Crocodile Dumbdee

Patch looks like Crocodile Dumbdee. #DAYS

 

Patch: "This year, the dead are gonna stay dead." That would break the laws of time and space in Salem. #DAYS

 

Ben wants Rolf to bring Serena and Paige back to life. Seems like those bodies would be a bit ripe by now. #DAYS

 

Kayla: "Nobody can take life for granted." Except in Salem where people come back from the dead over and over again. #DAYS

 

Happy Halloween

 

 

Suspicious Minds

Add candy corn thief to Abby's long list of crimes. #DAYS

 

Elvis walks in. The gang has suspicious minds—Don't be cruel, Elvis, they're all shook up and Don't mind Sami—she's just a hard-headed woman #DAYS

 

Hey, Eve… wasn't Deimos a little old for you? It's been years since he was a teenager. #DAYS

 

All Shook Up

When the gang sees who just walked in they get... all shook up.

 

Graceland

The crew heads for Memphis. Maybe Will just got lost while touring
Graceland. #DAYS

Eric grapples to open a first aid kit. He's been with Nicole. I hope
there's penicillin in there. #DAYS

Eric: "I'll pray for Brady and the dark place he's in." I think you had
a lot to do with putting him there, Eric. #DAYS

A Piece Of...

 

 

Best Sex Ever

 

 

The Salem Town Motto

If I were Kate I'd tell Jennifer to take a long walk off a short pier. #DAYS

 

Chloe to Brady: "Nicole left town. What happened?" Nicole and Eric happened. #DAYS

 

After a record-setting string of failed loves, Brady BEGINS to see a pattern. #DAYS

 

Roman: "SAMI DID WHAT?" That's the Salem town motto, isn't it?" #DAYS

 

A Tight Dress And High Heels

So it looks like Bonnie outran Brady in a tight dress and high heels. Just asking: Why was Brady in a tight dress and high heels? #DAYS

 

It would take about five minutes to prove who Adrienne is. Everyone in the room is as dense as a neutron star. #DAYS

 

WTF Moments

Sheila stands in the background watching her accounts receivable ledger
get shifted to a bad debts account. #DAYS

Adrienne (on phone): "Lucas. It's me! It's Adrienne!" Lucas has yet
another WTF moment in a life already full of WTF moments. #DAYS

Rolf commits suicide. It's understandable when you're in the presence of
both Hope and Sami. #DAYS

Bonnie & Clyde

Just imagine the fun we could have if the writers paired this couple. #DAYS

 

My Cat Figured It Out

Jennifer: "What happened here?" It was the worst thing imaginable: Eric destroyed a perfectly good birthday cake. #DAYS

Hope: "We're going to have a long talk." Rolf refuses — followed by a long talk. #DAYS

Sami Brady and a gun. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Not that it took Patch long enough to figure out "Adrienne" is Bonnie, but my cat figured it out days ago. #DAYS

The North-South Korea Demilitarized Zone

Nicole and Brady meet in "neutral territory." More tension filled than the North-South Korea Demilitarized Zone. #DAYS

 

What would any self-respecting soap opera be without a mad scientist? #DAYS

 

If 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, then Brady has lived better over and over again. #DAYS

His Reputation Precedes Him

 

 

Sami's Lips

Sami's lips: a guy-magnet. Sami: a magnet for trouble

 

Prickly

 

 

No Boundaries

Claire to Theo: "Everything will be perfect." Translation: Nuclear disaster ahead. #DAYS

 

Sami's lips know no boundaries. #DAYS

 

"Adrienne's" Journey: Lucas → Justin → Victor → To infinity and beyond… #DAYS

 

See Ya Later, Alligator

Are you sure it wasn't, "After awhile, crocodile?"

Impulsive Nut Job

Patch: "We've got nothing to hide." Well, except for his eye. #DAYS

 

Marlena to Sami: "I feel like I just held you in my arms a few weeks ago." She was SORASed but not that much. #DAYS

 

Sami: "I'm going to kill Adrienne." Ah, Sami … still the impulsive nut job we've all come to know so well. #DAYS

 

1.000 Ways

Nicole, you should have quit while you were ahead and walked out BEFORE Brady issued his ultimatum. #DAYS

 

Arianna woke up with some 4-year-old questions. I'm sure Gabi was capable of giving her 4-year-old answers. #DAYS

 

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned… except for a Brady Black scorned. #DAYS

 

There are 1,000 ways Nicole could call Brady's bluff, but the show is going for the  "Plotline With The Most Holes" Emmy. #DAYS

 

Ho-Bag

 

 

The Town Pump

 

 

Oak Island Treasure

 

 

