A Rebound Thing

Nicole wonders if Allie and Chanel could just be a rebound thing. They not only rebounded, they both joined the other team. #DAYS

Nicole: "I'm not judging you…" And her next word is… wait for it… BUT! Happens every time, especially in Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — T.R.: "I want to prove myself through my actions." Lpaulina: "You are… proving yourself to be an annoying nuisance." #DAYS

LALALALALALALALALALA

Ben wants Clyde to get a job. There are plenty available. I'd like to have Clyde as my waitress at IHOP. #DAYS

As Leo rambles on, Chloe covers her ears, "LALALALALALALALALALA." She sounds like me watching Rafe and Nicole in the shower. #DAYS

Marlena to Craig: "You're enjoying firing me, aren't you?" He's having a gay old time, so to speak. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Clyde: "Would you mind if I take this phone call in private?" Ben: "Would you mind getting your own apartment?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Clyde: "What are the chances of you hiring me?" Roman: "About the same as the sun exploding in the next five minutes." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Craig: "If I can't get a job they will throw me right back in Statesville. Do you think that's fair?" Roman: "Not unless they throw away the key." #DAYS

You Will-Smithed My Ass Too Hard

I for one think Anna and Sarah should settle things in a mud wrestling match. #DAYS

Brady and Chloe go at it on the couch. Chloe: "What if your mom or dad want a little snack and walk in on us." I don't know about Marlena or John but Brady definitely wants a little snack. #DAYS

Chloe and Brady: Chadus Interruptus

Next on #DOOL — Nicole and Rafe step out of the shower. Rafe: "God, that was great." Nicole: "I don't think what we did had anything to do with God." Rafe: "Well I, for one, was in heaven." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole and Rafe step out of the shower. Nicole: "Well, what we did in there was nice. We'll have to try it in bed sometime." Rafe: "No… I would never want to take a shower in bed." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Rafe: "Why are you upset with me?" Nicole: "When we were in the shower you Will-Smithed my ass a little too hard." #DAYS

The Package

Next on #DOOL –  Leo: "Craig should be Chief of Staff. He really has the package,"  Seth: "I'm sure he is a great administrator." Leo: "I wasn't talking about his administrative skills." #DAYS

Leo: "Craig increased hospital profits by 200%." Seth: "That's a pretty cute trick since we're supposed to be a non-profit organization." #DAYS

Trojans

Sarah, or whomever she is wins today's Miss Popularity contest in Salem… with dissenting votes from Anna and Gwen. #DAYS

Kayla: "The drug did far more damage to Sarah's brain than Abigail's." Stands to reason. Abby had less of a brain to damage in the first place. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gwen: "You have a package. Did you bring me a little present?" Xander: "You bet I did." Gwen: "What?" Xander: "Trojans." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah: "If I can't be with Tony, I will lose my mind." Maggie: "That ship has sailed." #DAYS

A Sex Toy

Jake (on phone): "Come on, Gabi. Why isn't she picking up?" Because she herself is being picked up… so to speak. #DAYS

DevilJohn: "That kiss wasn't about business." I call BS. It was funny business. #DAYS

EJ threatens to rat on Clyde to the parole board. Way to telegraph your pitches, EJ. #DAYS

An unlocked door is considered a sex toy in Salem. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "Are you saying Belle is possessed?" Johnny: "WAS possessed." Gabi: "So who is possessed now?" Johnny: "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and means…" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "You wanted me in the boardroom, not the bedroom." Gabi: "So? The boardroom has a conference table." #DAYS

A Sex Toy

Jake (on phone): "Come on, Gabi. Why isn't she picking up?" Because she herself is being picked up… so to speak. #DAYS    DevilJohn: "That kiss wasn't about business." I call BS. It was funny business. #DAYS    EJ threatens to rat on Clyde to the parole board. Way to telegraph your pitches, EJ. #DAYS    An unlocked door is considered a sex toy in Salem. #DAYS    Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "Are you saying Belle is possessed?" Johnny: "WAS possessed." Gabi: "So who is possessed now?" Johnny: "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and means…" #DAYS    Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "You wanted me in the boardroom, not the bedroom." Gabi: "So? The boardroom has a conference table." #DAYS    

The Twin Towers

EJ to Susan: "So you think I can get a new trial because my attorney was possessed by the Devil?" In most US jurisdictions you'll find that tactic is ineffective. In Salem, however, it's a standard part of many defense strategies. #DAYS

If Ciara's skirt was any shorter we might be able to see her baby. #DAYS

Susan to Clyde: "You are a bad, bad, bad man." Susan to EJ: "Stay away from Clyde… far, far, far away." One should always take heed when Susan gives anything triple emphasis. #DAYS

