Glacial

Steve could come up with another bionic eye but they only come up with wacky things like that when it suits the plot. #DAYS

Steve could come up with another bionic eye but they only come up with wacky things like that when it suits the plot. #DAYS

I missed yesterday's show so as fast-paced as #DOOL is, I'll never catch up. And by "fast-paced," I mean "glacial." #DAYS

If it's not Halloween, why is Gabi dressed like Bettie Page? #DAYS

Ben and Stefanake: together again for the first time. #DAYS

Nicole to Kristen: "Everyone in Salem is related to someone you tried to kill." Heck, everyone in Salem is related… period. #DAYS

Kristen: "Can I not be me?" You couldn't when you were running around in that Nicole mask. #DAYS

Off Her Rocker

Chad to Abby: "I took my tie off and you started to lose it." Wrong.
Abby the overreacting pyromaniac lost it years ago. #DAYS

Brady gets caught red handed. And the red on his hands is Victor's
blood. #DAYS

You're trying too hard, Justin. You need to be aloof, gruff and
indifferent. How do I know? She fell for Steve, didn't she? #DAYS

Thank God Marlena arrived. Now they can get the official word that
Abigail is off her rocker. #DAYS

Attempted Murder Is A Misdemeanor

You don't have to run, Kristin. Attempted murder is a misdemeanor in Salem. #DAYS

Gabi tells Brady she has seen Stefan. Brady says that's impossible. GMAB. Death in Salem is a revolving door. #DAYS

Xander hauls out the old "I switched your baby because I love you" excuse. #DAYS

One-Two-Punch

Xander tries to leave. Kristen manhandles him back into the room. I always figured she could take him in a fight. #DAYS

When you look up the definition of one-two-punch you'll find the story of Li telling Gabi Chad is the CEO of DiMera then following up with the fact they removed her as the head of Gabi Chic. #DAYS

Kristen to Victor: "You and I need to have a word." I'll bet she has a word for him but I can't include it in a family-oriented post. #DAYS

Gratuitous Nudity

Xander says he trashed to hotel room to try to erase the pain. Yeah,
busting a few lamps always cancels out getting dumped at the altar. #DAYS

Leave it to Abigail to see something from the perspective of a
kidnapper. #DAYS

It's a good thing Xander keeping his shirt of is such an important part
of the plot. Otherwise it might simply be gratuitous nudity and #DOOL
would never stoop that low. #DAYS

Until The Coronavirus Dies Of Old Age

Abe and Kate: Abate… as in Abe finds out his meeting is with Kate which causes his enthusiasm for the meeting to abate. #DAYS

Steve to Hope: "You and I have been through this before. You'd think we would know better." I doubt it. People in Salem who learn from their mistakes are a rare breed. #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Chad: "I will not let this travesty drag on." Translation: They'll drag it out until the Coronavirus dies of old age. #DAYS

Orpheus Has Escaped

 

 

Whiplash

Steve yesterday: "I'll fight for Kayla:" Steve today: "I have to let you go." My neck is really sore from the whiplash that one caused. #DAYS

Whether or not Steve is deliberately using reverse psychology on Kayla, it's working. #DAYS

I think their little conversation backfired on BOTH Steve and Kayla. #DAYS

Celibacy

Ciara to Ben: "We can't do this." I believe they've already proven they can. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Rafe: "You move a muscle & I'll put a bullet between your eyes." Rafe fires his gun. Orpheus with his dying breath: "Why?" Rafe: "Your heart was beating… it's a muscle." #DAYS

Justin to Steve: "Kayla and I saved each other… From heartache… lonliness… celibacy…" #DAYS

People Steal Babies

For the statisticians in the audience, records show exactly 0.27% of all weddings are stopped at the last minute. The same survey showed that figure rises to nearly 50% in Salem. #DAYS

Salem City Ordinance 120917B: When you have something important to tell someone, getting to the point without mumbling around and stalling is an offense punishable by a year in jail, a $5,000 fine, or both.

Justin: "I'm pretty sure there is not going to be a wedding." Man, that Justin is really on top of things. #DAYS

Kristen: "How could the hospital make such a terrible mistake." It's Salem Hospital, where medical protocol goes to die. #DAYS

Sonny: "People steal babies." Sarah: "Hold my beer." #DAYS

Brady and the Crazy Woman

 

 

An Art-Form

Marta: "There are specific procedures for signing out a baby." Signing out? Like a library book?" #DAYS

Brady didn't even ask how it happened. He didn't have to. In Salem baby switching isn't just common, it's an art-form. #DAYS

Sarah's wedding vows would have been shorter if she had just read the Bible cover-to-cover. #DAYS

Justin's Toast. #DAYS

Sami Brady On A Hot Griddle

If Kayla wants a man with self-confidence she probably should look at someone other than Justin. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see. Kayla turns to Sarah and says, "It was easier to remove Steve's brain and leave the chip inside his head."

Jack: "How is Steve doing?" Kayla: "He's still unconscious." Jack: "What does that mean?" Just a wild guess but I think it means he's still unconscious." #DAYS

If Sarah is this distraught over Maggie not coming to her wedding, she's going to freak out like Sami Brady on a hot griddle when she finds out about the baby. #DAYS

Poor MacKenzie… all dressed up and nowhere to go. #DAYS

John: "God willing, Steve will wake up and be fine." God: "I'm not willing." #DAYS

Crackerjack Surgeon

In Vegas, the over/under on Xander and Sarah's wedding lasting is four months. #DAYS

Thank God Ben answered that phone. In Salem he could have been arrested if he let it keep ringing. #DAYS

Jack: "You're a crackerjack surgeon." Translation: Kayla got her medical degree out of a box of Crackerjacks. #DAYS

Malware Pre-Installed

Chad: "I am grateful for you." When she's not out committing arson, that is. #DAYS

"Look at you… indignant and self-righteous," says Steveano. "I am most certaintly not self-righteous," says Kayla indignantly. #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Tony takes the chip from Steve's brain and installs it in a laptop, inventing the first PC that comes with it's own malware pre-installed. #DAYS

Breach of Contract

New saying in Salem: "An eye for an eye, a shoe for a shoe." #DAYS

Scenes we'd like to see: Xander asks Justin: "Will you marry me?" Justin to become his husband. Xander says that's not what he meant and backs out. Justin sues Xander for breach of contract. #DAYS

Rolf refuses to remove the chip in Steveano's brain. Too bad he's the only surgeon in the world. #DAYS

A Clue

Lani's headgear looks just like my tinfoil hat. I have to wear it or I can't watch #DOOL. #DAYS

Dr. RayBan: "I did MacKenzie a favor by letting her grow up with Sarah as a mother instead of Kristen." What about Xander as a father. You know, the guy you've been spewing contempt about for the past 20 minutes. #DAYS

Eric: "Nicole is keeping something from me and I don't know what it is." Somebody is keeping a clue from him. #DAYS