On The Same Paige

Allie: "I don't know if I can do this." You don't really have an alternative, kid. #DAYS

Claire thinks the kidnapper must've been Eve. Ciara agrees. I guess you could say they're on the same Paige. #DAYS

As Bare As The Cupboards

Nicole: "I think I really like being married." That's why she does it over and over again." #DAYS

Allie: "Could I get some food?" Nicole: "Our cupboards are bare." If Allie would have walked in two minutes later, the honeymooners would have been as bare as the cupboards. #DAYS

 

 

Vaporized

The bomb was an exciting ending to the wedding but nothing compares to
Shawn flying through a church window on his motorcycle to spice things
up. #DAYS

Chaos reigns in Salem… and that was before a bomb went off at the
wedding. #DAYS

Will to Allie: "You are a very wise young woman." …who isn't wise enough
to use birth control. #DAYS

Ciara: "Where could Ben possibly be?" Vaporized? #DAYS

Think about it, Ciara. Claire couldn't replace the battery in her cell
phone, let alone build a sophisticated bomb. #DAYS

Allie: "It was a beautiful wedding except for what happened at the end."
I'm so glad she qualified that. I would never have noticed that a major
explosion spoiled things. #DAYS

She Bombed

Jake: "The wedding will be a blast." Nostradamus couldn't have said it
better. #DAYS

Lani: "Allie is the maid-of-honor? What happened to Claire?" Perhaps one
could say she bombed. #DAYS

Julie: "True love is never wrong." No, but sometimes stories about true
love go on too long. #DAYS

Remind me never to go to a wedding in Salem. #DAYS

I Knew I Had To Throw Up

Vivian is dead and Jordan is alive – so to speak. Who knows? You just
can't trust this show. #DAYS

Ciara: "When I woke up this morning and lifted my head from the pillow I
knew I had to throw up." The same thing happened to me when I saw a
spinning hourglass. #DAYS

For Ciara's wedding
Something old…
Something new…
Something borrowed…
A little vomit, too. #Days

Julie: "You may kiss the bride." Doug leans in for a kiss. Julie: "NO! I
have to keep practicing." Hey, Doug's 95. He has to keep practicing,
too. #DAYS

Sarah: "Who am I to stand in the way of a wedding?" Well, you stood in
the way of your own. #DAYS

So the hooker Xander hooked up with wasn't a hooker? COP OUT! #DAYS

It Takes A Village

Hillary Clinton urges the entire town of Salem to adopt Allie's baby:
"People... how many times do I have to tell you — it takes a village." #DAYS

Ciara want's Claire to pinky swear she's not the cause of the recurring
wedding disasters. Well, that'll hold up in court. In fact let's just
replace pinky swearing with that placing your hand on the Bible thing."
#DAYS

Claire, Ciara, and Allie on a girls' night out. What could go wrong? #DAYS

Get A Grip

Eric: "Allie is not thinking straight." Apparently it's hereditary. #DAYS

Get a grip, Gabi. You and Stefan would probably be divorced by now anyway." #DAYS

He Took Her Ruby

Lucas texts Allie: "Call me ASAP." If you insist. You're A SAP. #DAYS

Ivan: "Stefano DiMera abandoned Vivian after he took her ruby." Jake:
"Please tell me that's not a euphemism." Best line of the day. #DAYS

Allie: "I'm not going to raise this baby." Well, the day has certainly
been full of surprises for Sami, hasn't it?" #DAYS

Talk Less

Steve: "Don't you want to get out of that dress?" Kayla looks shocked.
What did she think he wanted to do in that room, clean the mold out of
the mini-bar? #DAYS

Nicole says Eric is the man of her dreams… du jour. #DAYS

I think kite is higher than a Kate. #DAYS

Scenes We'd Like To See: Holly scatters petals as she walks down the
aisle. The SPD arrests her for littering. #DAYS

Abe says the Pub is a hallowed place. Yeah, it's a regular gin joint
Sanctorum. #DAYS

As this wedding drags on it's bringing to mind the scene in Hamilton
where Aaron Burr tells Hamilton to "talk less." #DAYS

Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am

Only at the SPD could Kate even hint she had a gun in her purse. Of course since it is, in fact, the SPD, it's quite believable. #DAYS

Jake insists he wasn't using Gewn as he gives her the "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" act. #DAYS

Chad to Jack & Jen: "You have a newspaper to run." Into the ground given the amount of time they spend there. #DAYS

What's Sami Going To Say?

Justin thinks he's with Adrienne. He had to know that was Bonnie. I
mean, come on, he's in the show, but does he ever pay attention to it? #DAYS

Lucas: "What's Sami going to say when she finds out her ex-husband is
raising her daughter's child." She could say things like this happen in
Salem every day. #DAYS

Weenie

If the hooker who walked into Xander's room yesterday turns out to be a
masseuse or something else I'm calling COP OUT on the writers who, on
occasion water #DOOL down to the level of a junior high school play. #DAYS

Victor: "Between the two of them the bride and groom have had about six
marriages." If I didn't know whom he was talking about Vic would have to
narrow that down more since that applies to most brides and grooms in
Salem. #DAYS

Justin is a weenie. #DAYS

Justin and Kayla's wedding has taken longer than most people in Salem
stay married. #DAYS

A Big Kiriakis Honorarium

There is no one to marry Kayla and Justin? Julie? A Justice of the peace? A priest with nothing to do that wouldn't be too proud to accept a big Kiriakis honorarium? #DAYS

Three clicks and Will is officially ordained. I'm sure his commitment to his calling is completely sincere. #DAYS

Someone's Sump Pump

Claire: "In Salem you'd be surprised how many people come back from the dead." It would be easier to make a list of those who don't. #DAYS

If Jake is Stefan, what did Julie get for a heart transplant, someone's sump pump? #DAYS

Ciara begs Ben: "Do it for me… Do it for me…" Translation: "Do it if you want to ever get laid again." #DAYS

The next words out of Jake's mouth should be "We should probably get another DNA test." #DAYS

Keep It Short

This show is getting so dull I actually find myself hoping they break in
with a Covid-19 update. #DAYS

Marlena: "I believe the person officiating should be completely honest."
I believe the person officiating should keep it short. #DAYS

Julie: "This is not going to be about she-who-can't-be-mentioned." When
Julie is around it's usually about Julie. #DAYS

This thing has drug on so much I was hoping Julie's poem would be
"Fleas" by Ogden Nash: Adam had 'em. #DAYS