Artificial Intelligence

Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, see Sami and Abby in a rockin' cat-fight. #DAYS

 

Sami says Abby is just a notch on EJ's bedpost.  More like a smear on his shower stall wall. #DAYS

 

Kristin says she has AI software, meaning Artificial Intelligence — the only kind of intelligence in Salem. #DAYS

 

Fashion statement: Kristin says she just wants to see Brady in the flesh. Her skirt is so short we're seeing her in the flesh. #DAYS

Disregard For Children

Kristin answers the phone, hears Brady's voice and is speechless. First time for everything. #DAYS

 

They're adding a children's wing at Salem Hospital. You mean the good people of Salem actually have that much disregard for children? #DAYS

 

Do people in Salem ever walk across the square without bumping into someone? #DAYS

 

Why is Kayla so upset about firing Abby? Anyone in town would give her a job.  I understand town patron saint is available. #DAYS

That Medieval Hall Of Horrors

Sami wants Anne to bring her up to speed on the hospital.  The speed of that medieval hall of horrors is zero. #DAYS

 

When Daniel woke up I'll bet he had a big headache.  Then he looked up, saw Kristin and realized he had an even bigger one. #DAYS

 

EJ tells Sonny he made one stupid mistake. One he got caught at, that is. #DAYS

 

Eve says she has a rare blood type.  Whatever it is, I'm sure it has ice water in it. #DAYS

A Ringing Endorsement

Jennifer wants JJ to break the male code and tell her how he feels. Just talking to Jennifer breaks the male code. #DAYS

 

Eric gives John a blessing.  Tell me again, who is the patron saint of fireplace poker injuries? #DAYS

 

Jenn says her family is better off than ever? JJ sentenced to community service, Jenn dumped by Daniel and Abby the new Salem slut? #DAYS

 

Daniel's going to St. Louis, Kate went to Poplar Bluff. Are these product placement ads by the Missouri Department of Tourism? #DAYS

 

Brady says he & Nicole are still friends, "I'm in no position to be picky." Now there's a ringing endorsement for Nicole's friendship.#DAYS

Eve's Theme Song

Paige asks which blouse Eve likes.  She chooses the one where the buttons are tiny little padlocks. #DAYS

 

#DOOL factoid: John is only 23 years old... if you don't count the time he hasn't spent in comas. #DAYS

 

Victor on the show always brightens my day a little. He doesn't brighten Theresa's, though. #DAYS

 

If you just just can't get enough of it, The hour-long album of Eve's theme song, "Uhhh Ahhh," is available on Amazon.com #DAYS

A Cupcake Baking Whore

Ciara wonders why Hope's in a hurry to go on vacation. Because she's in a hurry to do something else... or someone else. #DAYS

 

Sami softens then freaks out again. Her emotions are a bigger roller coaster than the Millennium Force at Cedar Point. #DAYS

 

Rafe thinks Kate's revenge might make Stefano do to her what he tried to do to Rafe.  Rafe needs to think that one through. #DAYS

 

Sami calls Abby a cupcake baking whore. Caroline called her a Twinkie. You'd think EJ had sex with Little Debbie. #DAYS

 

EJ, be careful how hard you beg for Samantha to come back to you. She might actually do it. #DAYS

De-Nookie-Fication

Clyde says it's hard to tell if he's happier or the kids. My guess is he's a lot happier than they are now that he's around. #DAYS

 

Sami says she & EJ put themselves through hell. Yes—including her "de-nookie-fication stunt," which didn't help his, uh, resolve. #DAYS

 

Jennifer says Sami was out of line going after Abby. Because, you know, Abby's only tiny infraction was throwing herself at EJ. #DAYS

 

Aiden: "Don't rush into marriage. It could be the biggest mistake of your life." He's been reading the Guy Manual again. #DAYS

Grovel-A-Thon

I KNEW it would be Kate behind the rumpus room door. She certainly got a front row seat for the EJ grovel-a-thon. #DAYS

 

Daniel watches Eve and Jen fight: "Everything OK?" I hope what he ordered for lunch was a clue. #DAYS

 

Eve says she doesn't hold a grudge against Abby. I don't think Abby is as concerned about Eve's grudge as she is about Sami's. #DAYS

 

JJ wants Paige's trust. Eve wants JJ's trust. What I trust is that whole house of cards will collapse. #DAYS

 

Sami softens. EJ buys it so I guess his brain is softening right along with Sami. #DAYS

Theresa Lawyers-Up

The way they panned in on Nicole in bed at the start, I thought it was a Misty Circle movie. #DAYS

 

Theresa lawyers-up. Given the legal talent in Salem that's usually a sign you're going to prison. #DAYS

 

Nicole says she'd do anything for Eric... too bad she didn't have that attitude when she could've save his priesthood. #DAYS

 

Just a thought: If John is brain dead can't they just get that CD of Stefano's and reboot his mind like they did before? #DAYS

 

So John might be in a permanent coma; otherwise known as the Jan Spears syndrome. #DAYS

Popular Names In Poplar Bluff

Kate interrupts Sami's one-woman-vendetta to work on their two-women-vendetta. #DAYS

 

Adrienne thinks Abby has been through enough since Jack died. Well, she's certainly been through her share of DiMera men. #DAYS

 

Will wonders what's wrong with EJ. He suffers from the affliction of being a guy. #DAYS

 

Tammy Sue, Ollie and Clyde. How did they dig up the three most popular names in Poplar Bluff? #DAYS

A Man Lied?