Gabi leans forward to give Johnny a better view of the twin towers: "What is it that you really want?" Seriously, Gabi? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Gabi: "I'm very secure in this position because I have Johnny." Kate: "You're secure right now because you have a vagina Johnny wants." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I have to tell the truth about EJ." Kate: "You'll be guilty of perjury. You'll go to prison. A man can't be happy if he's separated from his wife." Chad: "He can if his wife is Abby." #DAYS

Leo Runs Out Of K-Y

Brady: "I hope you don't think I was coming on to you." This is tedious. Any normal guy would have ripped her clothes off and nailed her to the couch by now. #DAYS

Get with the program, Chad. If Craig can turn gay, so can you. #DAYS

Marlena: "Belle is my daughter. There is no way I would leave her at a time like this." Just wondering… what if it was Sami? #DAYS

Leo: "I am a people person." Maybe – if you mean the people who are  locked up at Statesville. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Things go awry for Chad when Leo runs out of K-Y. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kayla: "For every pot there is a lid." Steve: "Yes, and Leo has flipped his." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "You want me to have sex with Leo?" Will: "Don't worry. Your virtue is safe with us." Chad: "I'm not worried about my virtue. I'm worried about the part of my body that's still a virgin and I want it to stay that way." #DAYS

Kayla: "I didn't mean to sound imperious." Abby: "Oh, you didn't. You did, however sound a little overbearing and arrogant." #DAYS

Maidenform

Protip for all #DOOL viewers. If every single person in town starts calling you by a different name and you keep insisting you're not that person, you might want to sneak a peek at your birth certificate just to make sure. #DAYS

TR: "You made the right decision, Beth. You won't regret this." Translation: "You made the wrong decision. You will regret this." #DAYS

My 1996 Honda Civic broke a crankshaft and didn't shake like Eli's bed. #DAYS

Julie: "How's my grandson?" Lani: "He's about the same, but his bed had a seizure." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abe: "Eli has everything to live for." Lani: "Right, but a bullet in his brain has veto power over that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Anna: "The way Sarah was acting was I supposed to just grin and bear it?" Tony: "You can bare it any time you want and you don't even have to grin." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Julie: "How's Lani holding up?" Abe: "Maidenform." #DAYS

Transference

Will to Allie: "You really nailed this donut recipe." Yeah, she also nailed Chanel. #DAYS

I don't know about Belle, Marlena, Doug, Johnny, or Susan, but the people who write this stuff are definitely possessed. #DAYS

Oh yeah, TR shoots Eli and as Eli lays unconscious and bleeding on the ground R screwams at him, "Look what you did." I believe the shrinks call this "transference." #DAYS

Are we all enjoying the preachy scenes with Will and Allie today? #DAYS

I think TR's relationship with his daughter and her family is about to become strained. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "I have feelings for Chanel." Will: "So are you saying you are LGBTQ?" Allie: "No. I'm saying I have the hots for Chanel." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Beth: "I am here at the police station to talk about a man they are investigating." Lani: "Who is that?" Beth: "I call him TR Coates." Lani: "I call him Daddy." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "If we're both gay then why are we not attracted to each other?" Will: "I think there is still something you don't understand about being gay. And also something you don't understand about being brother and sister." #DAYS

Will: "Give your brain a rest." Allie: "I've been doing that for 25 years." #DAYS

The Bats In Susan's Belfry

TR in his winter coat and Chanel in her sleeveless sundress. One of them is wrong. #DAYS

Has anyone in Salem considered the fact that the bats in Susan's belfry are off their rocker? #DAYS

Given the number of sales Allie and Chanel have made, my guess is that Warren Buffet couldn't turn that company around. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Satan/Johnny: "If I take a hot property and water it down, what do you think will happen?" Will: "It will become a cool property?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Allie: "Am I gay?" Will: "If you are, then Mom is at least two for four." #DAYS

Batting For The Other Team

Here's a question that appears on the Prevuze Mensa test: What is Leo Stark's real name? (No fair Googling...) #DAYS

Will and Sonny give Craig the third degree while Leo gives Brady and Chloe the third degree. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bonnie: "I once went out with a guy who was batting for the other team." Nancy: "NOT THE WHITE SOX!" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Bommie: "Craig is gay? What are you two going to do now?" Nancy: "Well, we're sure not going to use those condoms I found in his suitcase." #DAYS

Will Cops A Feel

John: "Forever is a long time." I gotta say, you can't put anything past John. #DAYS

Sonny walks in and sees Bonnie nude. If he wasn't already that would have instantly turned him gay. #DAYS

There have been lots of incidents in this episode where someone walks in on people who are undressed. Private rooms and locked doors, both of which seem to be illegal in Salem, usually prevent this.." #DAYS

Lots of characters in this episode are walking in on people in various states of undress. #DAYS

