Hell Hath No Fury

Hell hath no fury like Hope scorned. #DAYS

 

Belle says she did something really stupid. With Belle, could we expect anything else? #DAYS

 

Abby insists Ben is a good person. Ignore a few murders and he's practically perfect. #DAYS

My #BlackFriday Adventure

9:00 PM: I'm camped out at Walmart and will be tweeting my adventures through the night.

10:00 PM: Temperature falling. The rain is cold & steady. Hole in the roof of my tent isn't too big, letting a nice breeze come through.

11:00 PM: Gust of wind ripped bigger hole in tent. Temp now 33°. Would go in and buy a repair kit, but doors are locked. .

Midnight: Tent collapsed. I thought they only had monsoons in warm weather.

1:00 AM: Spent an hour in line at the porta-potties. Now I can take that experience off my bucket list.

2:00 AM: Temperature 26°. Can't feel my fingers or my toes... which is good because the rest of me is f*cking freezing. .

3:00 AM: Store management is passing out coffee. I didn't take any. I never want to see those porta-potties again. Temp 23.

4:00 AM: The puddle I'm standing in is starting to ice over.

5:00 AM: If I was home in a warm bed right now I'd be missing all the fun. And the cold. And the rain. And those little brats behind me.

6:00 AM: Finally! Doors are open. Two women ahead of me had a big fight over who gets the last electric scooter.

6:15 AM: Made it to TV dept. 55 inch flat screen for $199 already sold out—Got a 32 inch for the same price. Can't go home empty handed.

6:30 AM: Found a great deal on paint—Nothing to do with Christmas but I can't pass this up. Wish I needed paint. Never hurts to stock up

6:45 AM: My cart is loaded and I'm headed for checkout. Line looks to be about an hour long.

7:30 AM: Uh-oh... credit card rejected.  They really get nasty if you don't pay your bill.

7:45 AM: Had enough cash to pay for a pack of gum and that tent repair kit. 

8:00 AM: Damn that was fun. Can't wait till next year.

8:30 AM: Now back at the Prevuze Compound celebrating with a little turkey... Wild Turkey, that is.

Thanksgiving Feasts

Cooties

Cooties: a highly contagious STD.  JJ's cooties: covering Eve's bedroom like white on rice.

Clarabell

Where Bo Is Going

All dogs may go to heaven, but some people go elsewhere.

Bo Brady Begone Blues

Chad hunts Abby. John hunts Sami. Tense music plays, so we'll know the situation is... you know... tense. #DAYS

 

Victor decides to follow Bo's wishes and go look after Caroline.  Just what Maggie wanted to hear. #DAYS

 

Patch's harmonica bellows the Bo Brady Begone Blues. #DAYS

Bo And Hope: The Final Selfie

The Grim Reaper Calls For Bo

 

Don't Just Do Something, Stand There

Caroline says Roman and Shawn sound like twins.  Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb. #DAYS

 

The way Chad keeps flashing back to the time Ben beat him up, you'd think he enjoyed it. #DAYS

 

The way Hope was flinging the sapling around it almost didn't live much longer than Bo. #DAYS

 

With Ben's back turned, why didn't the nurse konk him? Because the Salem women's credo is "don't just do something, stand there." #DAYS

Bo Gives Hope To Rafe

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you really saw it.  Bo gave Hope to Rafe.  You'd think a show whose viewer demographic is mainly women would get a clue.  It's not Days Of Our Lives, it's Malaise Of Our Wives.  On the next episode Salem women burn their bras and fight for the right to vote.

Here is it in all its glory gory.(Sorry about the sound being out of sync).

Bleeding Heart Pansies

 

Bo's Death — Just A Bit Too Sudden

 

A Bag O' Dog Poop

Bo tells Hope their future is in the burlap sack. Given his prognosis, that could've been a bag o' dog poop. #DAYS

 

Oh, no! An oak tree we're going to have to have tear-jerking flashbacks from for years to come. #DAYS

 

Bo tells Hope he never thought he'd find a gal who could make him so happy. But then he found Billie... and Carly. #DAYS

M-U-D

Chad screams into the phone: "My name is D-I-M-E-R-A." Translation: The name of whomever he's talking to is M-U-D." #DAYS

 

Kayla cuts things off with Patch to go to Bo's surprise party. Steve's surprise is the little party he had planned ain't gonna happen. #DAYS

 

Ben assures Abby: "We're in this together." Right. Together with one watching while the other goes through childbirth. #DAYS

Bo's Generosity

 

The Season's First Project Runway Episode

Marlena hopes Sami has given up her crazy idea. Sami giving up a crazy idea is like your cable company giving up overcharging. #DAYS

