Oughtistic

Leo to Javi: "We don't have to be in a relationship just to hang out once in a while," which is exactly what they say when they want to get into a relationship. #DAYS

Maggie guesses what Phillip’s plan might be, “It’s gambling, isn’t it?” Maggie is smarter than the average Salemite. Of course, so is my dog. #DAYS

Julie to Abe: “You could join our grief-book-club.” Abe’s mouth: “That might be wonderful.” Abe’s brain: “No way in Hell.” #DAYS

Oncologist, “Chanel, we have your test results .” And even though it turns out to be good news, before the commercial break it was delivered with the Salem Hospital’s patented “look of doom”. #DAYS

They’re trying to nail down a date for Lexie’s funeral. Better hurry and get it scheduled before she returns from the dead again #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Johnny: “You’re always on my case. Why do you keep telling me ‘I ought to do this and I ought to do that?” Theo: “Because I’m oughtistic.” #DAYS

Wacko Joy wants to be the one to decide if wacko Stephanie is wacko. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Salem surgeons accidentally sew Joy’s mouth shut. #DAYS

Belle: “My parents got remarried right here.” It would be hard to find a place they didn’t get remarried. #DAYS

Brady talks about finding Jimmy Hoffa. Gen X and Y viewers ask, “Who’s Jimmy Hoffa?” #DAYS

Steve to Stephanie: “What is your darkest thought?” Other than strangling Joy? #DAYS

Gabi is worried Phillip will get caught up in a dopamine cycle. I don’t know how mean Phillip is but for throwing $5 million into this poker game he certainly is a dope. And that goes double for Gabi for loaning it to him. #DAYS?”

Gabi: “What are the chances we would meet a DiMera here in Monte Carlo?” On this show? About the same as meeting someone in Monte Carlo who speaks French. #DAYS