Stupid

Chanel don’ wan’ no stinkin’ baby shower. Have they asked the baby how it feels about that? #DAYS

Leo to Chad: “My mouth is dry, my hands are clammy, my stomach is doing somersaults, and my knees are weak.” Sounds like he’s been eating the chowdah at the pub again. #DAYS

Sarah is going to be accused of wrongful death. Is there such a thing as rightful death? #DAYS

Paulina tells Theo that Stephanie is a very married woman. A hanging by a thread married woman would be more accurate. #DAYS

I thought Joy was going to ask, “How many spasmatics would it take to scres in a lightbulb?” #DAYS

Kayla tells Stephanie that Alex is being overly-cautious about keeping Stephanie away from Kelsey. “Overly-cautious” in this case is a euphemism for “stupid.” #DAYS

The DiMera Trailer Court

The Brady-Sarah-Xander drama continues as Brady and Xander battle to see who becomes Sarah’s main squeeze. Runner up gets to be her sidepiece. $DAYS

Gwen: “blimey, criquey, hells-bells, sod it all…”

EJ wonders how they will recoup their losses. Maybe there’s another seat at Phillip’s poker game. #DAYS

Maggie thinks Xander's behavior is improving. At least he hasn't dressed up in a clown suit and kidnapped her lately. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Rita quits her job with EJ and becomes a meter-maid. (If you get that one, you are old… really old). #DAYS

I don’t know about Phillip’s chances. He thinks a straight flush is something you do before leaving the bathroom. #DAYS

Phillip: “I’m more than a great guy with a heart of gold.” And a leg of wood. #DAYS

Tate and Holly practice the Marshal Arts… The ones detailed in the Kama Sutra. #DAYS

Apparently Sarah isn’t too tired for a little company in bed. #Priorities. #DAYS`


Maggie: “We saved Titan, but lost the house.” Marlena: “Where are you going to live?” In the DiMera Trailer Court on DiMera Street across from the DiMera Dump? #DAYS

Theo tells Abe he quit his job at DiMera. I hear there's an opening at Sweet Bits. #DAYS

Maggie says there is a 2% chance to do what Phillip did in roulette and a 1 in 5000 chance to draw a straight flush. That means to do both would be about a 1 in a trillion chance. Happens every day. #DAYS

Marlena: “Sami has made some pretty bad choices in men.” It could be it’s the men who have made the bad choice in Sami. #DAYS

Oughtistic

Leo to Javi: "We don't have to be in a relationship just to hang out once in a while," which is exactly what they say when they want to get into a relationship. #DAYS

Maggie guesses what Phillip’s plan might be, “It’s gambling, isn’t it?” Maggie is smarter than the average Salemite. Of course, so is my dog. #DAYS

Julie to Abe: “You could join our grief-book-club.” Abe’s mouth: “That might be wonderful.” Abe’s brain: “No way in Hell.” #DAYS

Oncologist, “Chanel, we have your test results .” And even though it turns out to be good news, before the commercial break it was delivered with the Salem Hospital’s patented “look of doom”. #DAYS

They’re trying to nail down a date for Lexie’s funeral. Better hurry and get it scheduled before she returns from the dead again #DAYS

Next on #DOOL – Johnny: “You’re always on my case. Why do you keep telling me ‘I ought to do this and I ought to do that?” Theo: “Because I’m oughtistic.” #DAYS

Wacko Joy wants to be the one to decide if wacko Stephanie is wacko. #DAYS

Scenes we’d like to see: Salem surgeons accidentally sew Joy’s mouth shut. #DAYS

Belle: “My parents got remarried right here.” It would be hard to find a place they didn’t get remarried. #DAYS

Brady talks about finding Jimmy Hoffa. Gen X and Y viewers ask, “Who’s Jimmy Hoffa?” #DAYS

Steve to Stephanie: “What is your darkest thought?” Other than strangling Joy? #DAYS

Gabi is worried Phillip will get caught up in a dopamine cycle. I don’t know how mean Phillip is but for throwing $5 million into this poker game he certainly is a dope. And that goes double for Gabi for loaning it to him. #DAYS?”

Gabi: “What are the chances we would meet a DiMera here in Monte Carlo?” On this show? About the same as meeting someone in Monte Carlo who speaks French. #DAYS