all questions are trick questions. #DAYS

 

Joey wants to run away with Ava... to the closest hotel room. #DAYS

MISSING!

The Gal's On Fire

 

Fashionista

André DiMera — an avant-garde fashionista.

The World's Oldest Profession

Protip for Belle and Phillip: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except on a soap opera. #DAYS

 

Belle charged her gambling losses to Phillip's room. She may call that convenience but I call it the world's oldest profession. #DAYS

 

Abby shops for houses. I suppose the house Clyde gave her and Ben is off the table. #DAYS

Hope & Ciara Have "The Talk"

 

Ties And Tough Guys And Sluts, Oh My!

 

Not Drinking The Kool-Aid

Marlena stares at Eric's picture: Her priest-turned-drunken-sot-murderer of a son. #DAYS

 

Crafty John didn't drink the tea. When it comes to this plot, I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid either. Total rewrite of John's past. #DAYS

 

Ciara walks in & Rafe acts like a teenager caught with his hand up Hope's blouse. Teenage mentality is a stretch for Rafe. #DAYS

Strip Poker

 

Do It Yourself

Eric's a do-it-yourself kinda guy.

Prurient Instincts

Belle — faithful to the end. To her prurient instincts, not her husband. #DAYS

 

Roman says they need Hope on the SPD. True — the more murders she commits the more overtime for Salem cops. #DAYS

 

Shawn tells Claire, "Sometimes love isn't enough." Belle is in a Las Vegas hotel room proving that is true. #DAYS

Good Nicole vs. Bad Nicole

 

Good Nicole

Good Nicole — Good in more ways than one.

Bad Nicole Usually Wins

Marlena had considered getting Eric out of the country. That'd work well. Just like the "Affluenza" mom who got her kid out. #DAYS

 

"Good Nicole" argues with "Bad Nicole."  Based on past experience, I'd say "Bad Nicole" usually wins." #DAYS

 

Deimos seduced Victor's fiancée 4 days before the wedding? The Guy Manual would advise Victor losing her was a lucky break. #DAYS

Murder Incorporated

Looking down on Salem Bo regrets his decision to ask Rafe to look after Hope. #DAYS

 

What should we call Hope & Rafe together? HoRa? Rope? Hafe? HoR? Or, how about just Murder Incorporated? #DAYS

 

Belle decides to go to Las Vegas with Phillip. It seems his scheme, unlike him, had legs. #DAYS

Too Many Murders To Remember

 

Picture-o-Rama

 

RAGUOC

RAGUOC – The opposite of a COUGAR – A young man on the prowl.  That would be Joey. #DAYS

 

Ava lets Joey down easy... Just like a lead balloon goes down easy. #DAYS

 

Kayla's being charged & Steve says Ava's baby is his—Their train of blissful romance heads for the canyon & the bridge has collapsed. #DAYS

Stefano Died Laughing

Parker refuses to go live with Chloe. Parker's smarter than I thought he was. #DAYS

 

Did you notice Stefano died laughing? That's because he read the Prevuze account of his death as he fell. #DAYS

 

No one in Salem locks the door when they're making whoopee but Rafe locks the conference room door to brood alone. Hmmm... #DAYS

Living Like A Monk

Marlena thinks Eric will be hard on himself. Not as hard as he was on Daniel. #DAYS

 

Marlena: "I've come to realize I don't want to live without you." Make life easier on everyone and leave her, John. #DAYS

 

Victor apologizes to Maggie: "I don't want to run the risk of causing you more pain." Or run the risk of living like a monk. #DAYS

Patch, Jr.?

 

Salem Ordinances

Rafe & Hope clean the rumpus room. Don't clean the, uh...  residue... off the couch or someone will figure something's wrong for sure. #DAYS

 

André just busts in on Chad and Abby. Salem Ordinance 20130422g prohibits the installation of locks on doors #DAYS

 

Ava drops the "baby bomb" on Patch. Salem Ordinance 20130422h prohibits the use of any birth control device. #DAYS

Chabosecond

The Prevuze Unabashed Dictionary defines "Chabosecond" as the amount of time Chad&Abby's bliss lasted until JJ & Jennifer destroyed it #DAYS

 

Stefano should have quit while he was ahead. Goes down singing "♫ Know when to hold 'em, ♪ know when to fold 'em... ♫" #DAYS

 

Phillip to Belle: "I'm not making a play; I just want to be friends." Protip for gals: That's a play. #DAYS

Slingin' Lead

Stefano taunts
And Hope slings lead
Stefano falls
Is Stefano Dead?

Un-Brainwashed

So Chad is now un-brainwashed. Does that mean he has a dirty mind? #DAYS

 

Steve assures Kayla everything will be OK. Probably so... unless you're Daniel. #DAYS

 

Belle tells Phillip everything. If the woman were any dumber they'd have to water her. #DAYS

Daniel's Last Mile

 

God's In Big Trouble

Abby manipulates Chad by accusing Stefano and André of manipulating him... and, of course, there's the baby thing she hit him with. #DAYS

 

Uh oh. Nicole is ticked off at God. God's in big trouble. #DAYS

 

Remember when the #DAYS staff wished us a happy new year? With all this death & mayhem gotta ask exactly what they meant by "happy."

Danny We Hardly Knew Ye

 

Two Recipients One Donor

One more syrupy teat-filled one-sided bedside conversation and I'm hurling. #DAYS

 

Two recipients, one donor, all "family," tear-filled goodbyes, who's the daddy story—this is soapier than a flooded carwash. #DAYS

 

What's the deal with the kids having a New Year's Eve party when New Year's Eve is long gone? Oh, I get it—They SORASed New Year's Eve #DAYS

They Deserve Each Other

Won't they just be the world's best parents?

The Molten Core Of The Earth

Chad says lying is beneath Abby. No, the only thing beneath Abby is the molten core of the earth. #DAYS

 

It's hard to tell the victims apart.  Their faces all look like something that comes out of a meat processing plant. #DAYS

 

JJ says when he saw Gabi all he thought was, "I'll walk out with her." I'll bet that's not all he was thinking. #DAYS

Reminiscing

 

Hard To Keep Track Of

With Abby it's not obsessive–compulsive disorder; it's just hard to keep track of.

Twenty-SEXteen

 

Jennifer's Nightmare