The 21st Century Enoch

Chad knew he wasn't going to get any before he even asked.  I would have messed up Abby's hair-do. #DAYS

Why do they keep hanging on to the idea Stefano is alive? The Bible says Enoch never died. Maybe Stefano is the Enoch of the 21st Century. #DAYS

Ciara needs a good spanking. #DAYS

Paul, Sonny and Will. Mr. Auck meets Mr. Ward. #DAYS

OMG! Brady thinking evil thoughts instead of saying them as Eve walks in.  Isn't that against the law in Salem? #DAYS

Two Out Of Three Ani't Bad

Let's see. If Abe reinstates Hope will she go back to being
commissioner? Or Rafe? Could be interesting. #DAYS

Tripp tells Claire the boss wants her at work. Claire says boss is
surprised to see her at work. Tripp tells her he lied to be alone with
her. Well-played, Tripp… NOT. #DAYS

So Rafe steps down for Hope to go back to being Commish. Abe Hopes they
can all put it behind them. Two out of three ain't bad. #DAYS

When Theo gets back on his feet, he and Tripp should duke it out. The
loser gets Claire. #DAYS

Other Kids

Is there any chance Ciara and Claire could kill each other in this
fight? #DAYS

Ciara: "I have the right to tell Theo I love him. What he does with that
information is up to him." What he might do with it is decide to become
a priest. #DAYS

Eric says Jennifer is an amazing mom. She must have other kids
somewhere. #DAYS

A Roll In The Hay

Such great news. Theo is back. And his prison sentence for attempted breaking and entering should be short. #DAYS

Eli rips everything off the bed. Now some poor low-paid stage hand has to re-make it. #DAYS

Kate: "What you did for me is very special." Andre: "So is a roll in the hay." #DAYS

A Cheap Two-Night-Stand

 

 

Fight Fire With Fire

 

 

The Big Misunderstanding

The big misunderstanding: Eli and Lani think JJ and Gabi are sleeping together. Just think of the laughs we'll have about this later… assuming Eli doesn't kill JJ before then. #DAYS

Lani: "When you were kissing me I forgot all about JJ and Gabi." I'm pretty sure that's not what was on Eli's mind either. #DAYS

JJ's Letter to Santa

Suicidal JJ gets his affairs in order.

Neutral Corners

When Gabi thought about committing suicide she says she thought about
all she would miss: her family… her friends… a stretch in prison. #DAYS

Ciara toys with Rafe like a cat toys with a mouse. #DAYS

Belle and Hope step into the fight and drag their obnoxious daughters to
neutral corners. #DAYS

The Cedar Park Magnum Force

No, JJ! You have so much to live for.  You're a southpaw. Think of the
tennis or baseball career you could have. #DAYS

Jack counsels JJ on suicide: "Take an elevator ride with Abby. You'll be
glad to go just to get away from her whimpering and the drop is a bigger
thrill than the Cedar Park Magnum Force." #DAYS

Rinse And Repeat

Two things that are missing from this fight between Kate and Eve:
Bikinis and about three inches of mud on the floor. #DAYS

What to get Brady for Christmas? How about his own Jack Daniels
distillery?" #DAYS

So Gabi scored a Cabbage Patch Doll for Arianna? That's unbelievable if
this were 1985. #DAYS

Paul's chasing Sonny. Sonny's chasing Will. Will's chasing Paul. Rinse
and repeat. #DAYS

Protip

Protip for Kate: Loose lips sink ships. #DAYS

It kind of looked like Abe was going to turn into the Incredible Hulk after he heard the commission's decision. #DAYS

Hope: "What's the matter, Ciara? Is it something I've done?" It's more like something Rafe has done. Uh, make that someone Rafe has done. #DAYS

At least Kate isn't hemming, hawing and trying to squirm her way out of this. #DAYS

The Sami Brady Express

The "Sami Brady Express" may turn out to be the most expensive ride Rafe ever had when Hope finds out.

Kidnapping, Dungeons, Ropes And Chains

Will: "You can't make someone fall in love with you, Sonny." Huh? Of course you can. What do you think kidnapping, dungeons, ropes and chains are for? #DAYS

Rafe to Ciara: "I'll always have your mother's back." Except for the other night when he had Sami's. #DAYS

I"m guessing Ciara wouldn't have a hard time getting those motorcycle keys back from Rafe right now. #DAYS

Every time an outsider walks into the DiMera study and someone asks, "How did you get in here..." take a drink. #DAYS

Badass vs. Good Ass

 

 

Honest And Open

Take a drink every time Hope says, "Honest and open." #DAYS

Eve, who slept with JJ, talks to Gabi, who slept with JJ, about Paige,
who slept with JJ. Just an observation. #DAYS

Will notices Sami is wearing a different ring.  To bad for Sami he has
his memory back now. #DAYS

The Twelfth of Never

Dang. I wanted the kid playing Thomas to hurl that Christmas bulb and
shatter it into a thousand pieces.  #DAYS

Sami, there's an easy way out of this. Say Rafe showed you the ring, you
tried it on and now it won't come off. #DAYS