Hope and Aiden... Oh, the chemistry!  Come to think of it though, oil and water have chemistry. #DAYS

 

Eve wants what is best for Paige... as long as what's best for page is best for Eve. #DAYS

 

Eric: "Let go and let God." John: "Right... Let go and let God have Theresa." #DAYS

 

Abby insists EJ promised the truth would never come out. A man lied? There's a first time for everything. #DAYS

 

Abby goes into detail. Jennifer begs her to stop. If it were two guys, we'd get the whole play-by-play. #DAYS

A Woman Scorned

Note to EJ & Abby: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. A woman scorned hath no fury like Samantha scorned. #DAYS

 

JJ, Paige is headed for Stanford and her mother is a beyotch. Ever think of giving up on that family and finding someone else? #DAYS

 

Sami: "I'm about to unload an earful on your slut of a daughter." BRING IT, SAMI! #DAYS

 

Eve works JJ: "Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly." #DAYS

 

You just knew knew Marlena was going to pull her performance out of the fire, didn't you? #DAYS

Sami's Tirade; EJ's Remorse

Sami unleashes her revenge on EJ and Abigail for their "indiscretion."

Feelings And All That Malarkey

Could someone please remind poor little victim Abby it takes two to tango? Oh, never-mind, I think Sami is about to do that. #DAYS

 

Sami's assault is the same as the old west tradition of shooting at someone's feet & telling him to dance. And oh, does EJ dance." #DAYS

 

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Brady's money happened in Vegas and will stay... you get the idea. #DAYS

 

Jennifer thinks her dust-up with Eve is about the high school prom.  Well, they are acting like juveniles. #DAYS

 

Victor: "Maggie is a female.  She understands feelings and all that malarkey." I can't improve on a comment like that. #DAYS

A Slut-In-The-Box

Marybeth is the Ann Millbauer of the teenage set. #DAYS

 

Had to LOL when Eve blew into Daniel's apartment.  She just popped up like a slut-in-the-box. #DAYS

 

I thought Shin was going to take Kate's cell phone away from her and say, "You'll get this back at the end of the semester." #DAYS

 

Some #DOOL flashbacks are in color, some are blurry and some are in black and white.  I'm sure this has deep meaning that escapes me. #DAYS

The Nookie Jar

EJ's statement, "Go... to... hell..." any local news station would be overjoyed to get a sound bite like that. #DAYS

 

Nicole says Sami is the Queen of Screw-ups. EJ had better hope she screws this one up. #DAYS

 

Brady says when he looks at John he sees Kristin.  Man, the drugs really are getting to him. #DAYS

 

Sami says EJ didn't sleep with Abby because she wasn't satisfying him... 'scuze me Sami but you cut off his access to the "nookie jar" #DAYS

Running Short On Brain Cells

Sami Brady had a plan, E-I-E-I-O. And with this plan she pwned her man, E-I-E-I-O. #DAYS

 

Brady: "I'm running late for work." And running short on brain cells. #DAYS

 

Notice: "On today's show the part of Eric DiMera was played by Sha-Na-Na's Bowser. #DAYS

 

When Sami asked EJ, "Who can you trust," the wind from her fluttering eyelashes nearly blew him over. #DAYS

Years Of Sexual Hibernation

Marlena certainly has a renewed interest in Roman since he came out of years of sexual hibernation. #DAYS

 

JJ has a high school degree. With that & other things* he can write his own ticket. *Other things — College Degree and experience. #DAYS

 

EJ blames Stefano. Salem city ordinance 3059b says it's illegal to blame yourself for the messes you make. #DAYS

 

Rafe goes down to rattle EJ's cage.  In this case, literally. #DAYS

When The Whipped Cream Hits The Fan

Hope says she doesn't know anything about Aiden. Translation: If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again. #DAYS

 

Rafe: "You want me to cuff DiMera and right now he's getting married to my ex-wife." #OnlyInSalem #DAYS

 

And now when the whipped cream hits the fan, Sami gets half the DiMera fortune. #PrenupsAreForWimps #DAYS

 

#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave — Sami and EJ's marriage on Days of Our Lives. #DOOL #DAYS

Whatever Substance Hits The Fan

Lucas wonders if Sami has a wedding to go to.  She has so many of them she tends to forget. #DAYS

 

Will's EJ's best man.  He'd better not stand too close or he could get hit by shrapnel... Or whatever substance hits the fan. #DAYS

 

Sami's over Rafe, ready to ditch EJ... Maybe it's time to dust off those "LUMI" T-shirts. #DAYS

 

♫ Here comes the bride; She knows the groom has lied; ♪ When he feels Sami's wrath he'll wish that he had died. ♫ #DAYS