Hell Freezes Over

Chloe vs. Julie. The irresistible force meets the immovable object. #DAYS

 

OMG! Nicole tells the truth. Hell freezes over. #DAYS

 

Geez, Brady, any self-respecting guy would dump Nicole at the curb in a container labeled "biological waste." #DAYS

 

Brady: "Nicole, I deserve someone better than you." Which, frankly, would be anyone. #DAYS

 

My Pole Hasn't Had Any Action In Years

 

 

Hattie: Ya Gotta Love Her

 

 

In Some Alternate Universe

Roman: "This is all starting to make some sense." In some alternate universe, maybe. #DAYS

 

Brady to Victor: "Why are you so hard on Nicole?" Yeah, Vic, why? I mean, she only tried to kill you one time. #DAYS

 

Nicole: "How will I tell Brady?" Geez, Nicole, don't you have your cheating protocol worked out after all these years?" #DAYS

 

Nicole's Medical Emergency

To Nicole the truth is a lump of clay to be molded exactly the way she wants.

 

Suffocated

Salem residents are shocked and dismayed upon discovering Chad and Abby have suffocated in bed on their wedding night.

 

Crossing Over To Eric

With Nicole moving on & Sonny wanting control of Titan, Brady could pack up and go back to the hardware store he started in Canada. #DAYS

 

So every law enforcement organization on earth is looking for Clyde but Sonny thinks Kate can find him? #DAYS

 

The Nicole and Eric thing is getting a bit melodramatic. And notice it is, in fact, a dark and stormy night. #DAYS

 

John: "Did your disagreement with Nicole cross over to Eric?" I don't know about the disagreement but Nicole is crossing over to Eric." #DAYS

 

Makeup Sex

 

 

Nicole's Bedpost

Actually, I'm surprised Nicole's bedpost hasn't disintegrated into a
pile of sawdust.

Kiri-Ruckus

Claire: "Typical Salem wedding… crashed by an escaped murderer." AND the
announcement of another Salemite back from the dead. #DAYS

Sonny vs. Brady: A Kiri-ruckus. #DAYS

Ben: "I killed three people." Clyde: "You only killed two." Oh, that
makes Ben SO much better." #DAYS

Challenges

Chad encounters the first of many challenges of being Abigail's husband. #DAYS

 

Rewriting History Again

Vic: "When you get what you want in life, stop feeling guilty about how
you got it." Mainly he inherited it from granddaddy. #DAYS

Nicole: "Brady knows Eric has feelings for me?" Actually, the only
person who doesn't know is Nicole. #DAYS

Marlena: "How is it possible Will is alive?" #DOOL writers rewriting
history again. It's their specialty. #DAYS

The Mystery Box

Oh, whatever could be in the mystery box? Schrödinger's love letters?

Shovel Ready Project

Gabi: "Why would Ben say Will is alive?" Aside from the fact everyone
comes back to life in salem it has something to do with ratings. #DAYS

BULLETIN: The federal government has officially declared Will's
exhumation to be a "shovel-ready project." #DAYS

Health protip: Coffee doesn't sober you up… it makes you an awake drunk.
#DAYS

Gabi can't stand Ben.  She would, in fact, hate all murderers except
for… you know… her past. #DAYS

Drinking Game: Take a drink every time Lucas or Brady does. Then you'll
get to meet them both at your first AA meeting. #DAYS

Bridled Sex

 

 

Who Gives A Crap?

Lani: "I wish I was dancing at your reception now." Paul: "I wish the Chippendales were dancing at my reception now." #DAYS

Ben: "Paige is worm food." OMG! Who stole the chowdah recipe? #DAYS

A standing ovation for Hope at the station. Is my TV color a bit off or are all those noses brown?" #DAYS

Abigail and Chad's wedding is A)Off B)On C)Ruined D)Already the longest wedding in history E)Who gives a crap? #DAYS

Father Louis: "If anyone knows just cause this couple shouldn't marry, speak now." Thomas wails. I'm with you, Thomas. #DAYS

I lost track. Was JJ suspended for threatening to kill Ben or for wearing that ugly suit? #DAYS

Bible Revisions: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Next, Abigail and Chad's wedding started…" #DAYS

May The Best MAN Win

Bayview: Great at keeping patients locked up who don't belong there. Not so much for keeping patients who do belong there. #DAYS

Ben: "I want Chad to suffer the way Will did." Chad is with Abby. Isn't that the ultimate in suffering? #DAYS

Abe: "I need to appoint a Commissioner." Rafe: "May the best MAN win."

Paul: "Sonny, do not let Ben steal your happiness." Translation: "Sonny, do not let Ben steal my happiness." #DAYS