Scenes We'd Like to See: Will walks into the pub and Brady rushes up and hugs him. Will cops a feel. #DAYS

Justin: "Maybe we could pick things up where they left off when you were naked." Adrienne: "No… the mood is broken." Typical woman response. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Brady: "I understand Kristen swore up and down she had nothing to do with framing me for Phillip's death." John: "The only thing I can believe about that is Kristen swearing." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Will: "This film is your life story." Marlena: "Well, my life is more than a story of possession." Will: "I know. It seems to be a story of multiple possessions." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "I need a good lawyer." Justin: "You want me to be your lawyer?" Marlena: "Heavens, no. I thought you could recommend one." #DAYS

B. L. Zeebub

Johnny/Satan: "I know the DiMera family has more sinners than saints." Huh? Who's the saint? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Johnny: "If you don't think I'm Johnny DiMera, who do you think I am?" Susan: "Mr. B. L. Zeebub." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I will take back what's mine and then you can go to hell." Johnny/Satan: "Been there, done that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Nicole; "It's wonderful if you love someone and they love you back." Allie: "I've heard a lot of guys say they love your back." #DAYS

Downside-Up

Next on #DOOL — Sarah/Renee: "I'm going to hire Don Craig. He's the best lawyer in town." Xander: "The best lawyer in Salem? You mean he actually passed the Bar Exam?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Xander (on phone): "I'm not giving up until I bring Sarah back to reality." Jack: "SpaceX will land on Mars before that happens." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — EJ: Belle! You're a sight for sore eyes." Belle: "Maybe to you but that's not what people say when their eyes clear up.." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL —: "Johnny/Satan: "Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" Jake: "I sure have. I've danced with Gabi many times." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "You mean you and Jake had a fight?" Gabi: "Yes, but I was on top." Chad: "I wasn't asking about your sex life." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ben: "The cross Johnny gave us keeps flipping upside down." Susan: "That's only caused by the Devil if it flips downside up." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ciara: "So you're saying when you were with her, the Devil wasn't inside Marlena?" Susan: "True. The Devil is now possessing Johnny and it's Gabi he's trying to get inside of." #DAYS

Tony’s Former Inamorata

Next on #DOOL — Anna: "What do you mean Rene Dumond was there? We both know she died years ago." Tony: "So what? I died years ago myself." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Abby: "Sarah has gone completely out of her mind." Jack: "You mean kind of like you?" #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Sarah/Renee: "I'm going to get a lawyer. I think I'll hire Don Craig." Anna: "He's gone. He went out to mail a letter years ago and hasn't been seen since." Sarah/Renee: "I'll find him. I guess I should start looking at the post office." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Jack: "Sarah thinks she's Tony's former inamorata." Jennifer: "She also thinks she's his former lover." #DAYS

Kristen’s Amnesia Elixir

Kristen: "Sorry about the gags." Yeah, you'll never be a comedian. #DAYS

Sarah: "My name is Rene DuMond." Don't you mean Cra-Cra DuMond?

Abby: "My husband is Stefano's youngest son… as far as we know, anyway." In Salem, you never know. #DAYS

Jennifer's low-cut top reveals the amazing work the plastic surgeons have done in hiding the scar from her heart transplant – if you can call having your own heart removed and put back in a transplant. #DAYS

Kristen's Amnesia Elixir – the latest #DOOL wonder drug. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Kate: "You are the child of my child." Allie: "Yes, and you're a great grandmother." Kate: "Don't remind me about that." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Tripp; "I think Allie loves me." Roman: "Maybe she just loves Chanel in a different way." Tripp: "Or maybe she's just a slut." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Ava: "The Devereaux' are back and they are using their newspaper to make a stink about their missing daughter." Gwen: "So What? Everything about Abigail stinks." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Anna: "When it comes to Gwen Riz… How do you pronounce her last name?" Jennifer: "I think it's either 'Rice Chex' or 'Rich Chick.'" #DAYS

Changed Men

Not much of a coincidence that Leo is Craig's boyfriend since, according to the DOOL writers, there are only about a half dozen gays in the entire world. #DAYS

On the list of "changed men" in Salem: TR and Leo. Guys who are likely on the list of "men who haven't changed" in Salem: TR and Leo.

Next on #DOOL — Tripp: "Is it true, Allie? Did you sleep with Chanel?" Ross from Friends: "Tell him you were on a break." #DAYS

MEDICAL FACT: There is no way a gay person can become straight or a straight person can become gay… unless that person is a character on Days of our Lives. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Lani: "It was really difficult to make this cake. I want you to have some of it." Eli: "I already had a piece. It was great." Lani: "No you didn't. The cake hasn't even been cut." Eli: "I wasn't talking about the cake." #DAYS