Puffy Shirt

 

 

A Cardboard Shack In A Hurricane

Every time they show EJ I think if it were in black and white I'd think I was watching the 1931 version of "The Mummy." #DAYS

Dr. Prevuze sez no one survives burns of any significance over 90% of their body. #DAYS

Sarah and Rex are entirely too happy. Don't worry. This is Salem. It'll collapse like a cardboard shack in a hurricane. #DAYS

Not A Resounding Endorsement

JJ goes through Gabi's purse. Related scientific fact: Going through women's purses led scientists to prove black holes really do exist. #DAYS

Kate accuses Abby of shoving her. Abby says she has no proof of that. Maybe Kate wears a body-cam. In fact she could have an entire TV studio hidden in the folds of that blouse. #DAYS

I'm confused. Why don't they just wheel Hattie out and wheel Marlena in? #DAYS

Maybe between Lucas and Bonnie the judge could just award the baby to the person who had the shortest prison sentence. #DAYS

John: "Hattie's a ticking time bomb." Not exactly a resounding endorsement for why Roman should hook up with her. #DAYS

She's Kate

Nicole is gone. Blown to smithereens, apparently. Don't be despondent, Nicole fans, on #DOOL it's unusual if they DON'T come back from the dead. #DAYS

Jennifer: "Tell us why Kate would lie." Uh… she's Kate. #DAYS

Paul: "I thought you were talking to your mom when you said you were happy to hear their voice." Will: "I was talking to Sonny." Tactical error Will. You had a perfect exit and slammed the door on yourself. #DAYS

Belle

 

 

Erectile Dysfunction

Sami discovers EJ may not be dead but something else might be

Samanther

Eric to Nicole: "This is the beginning of our new life together." Which, if Xander comes back, won't last long. #DAYS

Remember: If he doesn't call her, "Samanther" it's not really EJ." #DAYS

Lucas is right. The judge will have to decide which ex-con to give baby Bonnie to. #DAYS

Protip

Hey, Eric, don't worry about the incriminating evidence Xander has. Just move to Canada with Nicole. I hear the cabin she shared with Brady is available. #DAYS

Protip for Nicole and Eric: If you are worried about Xander walking in on you, there is probably a motel down the street that is within your budget range. #DAYS

Deals Evolve

Nicole: "I'm not a killer." So when she tried to electrocute Victor that was an April Fool's joke? #DAYS

Sami: "I'm going to find EJ with or without your help." I wouldn't be so cavalier about that. You just put $63 million in his bank account for his help. #DAYS

Stefan demands the rest of his money. Sami tells him "deals evolve." You're right, Stefan. You just can't do anything with $63 million these days. #DAYS

Collagen-Stuffed Lips

Stefan: "The numbers you gave me in this report are inflated." As inflated as Mimi's collagen-stuffed lips? #DAYS

Xander to Nicole: "A penny for your thoughts?" Well, the way he's (un)dressed, we know what he's thinking. #DAYS

Eric to Nicoe: "I'd stand up to 1,000 Xanders." Until one of those Xanders punched him then he'd be flat on the floor. #DAYS

Trail of Tears

Kristen: "I can't believe I'm here with you." I can't believe you havent figured out he's stringing you along. #DAYS

There is a chance Brady is being sincere with Kristen. His life with women has been a trail of tears and he might want to keep that record in tact #DAYS

Plastic Surgery

It's supposed to be "nip and tuck" not "slash and burn." #DAYS

No Experience Necessary

 

 

Anne O. Rexia

There is more silicone in Mimi's lips than in Bonnie's boobs. #DAYS

Abe: "If we don't have rules what do we have?" The Salem Police Department? #DAYS

Sheila has obviously not read "How To Win Firends And Influence People." Of course, neither has Abe. #DAYS

Mimi has been spending a little too much time with her friend Anne Orexia. #DAYS

Trick Or Treat

 

 

The Cat Died

 

 

Flattery

 

 

Other Women

Abby asks for Marlena's help. I hope they send her to Hattie. #DAYS

Kate: "Sometimes the men in our lives don't know what's good for them." In your case, that would be other women. #DAYS

Where did Lucas get the authority to decide whether Bonnie stays at the police station or not? #DAYS

Roman threatens to extricate Kate. If there is one thing this show doesn't need it's an extra Kate. #DAYS

My Last Hope

Eric to Chloe: "You are my last hope." When Chloe is your last hope, you are out of hope. #DAYS

Loose lips sink ships. Sami may have just sunk the entire fleet telling Eli she needs to look for her mom. #DAYS

Victor telling Maggie he knows the whole story about Nicole is like hanging a T-bone steak in front of a hungry dog. She'll get it out of him or die trying. #DAYS

Gaslighting

John: "Oh, Doc, you're awake." Congratulate me, I'm Married." #DAYS

I realize Gabi is gaslighting her, but Abby's mental illness returning wouldn't be a big surprise anyway. #DAYS

John: "The role of Marlena Evans is now being played by Hattie Adams." Yes, and she's giving great psychological advice to people like Eve, too. #DAYS

Another Brady Black Relationship Bites The Dust

 

 

Guy Manual Admonition

Abe: "Aren't you going to kiss the bride." John: "I'm just savoring the moment." Great line. #DAYS

Kristen is going to kill Marlena because she corrects people's grammar? I can understand that. I'm ready to attack anyone who mixes up and "there, their and they're." #DAYS

Tripp clearly hasn't read the Guy Manual admonition that when she wants to drag you into the bedroom is not the time to start a long discussion about it. #DAYS