 

Hope is mad as hell at Bo.  I should think. He's only saved her life once this week. #DAYS

 

Fashion statement—Andre's shirt looks like something designed by someone who got kicked off the season's first Project Runway episode. #DAYS

She Spills The Beans

Theresa doesn't just fall all over Brady slobbering when he comes in. Perceptive Brady: "What's wrong?" #DAYS

 

Joey brings up the fact Hope married Aiden. That's the bad news. The good news: it was a short marriage. #DAYS

 

Kayla promises Bo she won't tell anyone about his illness. Three seconds later she spills the beans to Patch. #DAYS

Tonsillectomy

Joey Aims Low

UN-AMERICAN!

Abby tells Ben he can trust her. Same thing she told him right after throwing it down with Chad. #DAYS

 

One more angst-immersed teen on this show and I'm going to drop my membership in the Justin Bieber fan club. #DAYS

 

WHOA! Kayla admits Bo without the admitting department getting insurance info and having him sign his house over to them. UN-AMERICAN! #DAYS

Theresa's Latest Book

 It's bound to be a best-seller.

SORASing Figured Out

Daniel: "If I did nothing why am I in trouble?" Read the Guy Manual, Daniel. Women don't need a reason. #DAYS

 

Person 1: "We slept together & it's not a big deal." Person 2: "It is to me." POP QUIZ! Which one is the man and which is the woman? #DAYS

 

SORASing figured out: Bo took a space trip near lightspeed. He didn't age; Ciara did.  Seriously. Einstein backs me up on this one. #DAYS

Suh-PRISE, Suh-PRISE!

Kayla: "OF COURSE I'M HAPPY!" I'd hate to see her unhappy. #DAYS

 

Chase: "Where's my dad?" Jim Nabors pops in, "Suh-PRISE, suh-PRISE!" #DAYS

 

Abby: "Maybe the pains are just Braxton Hicks."  Only if that's what you're going to name the baby." #DAYS

IBM

Hope, Abby, Sami... All in a predicament at the same time. #DAYS picks its writers from IBM—International Brotherhood of Misogynists.

 

Ben and Abby: The mind of a serial killer vs. the mind of a house plant. My apologies to house plants everywhere. #DAYS

 

Bo to Victor: "You didn't get me kidnapped." Are you sure about that, Bo? He's not exactly St. Victor, you know. #DAYS

Where There's Strife There's Hope

 

Cheesy

Sami insists she doesn't care about the money — just what the money buys. #DAYS

 

Sami insists EJ is alive. Oh, for God's sake, Sami. What doe you think this is, a cheesy soap oper... never mind. #DAYS

 

Alternative plot scenario: Hope: "Is it really you?" Bo: "Yes, it's really me." Hope: "Why did you try to strangle me?" #DAYS

Like Father, Like Son

Hanky-Pankied

Theresa: "Hope's dress was to die for." Little do you know. Even littler does Hope know. #DAYS

 

Bo wonders why Hope got married, "We took a vow." Did that vow include abandonment, Beauregard? #DAYS

 

Bo goes crazy because Aiden and Hope "went home." You're way too late to worry about that, Bo. They have already hanky-pankied. #DAYS

BFFs Forever

 

To Kill Or Not To Kill

Aiden promises to be faithful to Hope. People rush to their smart phones to look up the word "faithful," an unknown concept in Salem. #DAYS

 

Caroline thinks Kayla is keeping her in the hospital so she won't ruin Hope's wedding. She already did a pretty good job of that. #DAYS

 

Aiden: "To kill or not to kill, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to be up to my eyeballs in debt or whack the wife..." #DAYS

Feeling Blue

The Whore-tons

Sharp As A Tack

Ben thinks Abby's trying to trick him.  Sharp as a tack, that boy is. Next he'll figure out she doesn't want to marry him anymore. #DAYS

 

Abby: stranded in an old shed. Bo: stranded on a country road. Me: stranded in front of this episode. #DAYS

 

Roman tells Aiden to take care of Hope. He will. He's planning to "take care" of her tonight. #DAYS

She Nearly Flipped Her Wig

 

Bat Signal

With all Caroline's contorting and agonizing it looked like she was controlling Bo's plane by Voodoo or something.

 

The signals Lani's sending Rafe make the Bat Signal look like a burned out flashlight. #DAYS

 

The good news for Justin and Adrienne's reconciliation: They're out on a double date. The bad news: it's not with each other. #DAYS

C'est La Vie In Kansas

Theresa The Big-Wig

Theresa Rosannadanna?

Alice And Hope