JJ: "I shot an innocent man." Eric: "I killed my best friend." Eric wins
the "pity me" contest. #DAYS

Hope wants to set a date for the wedding. How about, in the words of
Johnny Mathis, The Twelfth of Never? #DAYS

A Fool And His Cell Phone Are Soon Parted

 

Smartphones are great devices but they aren't foolproof. Seen here is a fool proving that. #DAYS

The Calm Before The Storm

Hope to Rafe: "Right now I'm more in love with you than ever." Translation: The calm before the storm. #DAYS

There is a greater chance of two people bumping into each other in the Horton Town Square than particles in the Hadron Collider. #DAYS

According to Sami, the most important thing to her is keeping her kids safe and happy… and with a babysitter. #DAYS

Can't Take It Anymore

Sami can't take it anymore. Neither can I.

 

Denial-aholic

"Hi — I'm Brady and I'm a denial-aholic."

A Big Scarlet "A"

Here's the thing, Sami. Lucas is a drunk. All the lecturing in the world
won't get him to straighten out until he decides on his own he wants to
straighten out. #DAYS

Sounds like Vic won't be satisfied until Will is required to walk around
wearing a big scarlet "A" on his shirt. #DAYS

AWK-WARD

Kayla asks Kate: "What do you need to be forgiven for." We don't have
time for that. It's only an hour-long show. #DAYS

Paul, Will, Sonny: AWK-WARD. #DAYS

Eric reaches out to Sami. Sami bites his head off… but only because Ben
wasn't around to strangle him. #DAYS

Eric to Sami: "There's a part of Will that knows you did what you did
out of love." And that part wouldn't be his throat or lungs. #DAYS

Hope Who?

HallowThanksMas

Eric says it's a bit early for Christmas ornaments.  Where has he been?
Doesn't he know Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas are now the same
holiday. #HallowThanksMas #DAYS

Rafe, just tell Hope you were busy last night; it's the truth because
you and Sami definitely got busy. #DAYS

It's a good thing Hope stopped Rafe from saying something about his
night of monkey sex with Sami. Doing something that dumb would have
taken his last IQ point. #DAYS

Hope says she would never ask Rafe to stop caring about the people in
his life. He really cared about Sami last night. #DAYS

Rafe's Adventurous Day

 

 

Scenes We'd Like To See

Scenes we'd like to see: Hope gets curious and flings open the bathroom
door because she hears someone whimpering inside. #DAYS

Belle tries to get Will to recognize her: "You don't have a clue, do
you?" That makes both of them. #DAYS

If Rafe comes out of the bathroom it will be a bigger surprise than when
Will came out of the closet. #DAYS

It's a damn shame Hope didn't need to use the bathroom. #DAYS

Sami And Rafe Make Santa's "Naughty" List

 

 

Sami And Rafe's Excellent Adventure To Hades

There once was a gal — Sami Brady,
She wasn't exactly a lady,
Rafe kissed her lips,
Then grabbed her bare hips,
What they did next will send them to Hades.

That Ship Has Sailed

Let's recap the last hour of Rafe's life: "Goodbye, Hope — Helllooooooo,
Sami." #DAYS

Rafe to Sami: "I'm here for you." It's starting to look like that's not
all he's there for. #DAYS

Hope texts Rafe. Sorry, Hope Rafe is busy… really busy. #DAYS

Sami seems to have something to take Rafe's mind off his problems.  A
couple of things, as a matter of fact. #DAYS

Rafe and Sami find clothing to be an unnecessary burden in their already
overburdened lives. #DAYS

Rafe can't contain his despair over losing Hope. Sami can't contain her
despair over losing Will.  In fact it looks to me like they can't
contain themselves at all. #DAYS

Sami to Rafe: "You can stay here platonicly." That ship has sailed. #DAYS

Paradise Lost

Looks like the #DOOL writers gave this relationship enough "Rope" to hang itself. #DAYS

 

Selfish Women

Sami to Rafe: "You wanna know why I'm such a mess?" You're Sami Brady… 'nuff said. #DAYS

Rafe: "Hope isn't Commissioner any more… She's not my fiancée, either." Man, these selfish women really get nasty when you take their job. #DAYS

A massive crowd of twelve congregates to rally for Theo. #DAYS

A Black Hole Of Poor Judgement

Sami and Rafe join together creating enough critical mass to form a black hole of poor-judgement. #DAYS

 

All Choked Up

Well, now we know how Will feels about being back with his family in Salem. He's all choked up. #DAYS

Hope: "I don't want to get married." Cheer up, Rafe. A lot of guys dream of hearing those words. #DAYS

Kate makes a rare tactical error by telling Andre but its impact is trumped by Sami, the Queen of Dumb Moves, making her dumbest move ever by having Ben strangle Will. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate: “Are you going to turn me in to the police?” Andre: “Why don’t we go upstairs and discuss that while you remove your clothes?” #DAYS

Sami to Ben: "YOU WIMPED OUT!" Hey, Sami, how about if we have Ben strangle you for about five minutes and see if you want him to wimp out with that? #DAYS